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Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
SEA - Geno Smith - Passing Yards
LV - Davante Adams- Receiving Yards
CIN - Joe Burrow - Passing Yards
ATL - Kyle Pitts - Receiving Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards

LSG#: MIN - Justin Jefferson - Receiving Yards

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
WEEK 2

DEN - Russell Wilson - passing yards
LV - Derek Carr - passing yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - passing yards

LSG# - Dalvin Cook - rushing yards

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
week 2

LAR - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
SF - Trey Lance - Passing Yards

LSG# - MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
CHI - Justin Fields - Passing Yards
CHI - Darnell Mooney - Receiving Yards
GB - Aaron Jones - Rushing Yards

LSG# - MIN -Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards

Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Sep 19, 2022

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


WEEK 3

The stat source I'm using is still missing stat IDs for 2022 rookies so I'm working on patching that up before I can generate results for weeks 1 and 2. Results will be up as soon as they're ready.

Special rules for this week

No theme or special rules for this week.

Schedule

TNF
PIT @ CLE

Sunday Early
NO @ CAR
HOU @ CHI
KC @ IND
BUF @ MIA
DET @ MIN
BAL @ NE
CIN @ NYJ
LV @ TEN
PHI @ WAS

Sunday Late
JAX @ AC
LA @ ARI
ATL @ SEA
GB @ TB

SNF
SF @ DEN

MNF
DAL @ NYG (<-- your LSG number has to come from this NFCE clownshow)


Standings coming into this week
pre:
Player                    Overall Rank |   RegWk1  RegWk2
---------------------------------------------------------
totally losing my mime         30    1 |       16      14 
seiferguy                      28    2 |       18      10 
Okibi                          27    3 |       12      15 
Arnold Layne                   23    4 |       15       8 
barnold                        22    5 |       17       5 
Hizawk                         20    6 |        7      13 
bobjr                          18    7 |        6      12 
WaffleZombie                   17    8 |       10       7 
Acebuckeye13                   15    9 |       13       2 
Fenrir                         14   10 |       14       - 
Kevino07                       14   10 |        5       9 
Grittybeard                    13   12 |        2      11 
Aggro                          12   13 |        8       4 
Blowjob Overtime               12   13 |       11       1 
Relentlessboredomm             10   15 |        4       6 
Elephanthead                    9   16 |        9       - 
Apples McGrind                  3   17 |        -       3 
Bjork Bjowlob                   3   17 |        3       - 
Leperflesh                      1   19 |        1       - 
MNF report

pre:
Cooper Rush - Passing               | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
WaffleZombie                        | 229

Dalton Schultz - Receiving          | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Arnold Layne                        | 180

Daniel Jones - Passing              | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Hizawk                              | 307
bobjr                               | 468
Elephanthead                        | 523
barnold                             | 532
seiferguy                           | 605

Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing           | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Kevino07                            |  72
Okibi                               | 166
Acebuckeye13                        | 237

Saquon Barkley - Rushing            | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Blowjob Overtime                    |  91
totally losing my mime              | 290
Grittybeard                         | 317
Aggro                               | 378
Final scores for this week

pre:
Player                    Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Blowjob Overtime                  990      1      14     0          14 
WaffleZombie                      986      2      13     0          13 
Okibi                             907      3      12     0          12 
Hizawk                            889      4      11     0          11 
Acebuckeye13                      836      5      10     0          10 
Arnold Layne                      820      6       9     0           9 
totally losing my mime            791      7       8     0           8 
Grittybeard                       764      8       7     0           7 
bobjr                             728      9       6     0           6 
Aggro                             703     10       5     0           5 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Elephanthead                      673     11       4     0           4 
barnold                           664     12       3     0           3 
seiferguy                         591     13       2     0           2 
Kevino07                         1001     14       1     0           1 
Standings at the end of this week

pre:
Player                    Overall Rank |   RegWk1  RegWk2  RegWk3
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okibi                          39    1 |       12      15      12 
totally losing my mime         38    2 |       16      14       8 
Arnold Layne                   32    3 |       15       8       9 
Hizawk                         31    4 |        7      13      11 
seiferguy                      30    5 |       18      10       2 
WaffleZombie                   30    5 |       10       7      13 
Blowjob Overtime               26    7 |       11       1      14 
Acebuckeye13                   25    8 |       13       2      10 
barnold                        25    8 |       17       5       3 
bobjr                          24   10 |        6      12       6 
Grittybeard                    20   11 |        2      11       7 
Aggro                          17   12 |        8       4       5 
Kevino07                       15   13 |        5       9       1 
Fenrir                         14   14 |       14       -       - 
Elephanthead                   13   15 |        9       -       4 
Relentlessboredomm             10   16 |        4       6       - 
Apples McGrind                  3   17 |        -       3       - 
Bjork Bjowlob                   3   17 |        3       -       - 
Leperflesh                      1   19 |        1       -       - 

