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Welcome to the 2022 edition of 1KYOB! One Thousand Yards or Bust (1KYOB) is a game that's all about getting as close as you can to 1000 yards each week, via assembling a team of active players from any and all teams in a way which (hopefully!) has their yardage add up to less than or equal to 1000 yards. More than 1000 yards, you bust and you go to the bottom of the rankings for the week. Think of it as somewhere between fantasy football and the casino game of 21! Each week of the regular season corresponds to a week of the 1KYOB season, and the first three weeks of the playoffs correspond to the 1KYOB playoffs. During the regular season I'll sum up everyone's weekly score to keep track of the rankings, which are used to determine the playoff seeding (and any playoff-specific benefits/advantages). Once seeded, the playoffs continue as a series of three strict elimination weeks with only the top 1/3 of the field progressing each week, ultimately leading to a single survivor.....the 1KYOB champion. If you're a new player and you want to know more, then head down to the 'How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust' section below. If you're a 1KYOB veteran - welcome back! Head on to the next section. Prizes! Prizes for this year are still to be confirmed. Check back later! Notes for returning players Firstly - I acknowledge that scoring updates were not timely last season and that substantially affected the flow of the game from week to week. This season will be better. Secondly, a quick reminder of the changes to the game that were made last season:
How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? Every week, a player submits a list of offensive players and lists whether they wish to count their passing, rushing, or receiving yards for that week's game. The goal is to get as close to 1000 total yards without going over. Only Rushing, Receiving, and Passing yards can be used. You don't necessarily have to use the player's native position's stats. Which allows for Matt Ryan's Rushing Yards or a running back's receiving yards. You can use a player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once, e.g. you can list Cam Newton for both Passing and Rushing yards but you can't list Cam Newton for Passing yards twice. Also, please put the team of the player, which makes it easier for me to find. Please, for the sake of making results easier to calculate, use players' actual names instead of nicknames (no Megatron, Purple Jesus, RG3, etc.) and make sure that you spell them correctly. Lists are formatted as such: DEN - Peyton Manning - Passing Yards MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards DET - Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards LSG#: PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards (this is your MNF player i.e. LSG number, see below) And so on. Obviously, players can only be added to a list before their respective games start, so if you wake up halfway through the 1pm games on Sunday and realize you haven't submitted a list yet, you can still cobble one together from the afternoon games and be fine. Once the game of the first player on your list to play starts, your list is FINAL for the week and cannot be edited. If you want to make changes to your list before the games start that's fine, but please alert me to that edit in a separate post. I'm going to copy down people's lists before each set of games start if I start feeling I have a reason to be suspicious. The objective, as of the game implies, is for the entirety of your list to get as close as possible to 1000 yards without going over. But there's a twist: every list must have one, and only one, player from Monday Night Football included to be counted. The name for the mandatory MNF number has changed from season to season - last season it was immortalized as the Bilious Bucco Bruce Number (or BBB for short) in honour (barf) of yet another Tom Brady Super Bowl victory, but this season the MNF number will be called... The Long Suffering Goofball or LSG for short Two cities were cheering hard for a Stafford win, but only one had tears in their eyes Make sure you use LSG instead of BBB in your entries. Lists without a LSG Number will be disqualified from scoring for the week, and players that include multiple players from the MNF game will only have the one designated as the LSG Number counted for their score. But, a LSG Number is the only requirement for a valid score, so if you somehow miss getting an entry in by the end of Sunday, you can always pick the player you think will get the most yards on Monday Night and at least get on the scoring table for the week. How does scoring work? The highest score of the week without busting (unless they hit 1000 exactly, but we'll get to that later) is awarded points equal to the number of entries for that week. Each player following will be rewarded points sequentially, and busted players are added after all the players who did not bust have been counted. Busted players receive more points the fewer yards they were over 1000. So, in a hypothetical week where 5 users submitted entries: Player A: 1200 yards (1 point) Player B: 995 yards (5 points) Player C: 1005 yards (3 points) Player D: 1050 yards (2 points) Player E: 800 yards (4 points) So as you can see, the easiest way to succeed in 1KYOB is to A) enter every week (even busting is better than earning no points at all), and B) not bust. Coming short by 200 yards will get you way more points than busting by even a single yard. Points are cumulative across the entire 17 week season, so keep playing even if you get off to a bad start! One or two bad weeks won't kill you in the long run. Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? Because the Super Bowl obviously only features two teams, the final week of 1KYOB is actually the conference championships. The top 27 regular season scorers get a playoff berth, and after each week of the playoffs the bottom two thirds of the field are eliminated. So 27 entrants in the Wild Card round becomes 9 in the divisional round, and then only 3 move on to the final round of the 1KYOB season. So what happens if someone hits 1000? Hitting 1000 exactly is extremely rare. Dozens of users submit lists to 1KYOB every week (with many many others doing so infrequently), and perfect scores still happen only once or twice a year, if at all. Therefore, a perfect score entitles you to a bonus of 100 points for that week. And, if you've managed to get a perfect score without getting any busts during the season up to that point, this bonus increases to 150 points. Your stock of tokens will be refreshed as well. So in short, it's really really good to hit 1000 and not constantly play conservatively out of fear of busting because it gives you a huge leg up in the season standings. Hitting exactly 1000 sounds very unlikely! What happens if I just get really close? It is true that perfect 1000s are extremely rare, so to liven things up a bit, if you score between 996 - 1000 inclusive then your stock of tokens will be refreshed. Note that the other effects described above will still only apply to perfect scores of 1000. Tokens! Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question: Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. Most tokens apply to your LSG Number player (others have special effects) but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your LSG Number. This year there are eight tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplemental, and Special. Each player starts with one of each token. It is not possible to have more than one of any token. You can only use a max of one Normal token per week. You can use as many different Supplemental or Special tokens per week as you wish, provided that you still have them available to use! All tokens are refreshed for the following week if you score between 996 - 1000 for any particular week, and some tokens have special refresh rules in addition to this general rule. All unused tokens expire at the end of the regular season - use them or lose them! NORMAL TOKENS THE ONLY DONALD TOKEN All other Donalds better step aside BBCode: code:
You may play the Donald Token when your LSG Number has Rushing Yards specified as the yardage type. If your LSG Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE PROFESSOR TOKEN All wheels, no chair BBCode: code:
You may play the Professor Token when your LSG Number has Receiving Yards specified as the yardage type. If your LSG Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE BROTHER'S SHADOW TOKEN Shown here temporarily taking corporeal form after absorbing the essence of another QB BBCode: code:
You may play the Brother's Shadow Token when your LSG Number has Passing Yards specified as the yardage type. If your LSG Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but trying to escape his cursed shadow. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE MIND OF A GREG JENNINGS TOKEN He put da team on his back do BBCode: code:
You may play the Jennings Token with a MNF player using any yardage type. It has the following behaviour:
THE SHAMEFUL DISPLAY OF COWARDICE TOKEN 3 points in the hand is worth 8 in the bush, so they always say. Who says this, you ask? Everyone, surely. Get your head out of your rear end and get back to the bench, Rodgers BBCode: code:
You may play the Cowardice Token when your LSG Number has Passing Yards specified as the yardage type. It has the following behaviour:
SUPPLEMENTAL TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN Remember the good times, not the bad BBCode: code:
Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your LSG Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your LSG Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE SUBSTANTIAL MINERALS TOKEN Ignore the fact that the receiver dropped this pass, which hit him SQUARE IN THE NUMBERS jesus christ you clowns let BRADY HAVE ANOTHER LOMBARDI BBCode: code:
If you declare the Minerals token during a given week, it gets you 30 bonus points for a high score and 60 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the pointy end of the field you get zero, so you better hit that receiver right in the chest! In addition, you can use the Minerals token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Minerals token and fail to reach a high score, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless your tokens are refreshed by scoring between 996 - 1000 in any week. Not for the faint at heart! A 'high score' in the Minerals context means a score that is either within the top 10 if 20 or more players are active in the week, or within the top half of the field (rounded down) if less than 20 players are active. For example, if only 10 players are active then to hit on a Minerals token then you have to score in the top 5; if 7 players are active, then it must be top 3. THE GAMETIME DECISION TOKEN As if Brady's not playing this week, you sly devil BBCode: code:
You can play the Gametime token in any week and alongside any other tokens. It has the following behaviour:
THEME WEEKS There are currently three theme weeks planned for this season:
There'll be more info on these themes in the coming weeks. TOKEN CLARIFICATIONS I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your LSG number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards As the Jennings token is a Normal token, it is possible to use the Genius token alongside it to return it if it is not activated. However, note that the Genius token will be assessed before the Jennings token. If the Genius token activates due to your MNF player exceeding the applicable yardage limit (thus replacing your MNF yardage with the current all-time record for the applicable yardage type), and your Jennings token activates due to your entry having a pre-MNF total below the applicable limit, then the MNF yardage will be <yardage_record>*<Jennings_multiplier>. For example, if your MNF player is a passer and they score over 400 yards, their yardage total will be set to 554 yards and then multiplied by 2 for a total of 1108 yards just for MNF. So, while you can play the Genius alongside the Jennings and it will return the Jennings token if it does not activate, it is quite risky to do so! In the unlikely (but still possible) event where you play the Genius and Jennings tokens together, they both activate, and you still don't bust then the normal rules apply - the Genius token is lost due to the ejection, and the Jennings token is lost unless your resulting score ends up top 5 for the week. And finally - have fun!
