MLS September/October MDT: Childhood's End (here, childhood = regional TV)

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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

NATIONAL BROADCASTS NOT AVAILABLE ON ESPN+ :siren:

(all times Eastern):

SEPTEMBER 3
Minnesota United vs. Dallas - 3:30PM (Univision)

SEPTEMBER 4
Portland vs. Atlanta United - 5:30PM (Fox)

SEPTEMBER 10
Nashville vs. LA Galaxy - 3:30PM (Univision)

SEPTEMBER 17
Atlanta United vs. Philadelphia - 3:30PM (UniM�s)

SEPTEMBER 18
Columbus vs. Portland - 1PM (ESPN)

OCTOBER 1
New England vs. Atlanta United - 1PM (UniM�s)
Colorado vs. Dallas - 3:30PM (UniM�s)

OCTOBER 2
Portland vs. LAFC - 3PM (ABC)
Sporting Kansas City vs. Seattle - 5PM (FS1)

OCTOBER 9
Orlando City vs. Columbus - 2:30PM (FS1)
Real Salt Lake vs. Portland - 5PM (ESPN2)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Oct 3, 2022

# ? Sep 3, 2022 22:11

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:56

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Suck it Energy Drinks

3 national Atlanta and Portland games, christ

# ? Sep 4, 2022 01:16

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

A dipshit RB player got a red card for kicking a ball into the stands and drilling a fan

Lol

# ? Sep 4, 2022 02:01

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Well, that capital-S Sucked.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 05:13

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Good poo poo Bernadeschi

Holy poo poo Insigne

# ? Sep 5, 2022 00:46

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Alex Bono I loving Hate You

# ? Sep 5, 2022 00:59

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

why the gently caress is galaxy v skc blacked out on espn+? it's in la and i'm in southwest missouri ffs

# ? Sep 5, 2022 01:09

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

serves me right for expecting Atlanta to do anything helpful for anyone

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Sep 5, 2022

# ? Sep 5, 2022 01:18

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

I'm begging you loving morons to learn how to hold a lead

# ? Sep 5, 2022 01:22

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

SKC's season may be pretty much over but this still put me in a good mood

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1566608711333908483

# ? Sep 5, 2022 03:10

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Drunk Canuck posted:

I'm begging you loving morons to learn how to hold a lead

this, but about the sounders

# ? Sep 5, 2022 03:58

Nostradingus: Jul 13, 2009

As a Kansas City fan who's kind of checked out of the league for the last 10 years or so, it's wild to see CJ Sapong and Teal Bunbury are still playing, and for the same team even!

# ? Sep 10, 2022 22:12

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

a moment of silence for the queen in Philadelphia? the gently caress?

# ? Sep 11, 2022 00:46

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Please don't gently caress this up Seattle

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:20

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

a moment of silence for the queen in Philadelphia? the gently caress?

I think it worked, because someone obviously blessed this goal:

https://twitter.com/MattDoyle76/status/1568756202506534912

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:21

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Union... good??

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:28

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Please don't gently caress this up Seattle

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:42

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

poorlando lovely

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:02

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

Cincy is just running all over San Jose

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:07

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Atlanta-Toronto should not be this close and yet here we are. Almada with a fire goal for 3-2 but every previous time Atlanta have gone up their defense brainfarts almost immediately and lets Toronto back in.

even if a miracle happens and either of these teams makes the playoffs it will be a short visit (but it would be awesome if Toronto somehow sneaks into 7th and gets drawn away to Montreal, those games are always fun)

edit: lol Orlando, win a trophy and then three days later get bulldozed by the Union

binge crotching posted:

Cincy is just running all over San Jose

Cincy....good?

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Sep 11, 2022

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:24

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

triple sulk posted:

Union... good??

Union are extremely good though it helps all the Orlando starters are still hungover

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:30

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Thank you Austin for playing like poo poo today

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:34

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

https://twitter.com/mls/status/1568774696128364544?s=46&t=iENrmx5KDzYFIuyhE6u_pw

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:37

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

LAFC got a red card 10 mins in and Dallas can't do poo poo with the advantage

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:52

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

lmao at that dallas goal

https://twitter.com/mls/status/1568786744819982337?s=46&t=iENrmx5KDzYFIuyhE6u_pw

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Sep 11, 2022

# ? Sep 11, 2022 03:19

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

skc score a goal against a ten men team challenge

# ? Sep 11, 2022 03:20

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

once again I am lmaoing at LAFC

# ? Sep 11, 2022 03:23

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

still malding about that penalty call for Colorado but them's the breaks

# ? Sep 11, 2022 03:26

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

Doctor Teeth posted:

skc score a goal against a ten men team challenge

principal_skinner_pathetic.jpg

# ? Sep 11, 2022 03:38

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

paddyboat posted:

once again I am lmaoing at LAFC

sickos.jpg

Philadelphia winning another Shield (and maybe a Cup if COVID spares them this year) would make me so goddamn happy, they're like all our teams could be if they were actually run competently.

# ? Sep 11, 2022 03:47

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

Lmao at Chicha�s 2nd consecutive penalty miss and Puig immediately grabbing the ball so he for the next penalty so he couldn�t try to make it a third at the end of the match.

# ? Sep 11, 2022 06:25

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i loving hate these baby blue Revs kits so god drat much

# ? Sep 14, 2022 02:02

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

C�mon Loons! Help us Oaks out!

# ? Sep 14, 2022 02:09

Rogue0071: Dec 8, 2009; Grey Hunter's next target.

Refs just gave a completely unbelievable penalty in the Revs game, Petrovic comes up with a ball don't lie save.

# ? Sep 14, 2022 02:11

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

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# ? Sep 15, 2022 03:15

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Edward Mass posted:

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I got you fam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0_f5fkrCTA

It would be nice if your team did something positive though

# ? Sep 15, 2022 03:20

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Fuckin� FINALLY

# ? Sep 15, 2022 03:42

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Thanks for burying RSL in the loving ground Austin

# ? Sep 15, 2022 04:03

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Rats off to ya, Djitte!

# ? Sep 15, 2022 04:03

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:56

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

We may not be making the playoffs but it looks like we're gonna drag the Galaxy back down into the mud with us (and dare I hope, Seattle too at home on Saturday?)

# ? Sep 15, 2022 04:35

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