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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

if it's raining I'd find a treetop bough under thick canopy and just chill until I get wet

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 08:00

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# ? May 13, 2024 02:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

then I'd find a hollow in a tree and sleep in there w/ my famil

# ? Sep 7, 2022 08:02

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Once I was walking through a botanical garden and there were signs all over the grounds saying "caution: birds nesting".

When I saw the signs on the ground I started to tread very carefully as I thought oh goodness, I don't want to tread on any little baby birdies! :ohdear:

Then an angry, nesting magpie swooped me from above and cut my head open with its beak, causing it to bleed heavily :australia:

To answer your question, op, I would nest on the windowsill of a very tall apartment building because the windows don't open amd nobody will disturb me :comfyzelda:

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 12:22

google THIS

Depends on the kind of bird tbh, if I were a hummingbird it would be a very different answer than if, say, I were an ostrich or a penguin

# ? Sep 7, 2022 13:55

nut

I guess in a bed because it�s more comfy than most of the stuff a bird lands on

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

I guess in a bed because it�s more comfy than most of the stuff a bird lands on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EPJEg6R3SM
this looks pretty comfy to me

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:13

nut

sure but I got allergies

# ? Sep 7, 2022 15:27

baka of lathspell

i thought the question was would u sleep or land sometimes and was like i guess so, if i had to

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 16:07

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Heather Papps posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EPJEg6R3SM
this looks pretty comfy to me

i like how thoroughly the bird inspects the house on it's first visit, and how it starts moving in, changes its mind, and moves back in a few days

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 17:46

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

to answer the OP though i think i would hang out in the tops of tall trees and i would land on bird feeders alot, but i would check for cats first

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 17:46

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

i would poop only on top of your car :twisted:

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 17:47

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

I think I would be so thrilled by flying I would never want to land

# ? Sep 7, 2022 18:22

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

The Hello Machine posted:

I think I would be so thrilled by flying I would never want to land

What about when your lil wingies get tired

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 18:48

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i'd be a majestic seabird, maybe a mighty gannet, and slumber upon the waves and sometimes on a quiet beach.

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 20:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dr. Honked posted:

i'd be a majestic seabird, maybe a mighty gannet, and slumber upon the waves and sometimes on a quiet beach.

good answer toilet duck

# ? Sep 7, 2022 20:37

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i would poop only on top of your car

Yes, but what about if you were a bird?!

# ? Sep 7, 2022 21:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Chewbecca posted:

Yes, but what about if you were a bird?!

lol

# ? Sep 7, 2022 21:56

Prof. Crocodile

i would nest in the hair of a wealthy dowager with an elaborate bouffant, and then when she went to a high-society soiree i would wake up and squawk and fly around the room and hell would break loose, and the countess would faint, and the butler would chase me around with a fire poker and silver tray while trying to retain his composure.

# ? Sep 7, 2022 22:39

Manifisto

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i would nest in the hair of a wealthy dowager with an elaborate bouffant, and then when she went to a high-society soiree i would wake up and squawk and fly around the room and hell would break loose, and the countess would faint, and the butler would chase me around with a fire poker and silver tray while trying to retain his composure.

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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i would nest in the hair of a wealthy dowager with an elaborate bouffant, and then when she went to a high-society soiree i would wake up and squawk and fly around the room and hell would break loose, and the countess would faint, and the butler would chase me around with a fire poker and silver tray while trying to retain his composure.

lol

# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:09

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

What about when your lil wingies get tired

Perhaps I can fly up high enough that I can fall asleep and wake up before hitting the ground?

# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Depends on the kind of bird tbh, if I were a hummingbird it would be a very different answer than if, say, I were an ostrich or a penguin

ur a tern

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# ? Sep 8, 2022 04:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm this sleepy fella

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# ? Sep 8, 2022 04:35

google THIS

Areola Grande posted:

ur a tern

Then I would find a bunch of buddies to nest with because one good tern deserves another :dadjoke:

# ? Sep 8, 2022 13:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Then I would find a bunch of buddies to nest with because one good tern deserves another

# ? Sep 8, 2022 18:09

nut

im big bird

# ? Sep 8, 2022 19:02

nut

im big bird and i sleep or land on a bed or a beanbag

# ? Sep 8, 2022 19:03

baka of lathspell

nut posted:

im big bird and i sleep or land on a bed or a beanbag

land from what big bird doesn�t fly

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# ? Sep 8, 2022 19:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

baka fwocka fwame posted:

land from what big bird doesn�t fly

big bird can still jump

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# ? Sep 8, 2022 19:34

nut

he is fly

# ? Sep 8, 2022 19:57

Manifisto

nut posted:

he is fly

david cronenberg's sesame street

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 8, 2022 20:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm a majestic albatross starting above some waves caw caw :crow:

# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:36

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

i would be a seagull and i would sleep on the roofs of various buildings at disney world and land close to someone eating churros

# ? Sep 9, 2022 05:29

Ohtori Akio

definitely a rocky cliffside op

# ? Sep 9, 2022 07:51

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

i would be something clever and smart, like a bluejay. then i would fashion myself Simple but sturdy bracing from found objects to keep my wings comfortably outstretched when i fly up and doze off in the clouds.

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# ? Sep 9, 2022 20:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Ohtori Akio posted:

definitely a rocky cliffside op

good call. p safe habitat for a winged one :coolbird:

# ? Sep 9, 2022 21:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

i would be something clever and smart, like a bluejay. then i would fashion myself Simple but sturdy bracing from found objects to keep my wings comfortably outstretched when i fly up and doze off in the clouds.

the Rickety Cricket of the skies :bird: