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K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.


What should I do?

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BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
See your doctor?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The mark of the beast should also be present on your feet op, maybe you should post pics of them so we can let you know if it's there too

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



What the gently caress am I looking at and why are you nails so loving nasty?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Should have listened to your mom OP and wash your drat hands after fingering your rear end in a top hat.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Listen to some heavy metal music while bringing in a thousand years of darkness to this earth, I guess? Like you don't have to if you don't want to, but it's probably an option.

I have the Mark of a beast. Think it may be a mozzie bite. So just putting some tea tree oil on mine.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


have you tried squirting op?

Nurglings
May 6, 2016
buy a fingernail clipper

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

Smugworth posted:

The mark of the beast should also be present on your feet op, maybe you should post pics of them so we can let you know if it's there too

We have to be careful about identifyng oursevles.

"In the beginning..."
= God is at minimum, a Dyson Sphere...

[throwing lightning bolts at us from #Olympia.]

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Well this is an easy one. You should do the bidding of Satan as you were born to do. What did you think you should do?

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
hey kenneth. still curious why you took down your sequel to 'the art of war', do you not believe in your teachings anymore?

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO
You have Jaundice

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Ok, based on your palm, I am diagnosing you with schizophrenia.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
he totally has schizophrenia and i've tried to be firm with him and it doesn't work at all, so i've tried to be nice to him so many times and he just runs away. then keeps coming back with the same poo poo. honestly no idea how to handle this poo poo but i wish him the best

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
seriously he wrote a whole sequel to sun tzu's 'art of war' and it's one of the funniest things i've ever read

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Pac and Cheese posted:

he totally has schizophrenia and i've tried to be firm with him and it doesn't work at all, so i've tried to be nice to him so many times and he just runs away. then keeps coming back with the same poo poo. honestly no idea how to handle this poo poo but i wish him the best

Well he should believe me because I saw it in his palm.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
think you were just reading his unclipped nails bro

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
Looks like the bringer of dorkness is focusing less on the darkness and more on hot pockets and anime

Gobless

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

We haven't had an unmedicated schizophrenic GBS poster in a few months. Post on!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Did you cut off your pinky and reattached it using some sort of industrial glue?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Where? I don't see it.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I've seen this before op. you need to stop jerking off so much

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
If anything OP should be masturbating a lot more and keeping his seed in jars in his fridge (he knows why).

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Adjust the white balance on your photo.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

The Bramble posted:

We haven't had an unmedicated schizophrenic GBS poster in a few months. Post on!

he's definitely medicated in the sense that he's almost certainty abusing his medication

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I bet if you clipped those nails into a paper bag and huffed it you would get really hosed up :2bong:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
666!

The mark of the beast!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Goddamn it's gonna rain
I only brought my socks
The night might hide my shame
But shame won't dry my balls
The spell that brought me here
Dissipated when the weather turned
Yeah, sure, Satan rules but
That doesn't mean I can't be practical
What kind of orgy leaves
A sense of deeper love?
What kind of orgy leaves
A sense of deeper love?

You need Satan more than he needs you
You need Satan more than he needs you

Goddamn it, what's the time?
The babysitter needs a lift by nine
What's with that loving kid?
Now who will wash my crucifix?
My girlfriend brought me here
I've got to get her on the telephone
Clean up, fetch the goat
If he's sober he can travel in the boot
What kind of orgy leaves
A sense of deeper love?
What kind of orgy leaves
A sense of deeper love?

You need Satan more than he needs you
You need Satan more than he needs you

It doesn't look like a man
It doesn't talk like a man
But does it gently caress like a man?
Does it, does it gently caress like a man?
It doesn't smell like a man
It doesn't taste like a man
But does it gently caress like a man?
Does it, does it gently caress like a man?
It doesn't look like a man
It doesn't talk like a man
But does it gently caress like a man?
But does it gently caress like a man?
It doesn't smell like a man
It doesn't taste like a man
But does it gently caress like a man?
But does it gently caress like a man?

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
You have the fingernails of a beast

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
For reals though, what am I meant to be seeing on that hand?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
thanks again for the wife and knighthood, ken

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

thanks again for the wife and knighthood, ken

Oh yeah, how's the wife working out?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Why's your thumb pointed that way mine points the other way

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
is it the thing on your finger? i'm not sure, probably talk to a doctor?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

kntfkr posted:

Oh yeah, how's the wife working out?

making me wish i was struck down in the last knightly tourney i was in! haha, just kidding, i love my wife. where would i be without her, and who else would spend my retainers pension! yeah she redecorated the garden again, it's looking great. not as great as maybe repairing the roof of the estate or perhaps investing a little more in the local mercantile guild to bring in some better wares, but hey, happy wife, happy life! right? haha! we've been working on producing an heir which is great because it's the only time she lets me touch her. yeah its working out great

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO
Is the ring youre dried foreskin?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

making me wish i was struck down in the last knightly tourney i was in! haha, just kidding, i love my wife. where would i be without her, and who else would spend my retainers pension! yeah she redecorated the garden again, it's looking great. not as great as maybe repairing the roof of the estate or perhaps investing a little more in the local mercantile guild to bring in some better wares, but hey, happy wife, happy life! right? haha! we've been working on producing an heir which is great because it's the only time she lets me touch her. yeah its working out great

haha thats great man im happy for you

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

goatface posted:

For reals though, what am I meant to be seeing on that hand?

This is one of those situations where someone with mental issues experiences a hallucination and tries to take a photo of it, thinking it's real.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well they could at least draw the outline in paint so the rest of us can enjoy it.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Trim your nails. :barf:

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