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*Mouth full of waffles, syrup dribbing down my chin, spitting out flecks of chewed doughy matter as I talk* Pwr. Mmlimtd PWUHR! *Muffled cackling* |
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Later that morning, after almost succumbing to unfettered megalomania and leaving a trail of destruction in my path, I hold the cursed box of frozen cakes ponderously. My hubris dissolves into clarity. "No. This is too much power for any one man to wield." *K-THUNK into the kitchen trash* |
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Sep 6, 2022 06:22
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Don't take honey Don't take jam Don't need no topping bar to ride this tram It's sweet and it's flaky And it can be cruel some times But it might just save your life That's the power of waffles |
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Sep 6, 2022 08:08
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make a lasting impression or give a dynamic presentation by completing your suit with protein-packed neckwear |
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Sep 6, 2022 08:21
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Pounded in the Butt by 12 Grams of Protein per Serving Plus Butter and Syrup |
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Attempting to walk through the Kodiak™ Power Waffles® in a grocery store display to collect the power-up |
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