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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > AFC East 2023: Next season is going to be a beautiful train wreck.
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 I'm probably the most optimistic Jets fan here but I also kinda have to be otherwise I might need take myself to task for the massive amount of money I've sunk into watching this lovely team for the last 20 years.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Here's my optimistic game by game expectations for the Jets season. 7-10 and 2-4 within the division. If we don't win 2 games within the division I'll be disappointed.

We're definitely going to win 1-2 games against teams we have no business beating and we'll also poo poo the bed against like the Seahawks probably for extra lols.

code:
11-Sep	Baltimore Ravens	L
18-Sep	@Cleveland Browns	W
25-Sep	Cincinnati Bengals	L
2-Oct 	@Pittsburgh Steelers	L
9-Oct	Miami Dolphins		W
16-Oct	@Green Bay Packers	L
23-Oct	@Denver Broncos		L
30-Oct	New England Patriots	W
6-Nov	Buffalo Bills		L
20-Nov	@New England Patriots	L
27-Nov	Chicago Bears		W
4-Dec	@Minnesota Vikings	L
11-Dec	@Buffalo Bills		L
18-Dec	Detroit Lions		W
22-Dec	Jacksonville Jaguars	W
1-Jan	@Seattle Seahawks	W
8-Jan	@Miami Dolphins		L
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 :itshappening:

https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1567260492304900097

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 I’m not interested in starting Joe Flacco if we have a healthy and able Wilson. As long as you’re not risking reinjury then start him.

The downside here is only 3 days practice instead of 4 in a game we’re unlikely to win anyways.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 I feel like the difference between Wilson and Flacco is negligible enough where they shouldn’t have any incentive to rush him back before he’s cleared. If he’s cleared to practice he’s cleared to play.

That said, I’d still be surprised if Flacco didn’t start W1.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Good post, Redeye Flight. We’ve all collectively been conditioned to expect terrible outcomes for the past 20 years except Pats Fans and as such they deserve the next decade of mediocrity Mac Jones will bring them.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Ok.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1567536531920781312

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Ehud posted:

it was 100% just dumb gamesmanship
It's extremely dumb. The Ravens were already preparing for Flacco so you don't realize any benefit to floating the possibility he'll be ready W1 and now you've just pissed off your fanbase for no reason.

Feel the excitement. Tickets on sale now.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Howe seems to have been the most accurate since the injury. Zach said he’s throwing but only just started running a couple days ago.

https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1567614435493019650

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Bellmaker posted:

Well also Rammstein is playing in Foxboro tomorrow night so maybe they wanted to get away? :laffo:
Do the Patriots practice at Foxboro? Rammstein just played at MetLife but outside of one-off fan night type stuff, both Jets and Giants have their own separate facilities.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 They put on a production.

* # ¿ Sep 8, 2022 14:59
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 The pyrotechnics are like the least unsettling thing about Rammstein.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Zach still has believers who know more than me.
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 jesus christ already
https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1567916567416954883

Amy Pole Her posted:

Hm my preferred headline would be "Zach Wilson voted least likely to succeed of QBs drafted in 2021"
Those would be Trey Lance and Justin Fields, who you'll note, received 0 votes.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

syzpid posted:

Trey Lance started 2 games last season and still had 5 TDs Vs Wilson's 9 in 12 games. Lance is going to start on a team that just got to the AFC Championship game and has a system that is incredibly QB friendly. I would think Lance has a better shot at a good season then Wilson.
ZERO VOTES SYZPID

e:RammsteinChat has me punchy today.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 No one loves ex-Patriots more than Bill.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Nice

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1567964701124100096

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 The Giants gave their franchise to a journeyman OC who rode Josh Allen’s lightning bolt rise to superstardom.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Well let’s hope Breece Hall has a better first carry.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Bills on track for 100+ turnovers on the season. Bodes well.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Professor Funk posted:

It would be nice if the Jets could develop a mid-round lineman for once. I assume there’s gonna be a ton of 12 personnel on Sunday.
This cursed franchise.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1568249970108813313

* # ¿ Sep 9, 2022 15:49
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Fant, Lomlinson, McGovern, AVT, BIG loving UNKNOWN is still probably the best offensive line in the division honestly. Mitchell was PFF's highest graded run blocker in college football last year so while pass pro might be a bit wild, he can already run block at a high level.

It sure would be nice if the Jets could ever start a season with the starters we expect though. Sure would be nice.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

mcmagic posted:

Douglas really got caught with his pants down on the OL. Didn’t he heh.
I don't know any team that's going to still be set at OT when 2 of the top 3 guys go down. Maybe he should have signed a 2nd scrap heap OT when Becton went down. poo poo luck happens too though.

The line is still in better shape than last year with Van Roten.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 I guess. Becton missed almost no games in college. Duane Brown has missed like 4 games since 2018. CJ Mosley had missed 2 games in his career before the Jets.

Sometimes you just continually get the poo poo end of variance.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Hey at least we're even

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1568322389632585728

* # ¿ Sep 9, 2022 20:36
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 10 years ago today. I was at this game.

https://twitter.com/nyjetshistory/status/1568342223451787266

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 My 4 year old wanted #1 on his but I just put our last name on it because he wouldn’t understand the Gardner on the back.

There’s are only Pats and Giants fans around here.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 lmao

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1568683235185672193

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Sheen Sheen posted:

He sucks too but I think he has more potential than Tua or Mac

Zach Wilson is Good

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Professor Funk posted:

Actually my mental health is entirely on the hands of the New York Jets now, I’m afraid to say

Things are going great for me as well.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Goondolences. But actually lol.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1568952506671038464

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Go the Jets

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Davis should have caught it but that was a bad pass caused by bad pass protection.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Cager hold. Cager slips and causes the INT.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Quinnen is beasting though!

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Garrett Wilson should keep playing imo.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

mcmagic posted:

Clearly PI on Moore not called and of course our kicker is dogshit because that has to be.

Basically this. He was mugged.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Jermaine!

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Flacco has a higher Y/A than Lamar Jackson so you know, the Jets defense is playing well.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 People killing Flacco like any QB can produce with this let alone Mike loving White.

https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1569025617592741888

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