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Buce: Dec 23, 2005

do you guys like mock duck? it's just gluten, but it has a nice, toothsome texture

# ? Sep 18, 2022 21:19

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# ? May 12, 2024 18:38

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Pork is better, fight me

# ? Sep 18, 2022 21:23

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

Trig Discipline posted:

you know, beef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPrs5Go9GUU

is this beef theory independent research, or can you cite sources

# ? Sep 18, 2022 21:34

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

God this reminds me of the Obama creation story thing some goon made. Like cutting together clips of Obama's voice to tell a juicy tale. Am I nuts that this was a thing?

that goon was the op, op

# ? Sep 18, 2022 21:34

Beef Of Ages: Jan 11, 2003; Your dumb is leaking.

Internetjack posted:

My brother just got married. Catered food. There were a lot of leftovers the next morning; rice, mash potatoes, chicken, salmon, samosas, and top sirloin. So I divied up all the food into the various trays and all the locals and people that weren't flying home got one. I could not find the sirloin though. "Huh, guess it all got eaten".

I finally get home later that morning and open the tray I'd done for myself and find it is all of the beef and nothing else; like 4 pounds of it, sliced thin and delicious. I also had grabbed the creamy horseradish. I have no recollection of how I did this.

Lots of beefy sandwiches and tacos and scrambled eggs going on here for a couple more days.

Beef; breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Superior beef move.

Dabir posted:

Pork is better, fight me

Get the gently caress out.

# ? Sep 18, 2022 21:36

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Beef Of Ages posted:

Superior beef move.

Get the gently caress out.

Make me. I've just eaten a big old ham and I'm full of porky energy.

# ? Sep 18, 2022 21:55

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

i think all animal protein is tasty if prepared correctly. good luck arguing against that, fuckers.

# ? Sep 18, 2022 21:57

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Surprised that a 2 week old thread about food is still only on the third page instead of evolving into a massive goon slapfight.

# ? Sep 18, 2022 22:02

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Yaldabaoth posted:

Surprised that a 2 week old thread about food is still only on the third page instead of evolving into a massive goon slapfight.

I tried to start one with an early Pho Ga comment but everyone found my statement irrefutable

# ? Sep 18, 2022 22:05

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Montague Tigg posted:

guess what I had for breakfast

I tried del tacos breakfast burrito with carne asada one time and i wasn't a fan but i also don't really like breakfast in general so ymmv

# ? Sep 18, 2022 22:26

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Gentle Autist posted:

that goon was the op, op

oh indeed it was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Any38uNUelM

# ? Sep 18, 2022 22:58

Nowher: Nov 29, 2019; pack your bags

Dabir posted:

Pork is better, fight me

# ? Sep 18, 2022 23:12

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Beef Of Ages posted:

Superior beef move.

I'll allow it.

# ? Sep 18, 2022 23:21

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Gentle Autist posted:

that goon was the op, op

Oh.

Juicy stuff, OP.

# ? Sep 18, 2022 23:37

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

, where's the

# ? Sep 18, 2022 23:58

Beef Of Ages: Jan 11, 2003; Your dumb is leaking.

Buce posted:

i think all animal protein is tasty if prepared correctly. good luck arguing against that, fuckers.

Just because you're right doesn't mean you need to come up in here creating all this negative beef energy, man.

# ? Sep 19, 2022 00:15

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Yaldabaoth posted:

Surprised that a 2 week old thread about food is still only on the third page instead of evolving into a massive goon slapfight.

suck my dick, biznortch

# ? Sep 19, 2022 00:21

url: Apr 23, 2007; internet gnuru

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I tried to start one with an early Pho Ga comment but everyone found my statement irrefutable

i let it slide, but, you've barrelled in and repeated it.
I'm going to make a plain as day appeal to authority fallacy and unequivocally state that my living in Ho Chi Minh means my opinion is significant more important than yours.
With that in mind, you're a fukn heretic and you should be ashamed!

# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:21

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

this is not the thread for beef, but for beef.

# ? Sep 19, 2022 13:29

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Monday Tuesday, happy beef

Wednesday Thursday, happy beef

# ? Sep 19, 2022 14:00

mudskipp: Jan 1, 2018; stop making sense

Handburger with beef please

# ? Sep 19, 2022 15:25

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

mudskipp posted:

Handburger with beef please

Hamburgers are made of ham, idiot. You wanna go?

# ? Sep 19, 2022 15:38

mudskipp: Jan 1, 2018; stop making sense

Dabir posted:

Hamburgers are made of ham, idiot. You wanna go?

What're you gonna do, you hamfisted ponce?
My mits are pure beef

# ? Sep 19, 2022 15:43

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

mudskipp posted:

hamfisted ponce

# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:32

url: Apr 23, 2007; internet gnuru

mudskipp posted:

Handburger with beef please

A Belgian Burger?

# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:38

Beef Of Ages: Jan 11, 2003; Your dumb is leaking.

I have wailed upon the beef, and rendered it asunder.

# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:41

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Beef Of Ages posted:

I have wailed upon the beef, and rendered it asunder.

rent is the past tense of rend, my friend

# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:46

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Buce posted:

rent is the past tense of rend, my friend

Maybe he was talking about making tallow???

# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:47

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Unless you rendered the fat from the beef. If that�s what you meant, I sure do look like a dick.

# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:49

Beef Of Ages: Jan 11, 2003; Your dumb is leaking.

Somewhere, the joke sails high.

It is of no concern, though; for tonight, we have beef.

# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:51

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

I was in Chicago for the first and only time in my life this weekend and had a "beef" sandwich and it was legit amazing, I told the guy i never had one before and i had no idea how to order it and he said he would hook me up. Just an amazing sloppy mess of hot pepper au jus and delicious thin sliced roast beef with all sorts of ridiculous veggies like celery stuffed into a fresh baked roll and wrapped in foil, oozing gravy

# ? Sep 19, 2022 16:52

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

500excf type r posted:

I was in Chicago for the first and only time in my life this weekend and had a "beef" sandwich and it was legit amazing, I told the guy i never had one before and i had no idea how to order it and he said he would hook me up. Just an amazing sloppy mess of hot pepper au jus and delicious thin sliced roast beef with all sorts of ridiculous veggies like celery stuffed into a fresh baked roll and wrapped in foil, oozing gravy

I grew up in chicago and didn�t taste a hot beef until I came back to visit 30 years later. the true food of Chicago is elotes. Oh god I miss the elotes man.

# ? Sep 19, 2022 17:01

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

All beefd up and nowhere to go.

# ? Sep 20, 2022 14:48

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

just bought two lovely aberdeen angus steak burgers today and i'm gonna cook and eat them later on it's gonna be dope and BEEFY as hell

# ? Sep 20, 2022 14:54

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Pit beef 🍖

# ? Sep 20, 2022 15:15

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Buce posted:

I grew up in chicago and didn�t taste a hot beef until I came back to visit 30 years later. the true food of Chicago is elotes. Oh god I miss the elotes man.

two powerful usernames hidden in this post

# ? Sep 20, 2022 15:19