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poty posted:the new apple watch looks the same op im like, we all know this?? what the gently caress is NEW
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they for sure filmed this on a volume set
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Sep 7, 2022 18:10
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remember to take your apple watch temperature rectally for better accuracy
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great my 7 is useless!!!!!
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poty posted:thats cute
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the new feature of the apple watch is remedial sex ed
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"babe, those eggs ready?"
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sitting in a meeting at work and my coworker's watch lights up, which naturally causes us to both look down, only to see that she has ovulated.
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i can certainly see why it's a useful feature, but the idea of getting a notification from my watch that i ovulated is incredibly weird
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haveblue posted:the new feature of the apple watch is remedial sex ed excuse me this is an american company, it could be advanced sex ed for many citizens
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just in time for the launch of the lomarf car
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great, gonna die on the side of the road with my series 7 gently caress
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is this guy gonna get run over to give the demo
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Two new notifications: Car crash detected. You've ovulated.
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Apple Adding a temperature sensor to the watch catch up with the amazon halo. Real scrub tier company playing catch up
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LuckyCat posted:Two new notifications: lmfao
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To collect this data we equipped our Apple engineers with Series 8 and put them through a series of car wrecks to ensure accuracy
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the all new apple watch 9 now with dismemberment sensor
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my accident was 257g and my watch overflowed and assumed i was in space
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r u ready to WALK posted:just in time for the launch of the lomarf car lomarf car was just an internal false flag operation to provide cover for crash detection testing to root out leakers 
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lmao its not all day
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apple watch hermes
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horse watch woo
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so no pro? or is that 1 more thing?
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Vintersorg posted:lmao its not all day Watch battery estimates seem a lot lower than what I've experienced in practice. Like, my 6 gets nearly 24 hours of use per charge still.
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Shifty Pony posted:horse watch woo / 
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lmao
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Vintersorg posted:so no pro? or is that 1 more thing? its probably the next bit
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I completely forgot there was an SE line for the Apple Watch.
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more SKUs for the SKU god
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LanceHunter posted:Watch battery estimates seem a lot lower than what I've experienced in practice. Like, my 6 gets nearly 24 hours of use per charge still. if i sleep with the 6 on it'll survive around a few hours into day 2 i guess they assume if you use it for sleep tracking you'll charge it when in the shower? it's like they don't even want goons buying one
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"your children who don't yet have their own iPhone" is a hell of a phrase
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wow the se has the same chip as the current-year watch i guess the chip doesnt matter as much as in the phone
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dont give a poo poo about fuckin watches show me the drat phones tim
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nice av rotor lol
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LanceHunter posted:Having previously worked in the AppleCare division, I can say that a wildly surprising number of users actually write to Tim (and previously, Steve). There were so many that there's an entire division of AppleCare devoted to replying to customer emails to the CEO. did anyone still write to steve after his death
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gently caress that looks so massive lmao looks so loving stupid
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