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Oct 13, 2022

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
TB - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards

LSG#: NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Week 3 - Detroit Motherfucking Lions

DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
DET - Jared Goff - Rushing Yards
DET - Craig Reynolds - Rushing Yards
DET - Craig Reynolds - Receiving Yards
DET - D'Andre Swift - Rushing Yards
DET - D'Andre Swift - Receiving Yards
DET - Jamaal Williams - Rushing Yards
DET - Jamaal Williams - Receiving Yards
DET - T. J. Hockenson - Receiving Yards
DET - Brock Wright - Receiving Yards
DET - Shane Zylstra - Receiving Yards
DET - Quintez Cephus - Receiving Yards
DET - DJ Chark - Receiving Yards
DET - DJ Chark - Rushing Yards
DET - Kalif Raymond - Receiving Yards
DET - Kalif Raymond - Rushing Yards
DET - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards
DET - Amon-ra St. Brown - Receiving Yards
DET - Amon-ra St. Brown - Rushing Yards
DET - Jack Fox - Passing Yards
DET - Jack Fox - Rushing Yards
DET - Austin Seibert - Passing Yards

LSG#: NYG - Daniel Jones - Passing Yards

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

LV - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

LSG#: DAL - Dalton Schultz - Receiving Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
CIN - Ja’Marr Chase - Receiving Yards
DEN - Courtland Sutton - Receiving Yards
PHI - Miles Sanders - Rushing Yards

LSG#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Ultra Carp
LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
DET - DJ Chark - Receiving Yards
DET - Amon-Ra St. Brown - Receiving Yards
DET - DeAndre Swift - Rushing Yards
DET - Jamaal Williams - Rushing Yards

LSG#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards

LSG#: NYG - Daniel Jones - Passing Yards

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
CIN - J'Marr Chase - Receiving Yards
LV - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards
DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards
NO - Michael Thomas - Receiving Yards

LSG#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

LV - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
DET - Amon-Ra St. Brown - Receiving Yards
JAX - Trevor Lawrence - Passing Yards
TB - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

LSG#: NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
IND - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards

LSG#: NYG - Daniel Jones - Passing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



CHI - Justin Fields - Passing Yards
PHL - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards
SEA - Geno Smith - Passing Yards

LSG#: DAL - Cooper Rush - Passing Yards

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Week 3:

MIA - Tua Tagovailoa - passing yards
DET - Jared Goff - passing yards
LAC - Austin Ekeler - rushing yards
LAR - Darrell Henderson - rushing yards
MIN - Justin Jefferson - receiving yards
ATL - Kyle Pitts - receiving yards
DEN - Courtland Sutton - receiving yards

LSG#: NYG - Saquon Barkley - rushing yards

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 3: Trust Us, We're Doctors (Too Bad Dak Couldn't Join Us)

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
TB - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
DEN - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards

LSG#: NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - passing yards
DEN - Russell Wilson - passing yards
SF - Deebo Samuel - passing yards

LSG# - NYG - Daniel Jones - passing yards

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Week 3 - the 8pm special

DEN - Russell Wilson - passing yards
SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - passing yards
SF - Deebo Samuel - receiving yards

