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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Hell Gem
lol I made #100 on the most ignored list, that rules

https://forums.somethingawful.com/stats.php?statid=4&all=#jump

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bum the Sad posted:

lol I made #100 on the most ignored list, that rules

https://forums.somethingawful.com/stats.php?statid=4&all=#jump
only need 7 more ignores and you can surpass The Taint Reaper

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just a few more posts a day and I shall trample literally a second grade poster under my feet

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I rank nowhere on any of the lists but now I kind of want to do a Dave Letterman style top ten list but without all the employee schtupping

E: I am, however, looking for my Paul Shaffer

teen witch fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Sep 3, 2022

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/stats.php?statid=6&t_forumid=273#jump

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
Lowtax has been through a very tough time in the the last few years. He needs our support, not our scorn and mockery.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Spinz posted:

Oh man that is sad

Did a particular thing happen then?
I picked 2007 as emblematic of the general era of the problem, but I think I lost a few buddies between Toxxing for Hillary or McCain in 2008.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
i'm not on the top posters/hour list.......... astral?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I just noticed I'm on this list, lol

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I had Lowtax on my ignore list. :smug:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


threadviews got me :vince:

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


I can't believe I didn't make Dixville's buddy list, this is crushing news :negative:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Dixville posted:

I had nothing better to do so i looked at ye olde Posting Gloryhole and i noticed Lowtax is number 1 buddy listed with 1682 people. We should change this! Also does anyone actually use the buddy list? I forget it exists. Nevertheless, Lowtax ain't posting no more as we all know so let's let the next highest buddy listee take the glory, and bump up whoever is below the lowest one. What say ye goons?

Don't look at me, I have no friends, not even Lowtax

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
How the gently caress did I start 99 threads

I know most of them are in byob but goddamn

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
It's me. I still have Lowtax on my list.


bigpeeler2
Daxflame
LONE RANGER - Gorgeous George. :george:
Lowtax
Mr. Water - He never did post :(
Yau-Man - Yau from Survivor season 14. He posted here for a few days for some reason.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

EorayMel posted:

How the gently caress did I start 99 threads

I know most of them are in byob but goddamn

:justpost:

Posthuman
Jan 10, 2005

I give all those dicks and cocks sir

Chemtrailologist posted:

Lowtax has been through a very tough time in the the last few years. He needs our support, not our scorn and mockery.

Also the front page hasn't been updated very much since he stopped participating. Banning him and buying the website doesn't change the fact that SomethingAwful has always pretty much been an extension of Lowtax's personality. If a bunch of goons don't start banging off and submitting articles for the front page, the site will be little more than an obituary and mausoleum to the memory of its creator.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



AKA Pseudonym posted:

I'd use my buddy list but I just don't like you guys that much

same

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'll be yer buddy if you be my buddy, capiche

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Posthuman posted:

Also the front page hasn't been updated very much since he stopped participating. Banning him and buying the website doesn't change the fact that SomethingAwful has always pretty much been an extension of Lowtax's personality. If a bunch of goons don't start banging off and submitting articles for the front page, the site will be little more than an obituary and mausoleum to the memory of its creator.

There's a front page?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

what the gently caress is a “buddy”?

It's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_HMNKU4M7c

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what the gently caress is a friend

I think i deserve a loving answer

Bedlamdan
Apr 25, 2008
Congrats, Lowtax!

What's he been up to lately?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bedlamdan posted:

Congrats, Lowtax!

What's he been up to lately?

Oh, he's down under.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

what the gently caress is a friend

I think i deserve a loving answer

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



astral posted:

I believe that only updates on a daily basis.
So it does! Lowtax now has 1685 buddies.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

goochtit posted:

So it does! Lowtax now has 1685 buddies.

it's wired to a hidden dead man's switch so when the number drops below a certain threshold, explosions take out the code-bearing slurs and the whole forums implode and collapse

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



My husband suggested we add each other to our respective Buddy Lists last week. I already added him to mine over a year ago and he never noticed. The list does nothing and also Schad on me for assuming I was my husband’s buddy

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Can we see if we're on anyone's ignore list?
Or on anyone's buddy list?

I hope I'm not on anyone's buddy list cause all I'm here to do is shitpost, forklift and gently caress.
I'm all out of viagra, and can't think of any reasons to post currently.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013





:(

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

gently caress you for making me laugh at a Dilbert

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Can we see if we're on anyone's ignore list?
Or on anyone's buddy list?

I hope I'm not on anyone's buddy list cause all I'm here to do is shitpost, forklift and gently caress.
I'm all out of viagra, and can't think of any reasons to post currently.

You're on both of mine now. I expect this paradox will rip open time-space.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Canuckistan posted:

You're on both of mine now. I expect this paradox will rip open time-space.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Well you can suck a hyena's rear end.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
I'm starting to think you don't deserve a place on my buddy list :(

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Stex T posted:

gently caress you for making me laugh at a Dilbert

I'll maintain that Dilbert actually isn't bad for a newspaper comic that started out in the eighties. It's just unfortunate that the author turned out to be a weird quasi-chud

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Phlegmish posted:

I'll maintain that Dilbert actually isn't bad for a newspaper comic that started out in the eighties. It's just unfortunate that the author turned out to be a weird quasi-chud

Calling Scott Adams "a weird quasi-chud" is way too kind. That fucker is warped as hell.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bum the Sad posted:

lol I made #100 on the most ignored list, that rules

https://forums.somethingawful.com/stats.php?statid=4&all=#jump

I like how Sleeveless jumped up 2 spots despite being banned two years ago

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

What’s Fishmech’s latest username

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
well lowtax has been a lot better lately, so i can see why he's buddy listed by so many ppl

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