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google THIS posted:(shouting over the Oscar acceptance speech stfu music) And I want to thank my agent Nick for farting on my balls, and I want to thank my beautiful wife Kristina for always being there for me and for farting on my balls, and I want to thank my mother for always supporting my dreams and for farting on my balls. I want to thank all of my beautiful fans, you're wonderful, and some of you have farted on my balls, which is even more wonderful. And I want to thank *Clutching their Oscar in both hands and half-crying into the microphone* More than anything I want to thank balls, because if you really think about it, without balls, none of us would be here. Balls made all of this possible! Thank you for everything, balls! *Music starts to play, the presenter gently puts their hand on my shoulder and guides me down the stairs nodding and gesturing with their other hand off stage* *Just barely still on camera, I crane my neck back into the shot and yell* "Also a quick shoutout to farts for also being there, on the balls!"
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