LSG#: NYG - Daniel Jones - passing yards

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 4 – Presidents, Again

NO – Dwayne Washington – Rushing Yards
DEN – Montrell Washington – Receiving Yards
LV – Davante Adams – Receiving Yards
MIN – Justin Jefferson – Receiving Yards
MIN – Alexander Mattison – Rushing Yards
IND – Deon Jackson – Rushing Yards
DET – Justin Jackson – Rushing Yards
BAL – Lamar Jackson – Passing Yards
IND – Jonathan Taylor – Rushing Yards
GB – Patrick Taylor – Rushing Yards
NYG – Tyrod Taylor – Passing Yards
IND – Alec Pierce – Receiving Yards
HOU – Dameon Pierce – Rushing Yards
CLE – D’Ernest Johnson – Rushing Yards
PIT – Diontae Johnson – Receiving Yards
LV – Jakob Johnson – Rushing Yards
NO – Juwan Johnson – Receiving Yards
NYJ – Ty Johnson – Rushing Yards
HOU – Tyler Johnson – Receiving Yards
LV – Tyron Johnson – Receiving Yards
DEN – Tyrie Cleveland – Receiving Yards
NYJ – Garrett Wilson – Receiving Yards
DEN – Russell Wilson – Passing Yards
NYJ – Zach Wilson – Passing Yards
CLE – Jerome Ford – Rushing Yards
LAC – DeAndre Carter – Receiving Yards
NYJ – Michael Carter – Rushing Yards

LSG#: SF – Jeff Wilson – Rushing Yards

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
TB - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards

LSG#: LAR - Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards

No idea if this strategy is good but I’m lazy

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Week 4 - Detroit Motherfucking Lions

DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
DET - Jared Goff - Rushing Yards
DET - Craig Reynolds - Rushing Yards
DET - Craig Reynolds - Receiving Yards
DET - D'Andre Swift - Rushing Yards
DET - D'Andre Swift - Receiving Yards
DET - Jamaal Williams - Rushing Yards
DET - Jamaal Williams - Receiving Yards
DET - T. J. Hockenson - Receiving Yards
DET - Brock Wright - Receiving Yards
DET - Shane Zylstra - Receiving Yards
DET - Quintez Cephus - Receiving Yards
DET - DJ Chark - Receiving Yards
DET - DJ Chark - Rushing Yards
DET - Kalif Raymond - Receiving Yards
DET - Kalif Raymond - Rushing Yards
DET - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards
DET - Amon-ra St. Brown - Receiving Yards
DET - Amon-ra St. Brown - Rushing Yards
DET - Jack Fox - Passing Yards
DET - Jack Fox - Rushing Yards
DET - Austin Seibert - Passing Yards

LSG#: LAR - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

Week 4

NYG - Daniel Jones - Passing Yards
ARI - Kyler Murray - Passing Yards
LV - Derek Carr - Passing Yards

LSG#: SF - George Kittle - Receiving Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards
BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
ATL - Drake London - Receiving Yards
LV - Davante Adams - Receiving Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

LSG#: LAR - Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
DEN - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

LSG#: LAR - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Hizawk posted:

Week 4 - Detroit Motherfucking Lions
DET - Austin Seibert - Passing Yards

Lol, I appreciate the effort to cover all your bases.

Week 4

CHI - Justin Fields - Passing Yards
PHL - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards
SEA - Geno Smith - Passing Yards

LSG#: SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing Yards

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
DET - Jared Goff - Passing yards
ARI - Kyler Murray - Passing yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing yards
PHI - A.J. Brown - Receiving yards
LAC - DeAndre Carter - Receiving yards
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving yards

LSG#: LAR - Cooper Kupp - Receiving yards

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Ultra Carp
DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
DET - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards
DET - Quintez Cephus - Receiving Yards
DET - TJ Hockenson - Receiving Yards
DET - Jamaal Williams - Rushing Yards
DEN - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards

LSG#: LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Week 4:

GB - Aaron Rodgers - passing yards
DEN - Russell Wilson - passing yards
KC - Patrick Mahomes - passing yards

LSG# - LAR - Cam Akers - rushing yards

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
Guess who forgot to post again:

Week 4:

TB - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
KC - Patrick Mahomes - passing yards
TB - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards
TB - Leonard Fournette - Receiving Yards
TB - Russell Gage - Receiving Yards

LSG#: LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Week 4

TB - Tom Brady - passing yards
KC - Patrick Mahomes - passing yards
KC - Travis Kelce - receiving yards

LSG#: LAR - Matt Stafford - passing yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Prelim Week 1 results are below (also in the Week 1 post here):

I'll catch up on the prelim scoring for weeks 2 - 4 before going back over the scores and making sure they're consistent. If you spot an issue with your score let me know and I can look into it.

