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Hi goons, I need sunglasses because my cheapie $20 target ones are giving me headaches. I have some 2013 $230 polarized Ray Bans but multiple credible sources have told me I look like a doofus in them. I'd prefer to not spend too much money on glasses this time around in case I break them/I lose them/they're stolen. Thing is, the only brand i know is Ray Ban and Oakley and the former probably has a huge luxury tax. I feel like most brick and mortar stores (like sunglass hut) are going to have bigger markups, and Amazon is probably flooded with Chinese counterfeits/false advertising. Do ya'll know of any places (store or online) where I can get polarized and UV 400 glasses without spending over $100? 
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don't put the sun in glasses it is mostly hot plasma. glasses are for cool drinks, eg: water, beer, nice cocktails, hth op, god bless
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Aug 31, 2022 02:07
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Go to the gym and be like "hey i left my sunglasses here" and they'll say "can you describe them" and you can say "they're ray bans with dark lenses" and they'll either say "sorry" or "these?" and you can be like yeah that's them. Don't buy oakleys. I assume everyone in oakleys is a pig or a pig liker. unless they are these  those are cool.
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Aug 31, 2022 02:07
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buy a can of dark glossy spraypaint at the hardware store and each morning spray a thin layer onto your eye. it should last through most of the daylight hours and will naturally begin to fade as the sun sets. this costs pennies per day and you don't have to carry extra stuff with you all day long. it's a one-and-done in the morning.
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Aug 31, 2022 02:16
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i know a few places you could go for discount sunglasses, but i have to warn you, they look a little shady
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Aug 31, 2022 02:19
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Maybe just go back to Target and try them on before you choose a pair?
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Aug 31, 2022 02:20
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Susncrreen is your next best friend. Mind if I lotion you up?
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Aug 31, 2022 02:29
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kntfkr posted:Go to the gym and be like "hey i left my sunglasses here" and they'll say "can you describe them" and you can say "they're ray bans with dark lenses" and they'll either say "sorry" or "these?" and you can be like yeah that's them. those aren't sunglasses, that's an eyeball bra
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Aug 31, 2022 02:30
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Blenders are good quality and cost like $50. I have a pair of aviators and they are very good for the price OP.
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Aug 31, 2022 02:35
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If you don't get matte black brand-less imitation Wayfarers there you're probably a chump
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Aug 31, 2022 02:36
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Just spend the money you cheap gently caress. My left eye has gotten cloudy within the last month and now I’m looking at cataract surgery and I’m not even 50 yet. (I can’t say it’s because of cheap sunglasses, but why take the chance?)
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Aug 31, 2022 02:40
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I get prescription glasses so when I get news ones I do the the buy one get one free offer and get one prescription reading and one prescription sunglasses.
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Aug 31, 2022 02:44
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Op did you know most major glasses brands are owned by a single company, Luxotica If not I'm sure someone will tell you
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Aug 31, 2022 02:46
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heres the best way to save money on sunglasses! just squint lol
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Aug 31, 2022 02:53
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It is impossible to overspend on sunglasses. Sorry about your fake problem OP
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Aug 31, 2022 02:55
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Bro Dad posted:It is impossible to overspend on sunglasses. Sorry about your fake problem OP 
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Aug 31, 2022 03:07
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get regular glasses that turn dark in sunlight and you won't need sunglasses at all
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Aug 31, 2022 03:09
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Just pull your shirt up
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Aug 31, 2022 03:10
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just look into the sun for long enough and then you won't need sunglasses
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Aug 31, 2022 03:12
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Aug 31, 2022 03:24
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I wish I had glasses that blocked out your posts op
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Aug 31, 2022 03:37
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Fat Dan posted:I get prescription glasses so when I get news ones I do the the buy one get one free offer and get one prescription reading and one prescription sunglasses. yeah it's this and then just look like a dork
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Aug 31, 2022 03:49
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Big Beef City posted:yeah it's this and then just look like a dork I look very fetching in my little spectacles
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Aug 31, 2022 04:08
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Chinatown posted:Blenders are good quality and cost like $50. Been looking at Blenders for about a half hour now. Might go through these guys.
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Aug 31, 2022 04:47
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I want to see far and near without wearing bifocals.
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Aug 31, 2022 04:49
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Inject ink into your vitreous humor.
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Aug 31, 2022 04:51
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Just go on Rayban’s or Sunglass Hut website because they definitely will have some polarized glasses for under a hundred. There’s promo codes that are easy to find as well.
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Aug 31, 2022 04:58
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buglord posted:Been looking at Blenders for about a half hour now. Might go through these guys. the price to quality ratio is extremely good. holds up to my oakleys that are 4x the price.
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Aug 31, 2022 05:09
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just overspend, you'll feel cool and confident in your expensive sunglasses and you're worth it OP :3
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Aug 31, 2022 05:13
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Steal the sunglasses. Even better, mug somebody for a pair.
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Aug 31, 2022 05:15
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Just embrace being a doofus OP.
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Aug 31, 2022 05:16
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the first thing you should do when you get up out of bed is hit the streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses, and go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
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Aug 31, 2022 05:34
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Get you some Pit Vipers
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Aug 31, 2022 05:45
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I have a $90 pair of sunglasses that I use every day because I work mostly outside in a sunless place. They do me good. I also spend a lot of money on sunscreen.
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Aug 31, 2022 06:06
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They are your eyes. Spend the $.
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Aug 31, 2022 06:31
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Waltzing Along posted:They are your eyes. Spend the $. found the mark
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Aug 31, 2022 06:35
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Gouge your own eyes out so that you don't have to waste any money on them
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Aug 31, 2022 06:35
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Toxic Mental posted:Gouge your own eyes out so that you don't have to waste any money on them Or do this.
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Aug 31, 2022 06:37
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I ordered two pairs from Chinatown’s place. I will keep the ones that fit best. 
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Aug 31, 2022 06:37
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buglord posted:multiple credible sources have told me I look like a doofus in them This is your problem. This applies to not just sunglasses but your entire life. You're a loving pushover. Grow a spine and do what you want.
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