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[Shot of a box of sad Eggo Waffles on the the table]
Still eating these sad pucks of garbage?
[Heavy metal guitar slide as POWER WAFFLES slam in from above loving OBLITERATING the Eggos!!!]
Time to start your morning with a taste of REAL POWER! POWER WAFFLES! The only waffles so strong that they'll make you THEIR BITCH!
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Eggs Bone-a-dick
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Cream of What the gently caress Did You Just Say To Me?!
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They get really sassy about their ingredients. City folks just don't understand!
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Jerry comes into the break room to, once again, empty the coffee maker without refilling it. This morning, though, will be different. As he places the drained pitcher back under the machine, about to walk away with a steaming mug full of bean juice, I act!
"Jerry! You know the agreement! If you kill the joe, you make some more!"
He scoffs a bit and continues to walk away.
"LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
Jerry turns, a smirk on his face. But that smirk soon vanishes as he realizes it's too late for him. We lock eyes and I maintain eye contact as I cram power waffle after power waffle, straight from the break room toaster oven into my mouth. Not looking away, my jaw chewing away methodically, I repeat my demand. Jittering (and not from the coffee) Jerry complies.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Sep 6, 2022
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P-p-p-p-p-p-power waffle
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Power Waffles for breakfast so that as soon as I roll into work and clock in I'm hitting the toilet for a Power poo poo.
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make a lasting impression or give a dynamic presentation by completing your suit with protein-packed neckwear
That waffle and syrup drip.
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Doing a front flip and letting out the Xena cry as I fling Power Waffles like mighty chakram at my enemies.
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Slurping my protein shake out of a POWER WAFFLE cone!
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Later that morning, after almost succumbing to unfettered megalomania and leaving a trail of destruction in my path, I hold the cursed box of frozen cakes ponderously. My hubris dissolves into clarity.
"No. This is too much power for any one man to wield."
*K-THUNK into the kitchen trash*
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i <3 the power waffle, it’s so bad
Can't believe I missed this.
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Dommed By Waffles by Chuck Tingle
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Bear Grills (Waffles)
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