One of these years the scoring will go smoothly. It took some time and effort to wrangle the new players.

pre:
Player                    Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
seiferguy                         970      1      18     0          18 
barnold                           951      2      17     0          17 
totally losing my mime            933      3      16     0          16 
Arnold Layne                      890      4      15     0          15 
Acebuckeye13                      779      5      14     0          14 
Okibi                             777      6      13     0          13 
Blowjob Overtime                  770      7      12     0          12 
WaffleZombie                      695      8      11     0          11 
Elephanthead                      686      9      10     0          10 
Aggro                             686     10       9     0           9 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hizawk                            613     11       8     0           8 
Fenrir                            597     12       7     0           7 
bobjr                             552     13       6     0           6 
Kevino07                          340     14       5     0           5 
Relentlessboredomm                340     15       4     0           4 
Bjork Bjowlob                     340     16       3     0           3 
Grittybeard                      1051     17       2     0           2 
Leperflesh                       1089     18       1     0           1 

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Prelim results for Week 2 (also in the post ):

pre:
Player                    Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Okibi                             776      1      15     0          15 
totally losing my mime            767      2      14     0          14 
Hizawk                            751      3      13     0          13 
bobjr                             745      4      12     0          12 
Grittybeard                       743      5      11     0          11 
seiferguy                         722      6      10     0          10 
Kevino07                          709      7       9     0           9 
Arnold Layne                      659      8       8     0           8 
WaffleZombie                      630      9       7     0           7 
Relentlessboredomm                626     10       6     0           6 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
barnold                           553     11       5     0           5 
Aggro                             513     12       4     0           4 
Apples McGrind                    449     13       3     0           3 
Acebuckeye13                     1086     14       2     0           2 
Blowjob Overtime                 1090     15       1     0           1 

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Prelim results for Week 3 (also in the post):

pre:
Player                    Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Blowjob Overtime                  990      1      14     0          14 
Okibi                             907      2      13     0          13 
Hizawk                            889      3      12     0          12 
Acebuckeye13                      836      4      11     0          11 
Arnold Layne                      820      5      10     0          10 
totally losing my mime            791      6       9     0           9 
Grittybeard                       764      7       8     0           8 
bobjr                             728      8       7     0           7 
Aggro                             703      9       6     0           6 
Elephanthead                      673     10       5     0           5 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
barnold                           664     11       4     0           4 
WaffleZombie                      646     12       3     0           3 
seiferguy                         591     13       2     0           2 
Kevino07                         1001     14       1     0           1 

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


WEEK 4

Week 4 is already over, this post is just to have a place to put the results as I did not get it up before the week started. The Week 5 post will follow.

Special rules for this week

No theme or special rules for this week.

Schedule - NOTE: this is not the Week 5 schedule, refer following post for Week 5

TNF
MIA @ CIN

Sunday Very Early (London game)
MIN @ NO

Sunday Early
CLE @ ATL
BUF @ BAL
WAS @ DAL
SEA @ DET
LAC @ HOU
TEN @ IND
CHI @ NYG
JAX @ PHI
NYJ @ PIT

Sunday Late
ARI @ CAR
NE @ GB
DEN @ LV

SNF
KC @ TB

MNF
LA @ SF (<-- your LSG number has to come from this game)


Standings coming into this week

pre:
Player                    Overall Rank |   RegWk1  RegWk2  RegWk3
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okibi                          39    1 |       12      15      12 
totally losing my mime         38    2 |       16      14       8 
Arnold Layne                   32    3 |       15       8       9 
Hizawk                         31    4 |        7      13      11 
seiferguy                      30    5 |       18      10       2 
WaffleZombie                   30    5 |       10       7      13 
Blowjob Overtime               26    7 |       11       1      14 
Acebuckeye13                   25    8 |       13       2      10 
barnold                        25    8 |       17       5       3 
bobjr                          24   10 |        6      12       6 
Grittybeard                    20   11 |        2      11       7 
Aggro                          17   12 |        8       4       5 
Kevino07                       15   13 |        5       9       1 
Fenrir                         14   14 |       14       -       - 
Elephanthead                   13   15 |        9       -       4 
Relentlessboredomm             10   16 |        4       6       - 
Apples McGrind                  3   17 |        -       3       - 
Bjork Bjowlob                   3   17 |        3       -       - 
Leperflesh                      1   19 |        1       -       - 
MNF report

pre:
Cam Akers - Rushing                 | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
seiferguy                           | 263