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Reserved for the overall standings and the week index. Overall standings The standings as of the end of Week 18: pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 RegWk7 RegWk8 RegWk9 RegWk10 RegWk11 RegWk12 RegWk13 RegWk14 RegWk15 RegWk16 RegWk17 RegWk18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 134 1 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 4 2 8 8 4 19 6 2 5 4 5 5 WaffleZombie 124 2 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 11 33 3 2 3 16 - - - - - - Arnold Layne 118 3 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 3 5 7 6 7 10 5 3 4 6 6 3 seiferguy 118 3 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 8 7 2 5 10 15 1 6 3 3 4 1 Kevino07 117 5 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 1 53 9 1 1 1 7 5 2 1 1 - totally losing my mime 107 6 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 6 9 6 3 8 9 4 4 1 5 2 2 Grittybeard 103 7 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 10 11 1 10 2 7 2 1 6 2 3 4 Blowjob Overtime 92 8 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 13 10 10 7 9 8 3 - - - - - bobjr 80 9 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 12 4 4 4 5 2 - - - - - - Hizawk 68 10 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 9 - 5 9 6 - - - - - - - Acebuckeye13 65 11 | 13 2 10 2 - - 7 31 - - - - - - - - - - Aggro 43 12 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 2 - - - - - - - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob 38 13 | 3 - - - 8 2 5 1 11 - - 8 - - - - - - barnold 37 14 | 17 5 3 12 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fenrir 14 15 | 14 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Elephanthead 13 16 | 9 - 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Regular Season Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 Week 12 Week 13 Week 14 Week 15 Week 16 Week 17 Week 18 Playoffs Week 1 - Wildcard Week 2 - Divisional Final Week - Conference Final leaderboards in the additional categories pre:Regular season champ Final: Okibi (Week 18) pre:Best single week yardage score User Yardage Week ------------------------------------------- Grittybeard 998 10 Blowjob Overtime 991 7 Blowjob Overtime 990 3 WaffleZombie 987 5 WaffleZombie 986 3 barnold 980 4 bobjr 977 7 seiferguy 970 1 Kevino07 966 4 WaffleZombie 963 7 pre:Toughest busts (busts closest to 1000 yards) User Yardage Week ------------------------------------------- Kevino07 1001 3 seiferguy 1014 13 Grittybeard 1024 4 Kevino07 1030 10 Grittybeard 1046 16 Grittybeard 1051 1 Grittybeard 1051 14 Okibi 1056 7 totally losing my mime 1064 5 Arnold Layne 1068 7 pre:Biggest busts User Yardage Week ------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime 1345 4 Acebuckeye13 1252 4 Kevino07 1215 16 Kevino07 1201 12 Kevino07 1164 7 Kevino07 1133 11 Hizawk 1106 4 Blowjob Overtime 1090 2 Leperflesh 1089 1 Acebuckeye13 1086 2 pre:Top weekly top-three finishes (1st worth 3 points, 2nd 2, 3rd 1) User Total 1st 2nd 3rd ------------------------------------------------- Okibi 20 3 4 3 Arnold Layne 14 3 1 3 Blowjob Overtime 13 2 3 1 Grittybeard 13 3 2 0 seiferguy 11 3 0 2 totally losing my mime 8 0 2 4 Kevino07 8 1 2 1 WaffleZombie 7 1 1 2 barnold 5 1 1 0 Hizawk 3 0 1 1 bobjr 3 0 1 1 Bjork Bjowlob 3 1 0 0 pre:The Icarus Award (most busts in the regular season) User Total Busts Biggest Bust In Week ------------------------------------------------------------ Kevino07 6 1215 16 Grittybeard 6 1085 11 totally losing my mime 2 1345 4 Acebuckeye13 2 1252 4 Hizawk 1 1106 4 Blowjob Overtime 1 1090 2 Leperflesh 1 1089 1 Aggro 1 1077 7 Arnold Layne 1 1068 7 Okibi 1 1056 7 seiferguy 1 1014 13 pre:Biggest bloodbaths (weeks with most number of busted