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A MINIATURE LLAMA posted:Diamonds are Forever had the best henchmen. Anyone who doesn't think Diamonds Are Forever is incredibly entertaining is a real jerk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22U3dNufOmM
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You know what I find so odd about the post-goldeneye 90s bonds is how they feel.... gilded. That's the word I use. Like they appear on a surface level to be expensive and fancy but when you squint a little the facade falls apart and they come off as super cheap and slapdashed together. It's a unique and strangely cozy aesthetic.
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how dare you suggest bond-san was at all racist
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Since it has both J.W. and the raddest boat chase ever filmed, Live and Let Die.
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SRQ posted:You know what I find so odd about the post-goldeneye 90s bonds is how they feel.... gilded. That's the word I use. Goldeneye is the cheapest looking of the Brosnan ones by miles. TND immediately after goes to loads of cool locations. Apart from the tank chase, Goldeneye looks like it was all shot on the cheap in England.
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OK here's my list of porn versions of Bond films. Dr Ho. From Russia With Muff Goldfingerer Thunderballs You Only Jizz Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix Dildos Are Forever Jizz on Wet Thighs The Man With The Golden Cum The Spy Who Bummed Me Poonraker For Your Thighs Only Cocktopussy View to a Fill The Living Gaylights Licence to Drill Golden Bi Tomorrow: Leather Guys The World is Frot Enough Creampie Another Day Twatsino Royale Bottom of Solace Bi-Full Spunktre Ho Time Today I was really reaching on a couple of these, so if anybody has any better suggestions please post them.
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Strategic Tea posted:*extremely Starbucks voice brandishing a marker pen* And what's your name sir? "Bond. James Bond" *gets a cup with "Benny Jim-Bob" on it*
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still can't believe i got 2 other people to vote for TWINE, i will love you forever my perfect little babies
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"the names james bond. james... bond" - ali g
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jazzyhattrick posted:Cocktopussy this was the one i didn't think anyone would be able to make dirty but you actually did it
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Pac and Cheese posted:"the names james bond. james... bond" "de names band.... james band" -pierce brosnan
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Quantum of Phallus posted:"de names band.... james band" you're thread band now i'm thirsty for some cocktopussy and can't think about anything else
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Aug 31, 2022 11:30
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octobussy... named after your father perhaps?
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sorry can't reply i'm up to my nose in bussy galore rn
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"Waste of good scotch" Slow loving clap, james
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Okay this is bullshit. After watching Tomorrow Never Dies yesterday I went to watch The World Is Not Enough, and apparently that one extra day was enough to move it out of being free on Amazon Prime Video. I guess I can take solace in knowing that I got to TND right at the buzzer.
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A quantum, of solace, perhaps. *Henchmen dies from bad joke*
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the new Bond book Double or Nothing is out today. Gonna crack into it this evening!
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Okay this is bullshit. After watching Tomorrow Never Dies yesterday I went to watch The World Is Not Enough, and apparently that one extra day was enough to move it out of being free on Amazon Prime Video. I guess I can take solace in knowing that I got to TND right at the buzzer. Same but with Die Another Day instead of TND I used to absolutely hate DAD but with this most recent rewatch, now that its over 20 years old all the bad parts are a vintage kind of bad like Diamonds Are Forever and I found it incredibly entertaining I also think DAD's failures feel way less grating post Spectre, which was an equally dumb movie that also had the gall to think I should take it seriously
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pretty soft girl posted:I used to absolutely hate DAD but with this most recent rewatch, now that its over 20 years old all the bad parts are a vintage kind of bad like Diamonds Are Forever and I found it incredibly entertaining I find there are few things so bad that an orbital laser cannon can't at least partially redeem.
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Move over Old Bond, the new James Bond is in town - 'Lord of the Dance' Michael Flatley has just written, produced, directed and starred in this absolute banger of a spy thriller that totally isn't a self-insert ego driven fluff piece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU7UEhapn1I
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my friend is at that tonight, I’m away or I’d go. It’s become something of a legend in the Irish film scene. For years I’d hear rumblings of secret screenings and dodgy tax situations. There was rumours it was funded by mob money and all sorts of nonsense. I genuinely can’t wait to see it.
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i started reading the new bond book and the writing isn't very good 
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Quantum of Phallus posted:i started reading the new bond book and the writing isn't very good ian fleming has been dead for 60 years op
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Dead men tell no good tales
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Well not every author can write compelling stories about spies taking on vile fiends suspected of.. cheating at cards
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:ian fleming has been dead for 60 years op It was ghost written. You try piecing together a compelling narrative when all you can say is "boo" and make various wailing noises.
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Mooey Cow posted:It was ghost written. You try piecing together a compelling narrative when all you can say is "boo" and make various wailing noises. okay now i'm scared
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GolfHole posted:i hope they keep making james bond long after england ceases to exist as a nation England has already long ceased to exist as a nation lol
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drk posted:how dare you suggest bond-san was at all racist Where'd they find this Japanese Connery impersonator?
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lol yes.... YES!!!!
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lmao
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That's kind of in poor taste. EDIT: Never mind, thought it was about the Queen
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Nah, you've just been eating too much English food and it's messed with your tastes. Also I love how book moonraker's plot. It's just so wonderfully stupid in just the right ways FoolyCharged fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Sep 11, 2022 |
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Outpost22 posted:That's kind of in poor taste. it was
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Quantum of Phallus posted:the new Bond book Double or Nothing is out today. Gonna crack into it this evening! They’re still making bond books? Are they still way grittier and more hosed up than the movies? I remember reading a couple of the old ones and being surprised Bond seemed so miserable and burnt out.
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Akratic Method posted:They’re still making bond books? Are they still way grittier and more hosed up than the movies? I remember reading a couple of the old ones and being surprised Bond seemed so miserable and burnt out. a miserable burnt out rich guy who travels and like, plays cards and idles around unhappily in a tux is a believable cover in the cold war era serving as some kind of vague agent that occasionally shoots people or sleeps with enemy female agents without enjoying it much is as close to fun as the author could come up with (he was a brit) and was based loosely in reality
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This is a periodic reminder that the ohmss theme slaps.
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Thought of this thread today when I took this
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