Cooper Kupp - Receiving             | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Grittybeard                         |  98
Aggro                               | 250
Okibi                               | 416

George Kittle - Receiving           | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Arnold Layne                        | 534

Jeff Wilson - Rushing               | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
totally losing my mime              | -271

Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing           | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
WaffleZombie                        | 302

Matt Stafford - Passing             | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Acebuckeye13                        |   2
barnold                             | 274
Kevino07                            | 288

Matthew Stafford - Passing          | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Hizawk                              | 148
bobjr                               | 463
Final scores for this week

pre:
Player                    Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
barnold                           980      1      12     0          12 
Kevino07                          966      2      11     0          11 
WaffleZombie                      937      3      10     0          10 
Aggro                             872      4       9     0           9 
bobjr                             791      5       8     0           8 
seiferguy                         750      6       7     0           7 
Okibi                             706      7       6     0           6 
Arnold Layne                      490      8       5     0           5 
Grittybeard                      1024      9       4     0           4 
Hizawk                           1106     10       3     0           3 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Acebuckeye13                     1252     11       2     0           2 
totally losing my mime           1345     12       1     0           1 
Standings at the end of this week

pre:
Player                    Overall Rank |   RegWk1  RegWk2  RegWk3  RegWk4
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Okibi                          45    1 |       12      15      12       6 
WaffleZombie                   40    2 |       10       7      13      10 
totally losing my mime         39    3 |       16      14       8       1 
Arnold Layne                   37    4 |       15       8       9       5 
barnold                        37    4 |       17       5       3      12 
seiferguy                      37    4 |       18      10       2       7 
Hizawk                         34    7 |        7      13      11       3 
bobjr                          32    8 |        6      12       6       8 
Acebuckeye13                   27    9 |       13       2      10       2 
Aggro                          26   10 |        8       4       5       9 
Blowjob Overtime               26   10 |       11       1      14       - 
Kevino07                       26   10 |        5       9       1      11 
Grittybeard                    24   13 |        2      11       7       4 
Fenrir                         14   14 |       14       -       -       - 
Elephanthead                   13   15 |        9       -       4       - 
Relentlessboredomm             10   16 |        4       6       -       - 
Apples McGrind                  3   17 |        -       3       -       - 
Bjork Bjowlob                   3   17 |        3       -       -       - 
Leperflesh                      1   19 |        1       -       -       - 

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Oct 13, 2022

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


WEEK 5

Special rules for this week

No theme or special rules for this week.

Schedule

TNF
IND @ DEN

Sunday Very Early (London game)
NYG @ GB

Sunday Early
PIT @ BUF
LAC @ CLE
HOU @ JAX
CHI @ MIN
DET @ NE
SEA @ NO
MIA @ NYJ
ATL @ TB
TEN @ WAS

Sunday Late
SF @ CAR
PHI @ ARI
DAL @ LA

SNF
CIN @ BAL

MNF
LV @ KC (<-- your LSG number has to come from this game)


Standings coming into this week

pre:
[pre]
Player                    Overall Rank |   RegWk1  RegWk2  RegWk3  RegWk4
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Okibi                          45    1 |       12      15      12       6 
WaffleZombie                   40    2 |       10       7      13      10 
totally losing my mime         39    3 |       16      14       8       1 
Arnold Layne                   37    4 |       15       8       9       5 
barnold                        37    4 |       17       5       3      12 
seiferguy                      37    4 |       18      10       2       7 
Hizawk                         34    7 |        7      13      11       3 
bobjr                          32    8 |        6      12       6       8 
Acebuckeye13                   27    9 |       13       2      10       2 
Aggro                          26   10 |        8       4       5       9 
Blowjob Overtime               26   10 |       11       1      14       - 
Kevino07                       26   10 |        5       9       1      11 
Grittybeard                    24   13 |        2      11       7       4 
Fenrir                         14   14 |       14       -       -       - 
Elephanthead                   13   15 |        9       -       4       - 
Relentlessboredomm             10   16 |        4       6       -       - 
Apples McGrind                  3   17 |        -       3       -       - 
Bjork Bjowlob                   3   17 |        3       -       -       - 
Leperflesh                      1   19 |        1       -       -       - 
MNF report

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Darren Waller - Receiving           | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Arnold Layne                        | 171
seiferguy                           | 190
Kevino07                            | 483