players, by percentage) Week Total Players Total Busts Pct Biggest Bust By --------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 12 4 33.3 1345 totally losing my mime 16 6 2 33.3 1215 Kevino07 7 13 4 30.8 1164 Kevino07 11 10 2 20.0 1133 Kevino07 14 6 1 16.7 1051 Grittybeard 13 7 1 14.3 1014 seiferguy 2 15 2 13.3 1090 Blowjob Overtime 1 18 2 11.1 1089 Leperflesh 12 10 1 10.0 1201 Kevino07 10 10 1 10.0 1030 Kevino07 pre:Playoff MVP (best yardage score) after Round 1 User Yardage Week ------------------------------------------- Grittybeard 938 1 seiferguy 861 1 Arnold Layne 859 1 WaffleZombie 845 1 totally losing my mime 742 1 Kevino07 719 1 Okibi 659 1 pre:Playoff villain (biggest bust) after Round 1 User Yardage Week ------------------------------------------- Bjork Bjowlob 1004 1 pre:Playoff heartbreaker (busts closest to 1000 yards) after Round 1 User Yardage Week ------------------------------------------- Bjork Bjowlob 1004 1 Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Jan 24, 2023 |
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WEEK 1 Special rules for this week No theme or special rules for this week. Schedule TNF BUF @ LAR Sunday Early BAL @ NYJ JAX @ WAS CLE @ CAR PHI @ DET NO @ ATL NE @ MIA SF @ CHI IND @ HOU PIT @ CIN Sunday Late GB @ MIN LV @ LAC KC @ ARI NYG @ TEN SNF TB @ DAL MNF <--- one and only one player has to come from this game (your LSG number) DEN @ SEA Standings coming into this week No standings yet. MNF report pre:Dk Metcalf - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- seiferguy | 66 Fenrir | 160 Acebuckeye13 | 257 Geno Smith - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie | 500 Jalen Virgil - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Leperflesh | -89 Javonte Williams - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard | -8 Okibi | 266 Noah Fant - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 126 Russel Wilson - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime | 232 Russell Wilson - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- barnold | 389 Aggro | 654 Elephanthead | 654 bobjr | 788 Bjork Bjowlob | 1000 Kevino07 | 1000 Relentlessboredomm | 1000 Russell Wilson - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime | 69 Hizawk | 389 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- seiferguy 970 1 18 0 18 barnold 951 2 17 0 17 totally losing my mime 933 3 16 0 16 Arnold Layne 890 4 15 0 15 Fenrir 876 5 14 0 14 Acebuckeye13 779 6 13 0 13 Okibi 777 7 12 0 12 Blowjob Overtime 770 8 11 0 11 WaffleZombie 695 9 10 0 10 Elephanthead 686 10 9 0 9 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aggro 686 11 8 0 8 Hizawk 613 12 7 0 7 bobjr 552 13 6 0 6 Kevino07 340 14 5 0 5 Relentlessboredomm 340 15 4 0 4 Bjork Bjowlob 340 16 3 0 3 Grittybeard 1051 17 2 0 2 Leperflesh 1089 18 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 ------------------------------------------------- seiferguy 18 1 | 18 barnold 17 2 | 17 totally losing my mime 16 3 | 16 Arnold Layne 15 4 | 15 Fenrir 14 5 | 14 Acebuckeye13 13 6 | 13 Okibi 12 7 | 12 Blowjob Overtime 11 8 | 11 WaffleZombie 10 9 | 10 Elephanthead 9 10 | 9 Aggro 8 11 | 8 Hizawk 7 12 | 7 bobjr 6 13 | 6 Kevino07 5 14 | 5 Relentlessboredomm 4 15 | 4 Bjork Bjowlob 3 16 | 3 Grittybeard 2 17 | 2 Leperflesh 1 18 | 1 Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Oct 13, 2022 |
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The MNF update will not be issued before the game today unfortunately - I'm on a work trip and I'm switching accommodation today, so the MNF update and the provisional scores for the week will be published on Tuesday. Squeezing in a last-minute entry for the week: LSG#: DEN - Russell Wilson - Passing yards
