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baka of lathspell

sounds like turbo mode goatse op


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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*doctor straps on coal miner's head lamp for prostate exam*

google THIS

Crack so wide if I open my mouth you can see a light in the distance

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


My church sings Deep and Wide but it's about my rear end crack, not Jesus

Stoner Sloth

Drink-Mix Man posted:

*doctor straps on coal miner's head lamp for prostate exam*

*later, a tragic scene of doctor's doctor informing doctor that they have the brown lung*

Stoner Sloth

actually the Prodigy album 'Fat Crack of the Land' was about me :smuggo:

biosterous




Stoner Sloth posted:

*later, a tragic scene of doctor's doctor informing doctor that they have the brown lung*



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Twenty Four


It's like a paradox when you think about it. The more butt, the more opportunity for crack, but the more crack, the less room for butt.

baka of lathspell

the fat crack @ the end of the universe


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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

yo momma's rear end crack so big when she clap that rear end, you hear two claps: one's the clap but first your hear her buttcheeks breaking the sound barrier to traverse the distance required to clap that rear end at a normal speed

FutonForensic

Moses parted my fat crack but forgot to close it on the way out!! rear end in a top hat!!!

nut

butthole lookin like an antlion's sand trap

nut

patient to the GI doctor: you know when people say it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

google THIS

The latest cosmetic surgery craze: A magnet implanted in each of your butt cheeks with like poles facing each other

Stoner Sloth

rear end got so much cleavage they call it a bowelling alley

Manifisto


say baby, you should change your name to Mariana on account of that trench


ty nesamdoom!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

rear end got so much cleavage they call it a bowelling alley

google THIS

Stoner Sloth posted:

rear end got so much cleavage they call it a bowelling alley

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Stoner Sloth posted:

rear end got so much cleavage they call it a bowelling alley

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

looking like your motorcycle has saddlebags but it's just your cheeks draped over the bike

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Drink-Mix Man posted:

looking like your motorcycle has saddlebags but it's just your cheeks draped over the bike


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


FutonForensic

Drink-Mix Man posted:

looking like your motorcycle has saddlebags but it's just your cheeks draped over the bike


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Trying

i'm going where the weather suits my clothes, two-missisipis away from a flash of lightning

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