Mack Hollins - Receiving            | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Okibi                               | 375

Patrick Mahomes - Passing           | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
totally losing my mime              | 228
Bjork Bjowlob                       | 529
bobjr                               | 573
Blowjob Overtime                    | 1000

Travis Kelce - Receiving            | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
WaffleZombie                        |  38
Grittybeard                         | 239
Aggro                               | 337
Hizawk                              | 441
Final scores for this week

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Player                    Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WaffleZombie                      987      1      12     0          12 
Arnold Layne                      829      2      11     0          11 
seiferguy                         810      3      10     0          10 
Grittybeard                       786      4       9     0           9 
Bjork Bjowlob                     763      5       8     0           8 
bobjr                             719      6       7     0           7 
Aggro                             688      7       6     0           6 
Okibi                             625      8       5     0           5 
Hizawk                            584      9       4     0           4 
Blowjob Overtime                  584     10       3     0           3 Activated Jennings token
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kevino07                          517     11       2     0           2 
totally losing my mime           1064     12       1     0           1 
Standings at the end of this week

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Player                    Overall Rank |   RegWk1  RegWk2  RegWk3  RegWk4  RegWk5
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WaffleZombie                   52    1 |       10       7      13      10      12 
Okibi                          50    2 |       12      15      12       6       5 
Arnold Layne                   48    3 |       15       8       9       5      11 
seiferguy                      47    4 |       18      10       2       7      10 
totally losing my mime         40    5 |       16      14       8       1       1 
bobjr                          39    6 |        6      12       6       8       7 
Hizawk                         38    7 |        7      13      11       3       4 
barnold                        37    8 |       17       5       3      12       - 
Grittybeard                    33    9 |        2      11       7       4       9 
Aggro                          32   10 |        8       4       5       9       6 
Blowjob Overtime               29   11 |       11       1      14       -       3 
Kevino07                       28   12 |        5       9       1      11       2 
Acebuckeye13                   27   13 |       13       2      10       2       - 
Fenrir                         14   14 |       14       -       -       -       - 
Elephanthead                   13   15 |        9       -       4       -       - 
Bjork Bjowlob                  11   16 |        3       -       -       -       8 
Relentlessboredomm             10   17 |        4       6       -       -       - 
Apples McGrind                  3   18 |        -       3       -       -       - 
Leperflesh                      1   19 |        1       -       -       -       - 

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jan 14, 2023

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Week 4 prelim results added.

Have a look through your scores for each week and if anything looks wrong just let me know. I'll update the prelim results over the next few days as I find problems, and I'll look to finalise weeks 1 - 4 by Sunday. The overall standings are only updated once each week is finalised, so they'll be published at the same time.

Here's the prelim standings as of week 4 - note that they are still subject to change:

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Player                      Weekly Scores              Total     Rank
                            1     2     3     4            
Okibi                       13    15    13    6        47        1
totally losing my mime      16    14    9     1        40        2
Arnold Layne                15    8     10    5        38        3
barnold                     17    5     4     12       38        3
seiferguy                   18    10    2     8        38        3
Hizawk                      8     13    12    3        36        6
bobjr                       6     12    7     9        34        7
Acebuckeye13                14    2     11    2        29        8
Aggro                       9     4     6     10       29        8
WaffleZombie                11    7     3     7        28        10
Blowjob Overtime            12    1     14    0        27        11
Kevino07                    5     9     1     11       26        12
Grittybeard                 2     11    8     4        25        13
Elephanthead                10    0     5     0        15        14
Relentlessboredomm          4     6     0     0        10        15
Fenrir                      7     0     0     0        7         16
Apples McGrind              0     3     0     0        3         17
Bjork Bjowlob               3     0     0     0        3         18
Leperflesh                  1     0     0     0        1         19

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Oct 5, 2022

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
TB - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards
PIT - Najee Harris - Rushing Yards

LSG#: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

TB - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
ARI - Kyler Murray - Passing Yards
LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards

LSG#: LV - Darren Waller - Receiving Yards

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Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
1 yard?! loving hell

NYG - Sequon Barkley - Rushing Yards
ARI - Kyler Murray - Rushing Yards
CIN - Joe Burrow - Passing Yards
NE - Bailey Zappe - Passing Yards
MIA - Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards

LSG#: LV - Darren Waller - Receiving Yards

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