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Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

do it bags.. i'm ready :ohdear:

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:15

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# ? May 11, 2024 13:21

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

I think we should build each other up on these somethingawful.com forums, not tear each other down.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:16

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

*inflates boobs with bicycle pump attachment, tucks balls and johnston, puts in sports mouth guard, puts on �cum outside me� throwback croptop*

�Ok, I�m ready.� :haibrower:

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:19

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

OP: you can lick a black backed jackal's funky rear end you doberman cocksucker.

Now please give me a verbal (posting) sodomization.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:29

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

Ok

Hey buddy, is that your face or are you just stupid?

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:49

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FoolyCharged posted:

The mere act of reading this thread insulted me

The mere act of reading this post made me want to to tell you that you have poo poo for brains, but in truth poo poo has more personality and smells a whole lot better than you so get lost jerkbag.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:51

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Devils Affricate posted:

Do you know what daddy means and/or how words work?

Why don�t you check out how these balls work, you gaping dickhole

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:53

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DONKEY SALAMI posted:

I dare ya!

I double dare ya!!

The ugly store called and told me they�re all out of YOU!

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:54

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

GABA ghoul posted:

Yeah, OP doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer to me(to put it mildly)

Go suck kangaroo rear end you Aussie pisschugger!

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:56

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dot communist posted:

I'm rubber and you're glue, op

And you smell like one too!

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:57

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ManBoyChef posted:

I smell like burning hair so I guess I belong here.

I�d rather burn the hair off my balls with a flamethrower than read another single word of your posts

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:58

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Aishlinn posted:

do your worst, cream puff

I�m cream puffing your mother right now, nippledick

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:59

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Go ahead, insult me. But make it relevant instead of generic. I dare ya.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

holy poo poo I just realized OP and bagmonkey aren't the same person

I posted in the 5000 page thread with them for MONTHS

Are you really that fuckin STUPID??!! I thought Smugworth was just having a jape but it turns out that milkbagger was right about you! Maybe you outta work on READING COMPREHENSION moron!

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:03

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Hi what�s going on in here?

Nothing what�s up with you dipshit?

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:03

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

kntfkr posted:

hey op u know what? gently caress u

what even is a bags fly at noon? get real op

as if

Why don�t you come over here and I�ll show youse wise guy

*grabs balls again*

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:04

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Lemme tell ya something sunshine, the world�s a gently caress, it�s gonna break ya down and tear ya up so sometimes guys like me gotta tell ya da truth that you�re a walkin talkin bag of trash and refuse that ain�t nobody want nuthin to do with.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:07

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Bad Purchase posted:

op is casting too wide a net. insult quality will suffer, mark my words. mark them well.

Yeah? Well gently caress you too pal

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:07

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

OP is a habitual butt-toucher.

Fist deep in your mom�s butt right now, nimrod.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:08

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Ruby Gloom posted:

do it bags.. i'm ready

Wow nice fuckin snipe there Ruby, way to kill a page by starting with one of YOUR posts

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:10

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Wifi Toilet posted:

I think we should build each other up on these somethingawful.com forums, not tear each other down.

Check out this weenie

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:10

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

*inflates boobs with bicycle pump attachment, tucks balls and johnston, puts in sports mouth guard, puts on �cum outside me� throwback croptop*

�Ok, I�m ready.�

Hey what you doing tonight toots?

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:11

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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

OP: you can lick a black backed jackal's funky rear end you doberman cocksucker.

Now please give me a verbal (posting) sodomization.

I got some PISS for you to skull buddy!

*hands you cup of actual piss*

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:13

Henry Lee Mucus: Dec 11, 2003

Attach thy mouth to my turgid pp, you grumbletonian

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:16

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Jillian poo poo posted:

Attach thy mouth to my turgid pp, you grumbletonian

Your �turgid pp� looks like a pencil eraser sticking out of a bowl of pudding

# ? Sep 2, 2022 00:23

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hey what you doing tonight toots?

Clammin, u? :backtowork:

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:16

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Butts!

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:19

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

You Are A Elf posted:

Butts!

I like them

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:23

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Ah, a good old fashioned roast! Lay it on me you scoundrel

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:34

nesamdoom: Apr 15, 2018; nesaM killed Masen

Heart check.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:37

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You Are A Elf posted:

Butts!

*flicks cigarette at u*

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:39

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I like them

If you like em so much why don�t you marry one, dork?

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:40

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Dixville posted:

Ah, a good old fashioned roast! Lay it on me you scoundrel

Dixville? More like duck-billed, like a PLATYPUS lmao!

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:43

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nesamdoom posted:

Heart check.

Check this out nerd:

*FFFFFAAAARRRRRTTTTTT*

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:43

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go!
I wanna be berated.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 02:24

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go!
I wanna be berated.

Hey! Ho! gently caress you!

BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Sep 2, 2022

# ? Sep 2, 2022 02:37

dot communist: Mar 28, 2005

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

And you smell like one too!

After seeing some of the insults in this thread I was worried mine would be a little tame, and I was right to be worried. I barely feel insulted at all. Frankly I'm way more insulted that you thought this was a proper insult. So insulted, in fact that... ohhhh, I see. Not bad, not bad :hmmyes: