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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Apple is so loving boring now. This is shameful. loving around with this dipshit notch.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
DYNAMIC ISLAND!

All kinds of new interactivity in literally the hardest place to reach on the entire loving phone. Clown poo poo.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Is that a Dan Flash shirt that Joz is wearing?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
gently caress always on, I want an iPhone that forces its screen OFF for 15 minutes at a time randomly. People would lose their minds.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Whoa more memory bandwidth for all those games literally no one is playing!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Rageaholic posted:

48 megapickles :eyepop:

The bread and butter of good digital photography. Anything fewer than 48 megapixels is a dill breaker.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

ShoogaSlim posted:

good thing you have granular control of which apps are allowed to show you various types of notifications so you only get the ones you want unlike the absolute neverending laundry list of notifications on ios :shrug:

COMMENCE THE DRAGGING

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Literally EVERYONE is doing the old Steve steepled-fingers thing now. I don't like it.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Rick posted:

Some of this camera talk sounds like audiophiles talking about music but if they make night mode even better I'm in (it's already really good).

The iPhone camera superseded 99% of the users' requirements by a huge margin like four versions ago.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Literally every iPhone camera lens is covered with lint and finger grease most of the time, it's stupid to pretend any of this really matters.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
if you ever go in for a pro photo session of any kind and they pull out a fuckin iPhone, just turn 360 degrees and walk away.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Steve Jobs:Apple::Trump:Politics

Inescapable influence and somehow getting worse.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
GET A REAL loving CAMERA FOR THIS poo poo

Why do we pretend that anyone is using this for anything that earns money??

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
It looks like you're experiencing a severe car crash, would you like help with that?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
It's cool what they're managing to do with the camera, but they hand wave away that a TON of what you see is software and enhancements you can't really control.
You can't get past the physics and the fact that their sensor is the size of a booger.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
The NOTCH is a design compromise. It's lovely, but generally can be forgotten about, and that should be the goal: make it functionally invisible and un-noticeable.

But no, some exec said WHAT IF WE and now it's a centerpiece of a feature while actually adding no function or usability to that feature. They're lamp shading it hard and it's driving UI choices in the wrong direction.

Stupid stupid stupid.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

smoobles posted:

I gotta admit that's a pretty drat clever way of addressing the notch/cutout situation of modern smartphones

It absolutely isn't. The 30 pixels over the top of the DYNAMIC ORIFICE are useless.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

fourwood posted:

Right which is way worse than the notch with 0 useless pixels!

You've mistaken the number for the important part when it's actually that both portions of the display are rendered useless. One is just pretending to not be.

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