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WEEK 2 Note that there are two MNF games this week - the LSG game is the last game of the week, which in this case is MIN @ PHI. Feel free to use as many players from TEN @ BUF as you wish. Special rules for this week No theme or special rules for this week. Schedule TNF LAC @ KC Sunday Early MIA @ BAL NYJ @ CLE WAS @ DET IND @ JAX TB @ NO CAR @ NYG NE @ PIT Sunday Late ATL @ LA SEA @ SF CIN @ DAL HOU @ DEN ARI @ LV SNF CHI @ GB MNF TEN @ BUF MIN @ PHI <--- one and only one player has to come from this game (your LSG number) Standings coming into this week pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 ------------------------------------------------- seiferguy 18 1 | 18 barnold 17 2 | 17 totally losing my mime 16 3 | 16 Arnold Layne 15 4 | 15 Fenrir 14 5 | 14 Acebuckeye13 13 6 | 13 Okibi 12 7 | 12 Blowjob Overtime 11 8 | 11 WaffleZombie 10 9 | 10 Elephanthead 9 10 | 9 Aggro 8 11 | 8 Hizawk 7 12 | 7 bobjr 6 13 | 6 Kevino07 5 14 | 5 Relentlessboredomm 4 15 | 4 Bjork Bjowlob 3 16 | 3 Grittybeard 2 17 | 2 Leperflesh 1 18 | 1 pre:Dalvin Cook - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard | 274 seiferguy | 295 barnold | 464 Aggro | 504 Apples McGrind | 568 Irv Smith JR. - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 377 Jalen Hurts - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Acebuckeye13 | 247 WaffleZombie | 703 Justin Jefferson - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Okibi | 272 totally losing my mime | 281 Hizawk | 297 Kevino07 | 339 Relentlessboredomm | 422 Kirk Cousins - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime | 131 bobjr | 476 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 776 1 15 0 15 totally losing my mime 767 2 14 0 14 Hizawk 751 3 13 0 13 bobjr 745 4 12 0 12 Grittybeard 743 5 11 0 11 seiferguy 722 6 10 0 10 Kevino07 709 7 9 0 9 Arnold Layne 659 8 8 0 8 WaffleZombie 630 9 7 0 7 Relentlessboredomm 626 10 6 0 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- barnold 553 11 5 0 5 Aggro 513 12 4 0 4 Apples McGrind 449 13 3 0 3 Acebuckeye13 1086 14 2 0 2 Blowjob Overtime 1090 15 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 --------------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime 30 1 | 16 14 seiferguy 28 2 | 18 10 Okibi 27 3 | 12 15 Arnold Layne 23 4 | 15 8 barnold 22 5 | 17 5 Hizawk 20 6 | 7 13 bobjr 18 7 | 6 12 WaffleZombie 17 8 | 10 7 Acebuckeye13 15 9 | 13 2 Fenrir 14 10 | 14 - Kevino07 14 10 | 5 9 Grittybeard 13 12 | 2 11 Aggro 12 13 | 8 4 Blowjob Overtime 12 13 | 11 1 Relentlessboredomm 10 15 | 4 6 Elephanthead 9 16 | 9 - Apples McGrind 3 17 | - 3 Bjork Bjowlob 3 17 | 3 - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Oct 13, 2022 |
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WEEK 3 The stat source I'm using is still missing stat IDs for 2022 rookies so I'm working on patching that up before I can generate results for weeks 1 and 2. Results will be up as soon as they're ready. Special rules for this week No theme or special rules for this week. Schedule TNF PIT @ CLE Sunday Early NO @ CAR HOU @ CHI KC @ IND BUF @ MIA DET @ MIN BAL @ NE CIN @ NYJ LV @ TEN PHI @ WAS Sunday Late JAX @ AC LA @ ARI ATL @ SEA GB @ TB SNF SF @ DEN MNF DAL @ NYG (<-- your LSG number has to come from this NFCE clownshow) Standings coming into this week pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 --------------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime 30 1 | 16 14 seiferguy 28 2 | 18 10 Okibi 27 3 | 12 15 Arnold Layne 23 4 | 15 8 barnold 22 5 | 17 5 Hizawk 20 6 | 7 13 bobjr 18 7 | 6 12 WaffleZombie 17 8 | 10 7 Acebuckeye13 15 9 | 13 2 Fenrir 14 10 | 14 - Kevino07 14 10 | 5 9 Grittybeard 13 12 | 2 11 Aggro 12 13 | 8 4 Blowjob Overtime 12 13 | 11 1 