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- FutonForensic
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lmao
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Sep 4, 2022 17:54
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- jmnmu
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I could use some more power in my life. I will go with waffles
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Sep 5, 2022 04:27
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- Finger Prince
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Its glycemic index! It's over 9000!
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Sep 5, 2022 17:46
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- Escape From Noise
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Jerry comes into the break room to, once again, empty the coffee maker without refilling it. This morning, though, will be different. As he places the drained pitcher back under the machine, about to walk away with a steaming mug full of bean juice, I act!
"Jerry! You know the agreement! If you kill the joe, you make some more!"
He scoffs a bit and continues to walk away.
"LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
Jerry turns, a smirk on his face. But that smirk soon vanishes as he realizes it's too late for him. We lock eyes and I maintain eye contact as I cram power waffle after power waffle, straight from the break room toaster oven into my mouth. Not looking away, my jaw chewing away methodically, I repeat my demand. Jittering (and not from the coffee) Jerry complies.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Sep 6, 2022
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Sep 6, 2022 01:33
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*Mouth full of waffles, syrup dribbing down my chin, spitting out flecks of chewed doughy matter as I talk*
Pwr. Mmlimtd PWUHR!
*Muffled cackling*
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Sep 6, 2022 06:10
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Later that morning, after almost succumbing to unfettered megalomania and leaving a trail of destruction in my path, I hold the cursed box of frozen cakes ponderously. My hubris dissolves into clarity.
"No. This is too much power for any one man to wield."
*K-THUNK into the kitchen trash*
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Sep 6, 2022 06:22
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- Escape From Noise
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P-p-p-p-p-p-power waffle
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Sep 6, 2022 07:14
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Don't take honey
Don't take jam
Don't need no topping bar to ride this tram
It's sweet and it's flaky
And it can be cruel some times
But it might just save your life
That's the power of
waffles
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Sep 6, 2022 08:08
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- Escape From Noise
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Power Waffles for breakfast so that as soon as I roll into work and clock in I'm hitting the toilet for a Power poo poo.
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Sep 6, 2022 08:13
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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make a lasting impression or give a dynamic presentation by completing your suit with protein-packed neckwear
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Sep 6, 2022 08:21
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- Escape From Noise
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make a lasting impression or give a dynamic presentation by completing your suit with protein-packed neckwear
That waffle and syrup drip.
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Sep 6, 2022 08:26
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- HELLOMYNAMEIS___
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Sep 6, 2022 08:39
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- Escape From Noise
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Sep 6, 2022 08:43
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- Escape From Noise
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Doing a front flip and letting out the Xena cry as I fling Power Waffles like mighty chakram at my enemies.
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Sep 6, 2022 08:44
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- google THIS
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Sep 6, 2022 12:44
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- Escape From Noise
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Slurping my protein shake out of a POWER WAFFLE cone!
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Sep 6, 2022 12:46
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Later that morning, after almost succumbing to unfettered megalomania and leaving a trail of destruction in my path, I hold the cursed box of frozen cakes ponderously. My hubris dissolves into clarity.
"No. This is too much power for any one man to wield."
*K-THUNK into the kitchen trash*
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Sep 6, 2022 17:56
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i <3 the power waffle, it’s so bad
Can't believe I missed this.
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Sep 6, 2022 17:57
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- Escape From Noise
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Dommed By Waffles by Chuck Tingle
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Sep 6, 2022 18:06
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Pounded in the Butt by 12 Grams of Protein per Serving Plus Butter and Syrup
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Sep 7, 2022 02:49
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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ah nuts I really need a health item but these POWER WAFFLES only restore the stamina bar
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Sep 7, 2022 20:25
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Attempting to walk through the Kodiak™ Power Waffles® in a grocery store display to collect the power-up
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Sep 7, 2022 22:45
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- google THIS
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This is the Waffle of Wisdom, Link. The evil wizard Ganon has the Waffle of Power.
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Sep 8, 2022 00:33
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- Escape From Noise
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Bear Grills (Waffles)
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Oct 18, 2022 16:20
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