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Ass-penny

Chewbecca posted:

Human centipede but just a ring of balls being farted on

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alnilam

Scuba Trooper posted:

thank u for fartin on balls
travel down the road and down the halls
your rear end is true
youre a pal and a confidant

and if you threw a party
and invited everyone you knew
you would see the biggest fart would be stinky
and the card i left would say
thank u for fartn on balls

Twenty Four


google THIS posted:

(shouting over the Oscar acceptance speech stfu music) And I want to thank my agent Nick for farting on my balls, and I want to thank my beautiful wife Kristina for always being there for me and for farting on my balls, and I want to thank my mother for always supporting my dreams and for farting on my balls. I want to thank all of my beautiful fans, you're wonderful, and some of you have farted on my balls, which is even more wonderful. And I want to thank

*Clutching their Oscar in both hands and half-crying into the microphone* More than anything I want to thank balls, because if you really think about it, without balls, none of us would be here. Balls made all of this possible! Thank you for everything, balls!

*Music starts to play, the presenter gently puts their hand on my shoulder and guides me down the stairs nodding and gesturing with their other hand off stage*

*Just barely still on camera, I crane my neck back into the shot and yell* "Also a quick shoutout to farts for also being there, on the balls!"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Oh, I thought you meant EYE balls...

baka of lathspell

gimli to legolas: may your balls always be farted upon elf


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Ice Phisherman

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



baka fwocka fwame posted:

gimli to legolas: may your balls always be farted upon elf

G: Never thought I'd fart on these balls side by side with an elf.

L: How about side by side by side with a friend?

G looks up and nods, overcome with emotion.

G: Aye. I could do that.

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