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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > *** the weiner laser thread ***

cruft

biosterous posted:

zapzap I�m a weiner laser

# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:10

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:06

Finger Prince

Tactical dachshund

# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:13

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

pew pew!!!

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# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:18

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Are those penises with frickin' laserbeams attached to their heads?

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# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:28

nut

cruft posted:

# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:30

Stoner Sloth

look when i told you that lasers can be used for depth sounding, this wasn't what i meant!

# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:31

google THIS

But Doctor D-Ray said

# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:55

biosterous

sailin' me steamship in a pot o' curry

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he/him

# ? Sep 2, 2022 20:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

pussy railgun

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# ? Sep 2, 2022 20:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

boobzooka

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# ? Sep 2, 2022 20:43

nut

biosterous posted:

sailin' me steamship in a pot o' curry

# ? Sep 2, 2022 20:55

free hubcaps

last night i had a "hot dream" aka premature refraction

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Sep 2, 2022 21:10

Manifisto

:wom:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 2, 2022 21:29

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Heather Papps posted:

boobzooka

DICKE TITTEN

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# ? Sep 2, 2022 22:17

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

ssscccccchwaaangg

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# ? Sep 2, 2022 22:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

waser

# ? Sep 3, 2022 02:07

google THIS

Libido Amplification by...aw poo poo my Erection is Raging

# ? Sep 3, 2022 05:13

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Having a semi and accidentally laser slicing your toe off

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# ? Sep 3, 2022 05:18

google THIS

(a hero in an action movie tenses as they notice several laser sight pinpoints shining on them)

Me: Whoa, I didn't know this was that kind of movie

# ? Sep 3, 2022 05:28

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Guy forgetting his wiener is a laser and accidentally performing dental surgery on himself

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# ? Sep 3, 2022 05:31

google THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy40xASCl00

# ? Sep 3, 2022 05:35

Ass-penny

now that it has a laser on it I know exactly where my piss will go

# ? Sep 3, 2022 08:33

Ass-penny

that a laser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

# ? Sep 3, 2022 08:34

Manifisto

Chewbecca posted:

Having a semi and accidentally laser slicing your toe off

the laser knows best. that toe was just getting in the way.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 09:54

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

wiener laser? I don't even know her :stonk:

:stonk:

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# ? Sep 3, 2022 11:29

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Don't threaten me with a good time :wmwink:

:wmwink:

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# ? Sep 3, 2022 11:34

Stoner Sloth

'christ harold, you'd think with that targeting system on ya knob you'd be able to get it in by now!'

# ? Sep 3, 2022 12:15

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

you're laser beam is looking a little thin. I hear zinc crystals help with that.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 13:00

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

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# ? Sep 3, 2022 13:34

FaceStabber: can u taste the waste?

i've always wanted the laser guided piss perk

# ? Sep 3, 2022 14:03

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

what if a wiener laser came up against a twat taser? :madmax:

:madmax:

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# ? Sep 3, 2022 14:06

FaceStabber: can u taste the waste?

Chewbecca posted:

what if a wiener laser came up against a twat taser?

my dreams would come true and i could die happy

# ? Sep 3, 2022 14:08

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I read that as the weiner loser thread but this is even better.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 14:12

Manifisto

Prurient Squid posted:

I read that as the weiner loser thread but this is even better.

there's just two types of people in this world: weiner lasers, and weiner losers

which one are you???

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 3, 2022 14:17

cruft

Chewbecca posted:

what if a wiener laser came up against a twat taser?

Wasn't this a plot point in the movie Spaceballs?

# ? Sep 3, 2022 14:36

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A police procedural?

# ? Sep 3, 2022 15:00

Stoner Sloth

Chewbecca posted:

what if a wiener laser came up against a twat taser?

when an irresistable force meets an immovable object

# ? Sep 3, 2022 16:39

google THIS

Prurient Squid posted:

I read that as the weiner loser thread but this is even better.

Weiner lose, we still booze

# ? Sep 3, 2022 16:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

"holy poo poo jessica, did you hear. the transfer student - HIS LASER IS GREEN"

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# ? Sep 3, 2022 19:54

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:06

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

/sheepishly looks at my little key ring laser pointer

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# ? Sep 3, 2022 20:32

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