Relentlessboredomm 10 15 | 4 6 Elephanthead 9 16 | 9 - Apples McGrind 3 17 | - 3 Bjork Bjowlob 3 17 | 3 - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - pre:Cooper Rush - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie | 229 Dalton Schultz - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 180 Daniel Jones - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Hizawk | 307 bobjr | 468 Elephanthead | 523 barnold | 532 seiferguy | 605 Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Kevino07 | 72 Okibi | 166 Acebuckeye13 | 237 Saquon Barkley - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime | 91 totally losing my mime | 290 Grittybeard | 317 Aggro | 378 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime 990 1 14 0 14 WaffleZombie 986 2 13 0 13 Okibi 907 3 12 0 12 Hizawk 889 4 11 0 11 Acebuckeye13 836 5 10 0 10 Arnold Layne 820 6 9 0 9 totally losing my mime 791 7 8 0 8 Grittybeard 764 8 7 0 7 bobjr 728 9 6 0 6 Aggro 703 10 5 0 5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elephanthead 673 11 4 0 4 barnold 664 12 3 0 3 seiferguy 591 13 2 0 2 Kevino07 1001 14 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 ----------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 39 1 | 12 15 12 totally losing my mime 38 2 | 16 14 8 Arnold Layne 32 3 | 15 8 9 Hizawk 31 4 | 7 13 11 seiferguy 30 5 | 18 10 2 WaffleZombie 30 5 | 10 7 13 Blowjob Overtime 26 7 | 11 1 14 Acebuckeye13 25 8 | 13 2 10 barnold 25 8 | 17 5 3 bobjr 24 10 | 6 12 6 Grittybeard 20 11 | 2 11 7 Aggro 17 12 | 8 4 5 Kevino07 15 13 | 5 9 1 Fenrir 14 14 | 14 - - Elephanthead 13 15 | 9 - 4 Relentlessboredomm 10 16 | 4 6 - Apples McGrind 3 17 | - 3 - Bjork Bjowlob 3 17 | 3 - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Oct 13, 2022 |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 15:19 |
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Prelim Week 1 results are below (also in the Week 1 post here): I'll catch up on the prelim scoring for weeks 2 - 4 before going back over the scores and making sure they're consistent. If you spot an issue with your score let me know and I can look into it. One of these years the scoring will go smoothly. It took some time and effort to wrangle the new players. pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- seiferguy 970 1 18 0 18 barnold 951 2 17 0 17 totally losing my mime 933 3 16 0 16 Arnold Layne 890 4 15 0 15 Acebuckeye13 779 5 14 0 14 Okibi 777 6 13 0 13 Blowjob Overtime 770 7 12 0 12 WaffleZombie 695 8 11 0 11 Elephanthead 686 9 10 0 10 Aggro 686 10 9 0 9 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hizawk 613 11 8 0 8 Fenrir 597 12 7 0 7 bobjr 552 13 6 0 6 Kevino07 340 14 5 0 5 Relentlessboredomm 340 15 4 0 4 Bjork Bjowlob 340 16 3 0 3 Grittybeard 1051 17 2 0 2 Leperflesh 1089 18 1 0 1
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2022 17:02 |
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Prelim results for Week 2 (also in the post ):pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 776 1 15 0 15 totally losing my mime 767 2 14 0 14 Hizawk 751 3 13 0 13 bobjr 745 4 12 0 12 Grittybeard 743 5 11 0 11 seiferguy 722 6 10 0 10 Kevino07 709 7 9 0 9 Arnold Layne 659 8 8 0 8 WaffleZombie 630 9 7 0 7 Relentlessboredomm 626 10 6 0 6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- barnold 553 11 5 0 5 Aggro 513 12 4 0 4 Apples McGrind 449 13 3 0 3 Acebuckeye13 1086 14 2 0 2 Blowjob Overtime 1090 15 1 0 1
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2022 17:15 |
