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Aug 30, 2022 16:41
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Look buddy, as soon as I finish this plate of grizzly beignets and testosteronuts you're hosed |
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Aug 30, 2022 16:43
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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his waffle level? |
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Aug 30, 2022 16:44
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"Watt-fles" was right there waiting to be taken |
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Aug 30, 2022 16:44
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something waffle 
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Aug 30, 2022 17:31
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so jerry what do you put on your protein waffles jerry? JERRY?!?!?
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Aug 30, 2022 18:34
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Me subtlety panicking trying to plug my phone into the waffles on my plate as my battery goes from 3% to 2%. I pull the connector out and lick the syrup off the end and try again. Is this not USB-C?? Fuuuuuuck! |
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Aug 30, 2022 19:13
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The Toastbusters use protein packs 
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Aug 30, 2022 19:21
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i <3 the power waffle, it’s so bad
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Aug 30, 2022 19:50
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Powerthirst, WAFFLE EDITION It's like lightning in a bottle! |
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Aug 30, 2022 20:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKxXr1s2TDw
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Aug 31, 2022 03:44
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in this kitchen, you gotta make the money waffles first. then when you eat the money waffles, you make the power waffles. Then when you eat the power waffles, then you meet your waffle bride.
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Aug 31, 2022 04:39
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i've had these. they taste like loving poo poo!! it's why i'm immune to the allure of power....
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Aug 31, 2022 04:42
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I prefer Skoal brand waffles, op |
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Aug 31, 2022 06:21
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"god drat it Adam, why do you have to be like this? why can't you just eat breakfast like a normal person???" "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL"
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Aug 31, 2022 11:28
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Push the toaster lever down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine |
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Aug 31, 2022 13:53
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Dads Dip Cup posted:"god drat it Adam, why do you have to be like this? why can't you just eat breakfast like a normal person???" the She Ra reboot was so good. maybe I should watch that again today and eat waffles. |
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Aug 31, 2022 19:04
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What other power foods are there? Are there Power Hotdogs? Can i eat a Power Cake? |
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Aug 31, 2022 21:03
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Power Soufflé
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Aug 31, 2022 21:30
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WITH A SIDE OF ENERGY BACON |
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Aug 31, 2022 21:42
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rear end-penny posted:I prefer Skoal brand waffles, op With the Kodiak, Grizzly, and the like mentioned up-thread, this joke was waiting to be made. I guess that geographical area, general concept, and wildlife plus way of life translates to "chewing tobacco and waffles that somehow have extra protein in them, it's probably just added fat but we can market this somehow". It's only a matter of time until protein infused cans of Copenhagen hit the shelves. Picks you up then keeps you going!
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Aug 31, 2022 22:08
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made with 100% bear |
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Sep 1, 2022 11:32
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and bear milk |
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Sep 1, 2022 11:35
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hang on i need to power up my waffles
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Sep 1, 2022 11:56
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HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGRHGGH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHRGHRHGRHGHGHG UUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Sep 1, 2022 11:58
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these waffles *sniffle* are TOO powerful |
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Sep 1, 2022 13:55
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watho posted:HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH Trying to push out a protein packed power poo poo after eating nothing but POWER WAFFLES for a week. |
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Sep 1, 2022 14:56
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watho posted:HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH You forgot the syrup |
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Sep 1, 2022 15:09
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google THIS posted:You forgot the syrup
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Sep 1, 2022 15:11
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Peter Parker takes out his costume, basically the normal Spider-man costume except it's in two shades of golden brown, as he remembers his uncle's words: "With great waffles comes great responsibility." |
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Sep 2, 2022 18:01
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power waffle man power waffle man doin whatever a power waffle can protein packed stayin froze is he tasty, do you suppose? look out! power waffle man
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Sep 2, 2022 18:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXFR1L_gOg8 |
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Sep 2, 2022 18:30
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YES golden crispy . . . bad guys are history! I love this whole scene. I love how pencilhead's costume (and the costume of son of pencilhead) have "PM" emblazoned on them, as if they started out with "Pencil Man" but made a last minute change, leading to the hesitation when he says "I am pencil . . head"). the whole movie is an underrated gem and we should watch it sometime!
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Sep 2, 2022 21:35
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These aren't my sleepy-time waffles |
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Sep 2, 2022 22:05
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Manifisto posted:YES PEANUS MEANUS
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Sep 2, 2022 22:16
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Manifisto posted:YES I wish they would do some kind of revival sequel to parody the modern MCU era |
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Sep 3, 2022 02:01
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[Shot of a box of sad Eggo Waffles on the the table] Still eating these sad pucks of garbage? [Heavy metal guitar slide as POWER WAFFLES slam in from above loving OBLITERATING the Eggos!!!] Time to start your morning with a taste of REAL POWER! POWER WAFFLES! The only waffles so strong that they'll make you THEIR BITCH! |
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Sep 4, 2022 07:43
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Eggs Bone-a-dick |
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Sep 4, 2022 07:44
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Cream of What the gently caress Did You Just Say To Me?! |
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Sep 4, 2022 07:49
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They get really sassy about their ingredients. City folks just don't understand!
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Sep 4, 2022 07:52
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