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butt small but crack is fat.
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Aug 31, 2022 04:16
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- FutonForensic
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it's all out of proportion. it's hosed.
 
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Aug 31, 2022 04:21
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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a river runs thru it
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Aug 31, 2022 04:32
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- nut
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when i wear a thong at the beach and lay down on my stomach it looks like someone is setting up a tiny david blaine stunt over my rear end
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Aug 31, 2022 04:42
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- FutonForensic
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someone did a select of my crack in photoshop and increased it by like 50%, but left the rest of my rear end the same size. that's my situation.
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Aug 31, 2022 04:46
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- nut
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make it clap? good luck not making it clap...
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Aug 31, 2022 04:50
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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crack wider than it is long, sideways crack
the worlds only sideways rear end
thanks Manifisto!
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Aug 31, 2022 04:52
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- nut
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sweating for all the wrong reasons cuz i can't fit it in the pipe
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Aug 31, 2022 05:06
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- FutonForensic
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trying to drop a quarter down my fat crack? you couldn't trap a gold brick in my fat crack
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Aug 31, 2022 05:12
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- nut
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fart echo
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Aug 31, 2022 05:17
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- FutonForensic
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it's more of a butt canyon. or a butt gorge.
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Aug 31, 2022 05:19
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The buttocks are on opposite sides of the hips. Sidebutts, if you will.
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Aug 31, 2022 11:58
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- google THIS
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"Excuse me, do you have anything for high arches?"
"Sir this is the pants section of the store"
"I know"
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Aug 31, 2022 15:20
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- nut
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when u fart it does that thing when u see all the leaves get sucked into a tiny whirlwind by the corner of a building
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Aug 31, 2022 15:57
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- FutonForensic
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my fat loving crack
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Aug 31, 2022 15:58
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- nut
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guy at the airplane ticket counter: Aisle or window?
me: ...armrest
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Aug 31, 2022 16:02
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- google THIS
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A fly accidentally touches my trigger rear end hairs and my fat crack snaps shut and digests it, nature is fascinating
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Aug 31, 2022 16:08
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- FutonForensic
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captain picard: temba, his crack fat
tamarian: sokath, his hole huge
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Aug 31, 2022 16:14
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- nut
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fat crack small hole my eyes are up here except that one
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Aug 31, 2022 16:15
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- google THIS
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FFC, by Cardi B
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Aug 31, 2022 16:52
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- nut
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doctor: so you reported that you were experiencing some discomfort between your glutes, like something was stuck in there, is that accurate?
me:
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Aug 31, 2022 17:18
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- nut
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the coordinates on my body where my belly button and rear end in a top hat touch
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Aug 31, 2022 19:08
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- FutonForensic
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toe to tip nothing but(t) crack
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Aug 31, 2022 19:15
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- nut
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post-coital tech deck vert skating
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Aug 31, 2022 19:17
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- FutonForensic
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post-coital tech deck vert skating
lmao
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Aug 31, 2022 19:42
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- alnilam
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post-coital tech deck vert skating
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Aug 31, 2022 20:35
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- google THIS
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The X-men recruiting me because they think I'm the next big mutant telepath and I'm too awkward to tell them that when everything in the room slides two inches toward me it just means I'm clenching
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Sep 1, 2022 04:25
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- Trying
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Politely excusing myself from the break room because I'm going to the club later so I have to start clapping my cheeks now for them to hit on time.
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Sep 1, 2022 14:16
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- nut
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link if you’re going to love me you need to find the hookshot
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Sep 1, 2022 14:23
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