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Prelim results for Week 3 (also in the post):pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime 990 1 14 0 14 Okibi 907 2 13 0 13 Hizawk 889 3 12 0 12 Acebuckeye13 836 4 11 0 11 Arnold Layne 820 5 10 0 10 totally losing my mime 791 6 9 0 9 Grittybeard 764 7 8 0 8 bobjr 728 8 7 0 7 Aggro 703 9 6 0 6 Elephanthead 673 10 5 0 5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- barnold 664 11 4 0 4 WaffleZombie 646 12 3 0 3 seiferguy 591 13 2 0 2 Kevino07 1001 14 1 0 1
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2022 17:22 |
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WEEK 4 Week 4 is already over, this post is just to have a place to put the results as I did not get it up before the week started. The Week 5 post will follow. Special rules for this week No theme or special rules for this week. Schedule - NOTE: this is not the Week 5 schedule, refer following post for Week 5 TNF MIA @ CIN Sunday Very Early (London game) MIN @ NO Sunday Early CLE @ ATL BUF @ BAL WAS @ DAL SEA @ DET LAC @ HOU TEN @ IND CHI @ NYG JAX @ PHI NYJ @ PIT Sunday Late ARI @ CAR NE @ GB DEN @ LV SNF KC @ TB MNF LA @ SF (<-- your LSG number has to come from this game) Standings coming into this week pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 ----------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 39 1 | 12 15 12 totally losing my mime 38 2 | 16 14 8 Arnold Layne 32 3 | 15 8 9 Hizawk 31 4 | 7 13 11 seiferguy 30 5 | 18 10 2 WaffleZombie 30 5 | 10 7 13 Blowjob Overtime 26 7 | 11 1 14 Acebuckeye13 25 8 | 13 2 10 barnold 25 8 | 17 5 3 bobjr 24 10 | 6 12 6 Grittybeard 20 11 | 2 11 7 Aggro 17 12 | 8 4 5 Kevino07 15 13 | 5 9 1 Fenrir 14 14 | 14 - - Elephanthead 13 15 | 9 - 4 Relentlessboredomm 10 16 | 4 6 - Apples McGrind 3 17 | - 3 - Bjork Bjowlob 3 17 | 3 - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - pre:Cam Akers - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- seiferguy | 263 Cooper Kupp - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard | 98 Aggro | 250 Okibi | 416 George Kittle - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 534 Jeff Wilson - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime | -271 Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie | 302 Matt Stafford - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Acebuckeye13 | 2 barnold | 274 Kevino07 | 288 Matthew Stafford - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Hizawk | 148 bobjr | 463 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- barnold 980 1 12 0 12 Kevino07 966 2 11 0 11 WaffleZombie 937 3 10 0 10 Aggro 872 4 9 0 9 bobjr 791 5 8 0 8 seiferguy 750 6 7 0 7 Okibi 706 7 6 0 6 Arnold Layne 490 8 5 0 5 Grittybeard 1024 9 4 0 4 Hizawk 1106 10 3 0 3 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Acebuckeye13 1252 11 2 0 2 totally losing my mime 1345 12 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 45 1 | 12 15 12 6 WaffleZombie 40 2 | 10 7 13 10 totally losing my mime 39 3 | 16 14 8 1 Arnold Layne 37 4 | 15 8 9 5 barnold 37 4 | 17 5 3 12 seiferguy 37 4 | 18 10 2 7 Hizawk 34 7 | 7 13 11 3 bobjr 32 8 | 6 12 6 8 Acebuckeye13 27 9 | 13 2 10 2 Aggro 26 10 | 8 4 5 9 Blowjob Overtime 26 10 | 11 1 14 - Kevino07 26 10 | 5 9 1 11 Grittybeard 24 13 | 2 11 7 4 Fenrir 14 14 | 14 - - - Elephanthead 13 15 | 9 - 4 - Relentlessboredomm 10 16 | 4 6 - - Apples McGrind 3 17 | - 3 - - Bjork Bjowlob 3 17 | 3 - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Oct 13, 2022 |
# ¿ Oct 5, 2022 17:27 |
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WEEK 5 Special rules for this week No theme or special rules for this week. Schedule TNF IND @ DEN Sunday Very Early (London game) NYG @ GB Sunday Early PIT @ BUF LAC @ CLE HOU @ JAX CHI @ MIN DET @ NE SEA @ NO MIA @ NYJ ATL @ TB TEN @ WAS Sunday Late SF @ CAR PHI @ ARI DAL @ LA SNF CIN @ BAL MNF LV @ KC (<-- your LSG number has to come from this game) Standings coming into this week pre:[pre] Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 45 1 | 12 15 12 6 WaffleZombie 40 2 | 10 7 13 10 totally losing my mime 39 3 | 16 14 8 1 Arnold Layne 37 4 | 15 8 9 5 barnold 37 4 | 17 5 3 12 seiferguy 37 4 | 18 10 2 7 Hizawk 34 7 | 7 13 11 3 bobjr 32 8 | 6 12 6 8 Acebuckeye13 27 9 | 13 2 10 2 Aggro 26 10 | 8 4 5 9 Blowjob Overtime 26 10 | 11 1 14 - Kevino07 26 10 | 5 9 1 11 Grittybeard 24 13 | 2 11 7 4 Fenrir 14 14 | 14 - - - Elephanthead 13 15 | 9 - 4 - Relentlessboredomm 10 16 | 4 6 - - Apples McGrind 3 17 | - 3 - - Bjork Bjowlob 3 17 | 3 - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - pre:Darren Waller - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 171 seiferguy | 190 Kevino07 | 483 Mack Hollins - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Okibi | 375 Patrick Mahomes - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime | 228 Bjork Bjowlob | 529 bobjr | 573 Blowjob Overtime | 1000 Travis Kelce - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie | 38 Grittybeard | 239 Aggro | 337 Hizawk | 441 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 987 1 12 0 12 Arnold Layne 829 2 11 0 11 seiferguy 810 3 10 0 10 Grittybeard 786 4 9 0 9 Bjork Bjowlob 763 5 8 0 8 bobjr 719 6 7 0 7 Aggro 688 7 6 0 6 Okibi 625 8 5 0 5 Hizawk 584 9 4 0 4 Blowjob Overtime 584 10 3 0 3 Activated Jennings token -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kevino07 517 11 2 0 2 totally losing my mime 1064 12 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 52 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 Okibi 50 2 | 12 15 12 6 5 Arnold Layne 48 3 | 15 8 9 5 11 seiferguy 47 4 | 18 10 2 7 10 totally losing my mime 40 5 | 16 14 8 1 1 bobjr 39 6 | 6 12 6 8 7 Hizawk 38 7 | 7 13 11 3 4 barnold 37 8 | 17 5 3 12 - Grittybeard 33 9 | 2 11 7 4 9 Aggro 32 10 | 8 4 5 9 6 Blowjob Overtime 29 11 | 11 1 14 - 3 Kevino07 28 12 | 5 9 1 11 2 Acebuckeye13 27 13 | 13 2 10 2 - Fenrir 14 14 | 14 - - - - Elephanthead 13 15 | 9 - 4 - - Bjork Bjowlob 11 16 | 3 - - - 8 Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jan 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Oct 5, 2022 17:29 |
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Week 4 prelim results added. Have a look through your scores for each week and if anything looks wrong just let me know. I'll update the prelim results over the next few days as I find problems, and I'll look to finalise weeks 1 - 4 by Sunday. The overall standings are only updated once each week is finalised, so they'll be published at the same time. Here's the prelim standings as of week 4 - note that they are still subject to change: pre:Player Weekly Scores Total Rank 1 2 3 4 Okibi 13 15 13 6 47 1 totally losing my mime 16 14 9 1 40 2 Arnold Layne 15 8 10 5 38 3 barnold 17 5 4 12 38 3 seiferguy 18 10 2 8 38 3 Hizawk 8 13 12 3 36 6 bobjr 6 12 7 9 34 7 Acebuckeye13 14 2 11 2 29 8 Aggro 9 4 6 10 29 8 WaffleZombie 11 7 3 7 28 10 Blowjob Overtime 12 1 14 0 27 11 Kevino07 5 9 1 11 26 12 Grittybeard 2 11 8 4 25 13 Elephanthead 10 0 5 0 15 14 Relentlessboredomm 4 6 0 0 10 15 Fenrir 7 0 0 0 7 16 Apples McGrind 0 3 0 0 3 17 Bjork Bjowlob 3 0 0 0 3 18 Leperflesh 1 0 0 0 1 19 Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Oct 5, 2022 |
# ¿ Oct 5, 2022 17:37 |
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CAR - Baker Mayfield - Rushing yards PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing yards LSG#: KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing yards
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2022 20:05 |
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The prelim MNF report is below. Looks like WaffleZombie is best placed for a top finish this week, although Kelce is certainly capable of accumulating more than 38 yards. Also very clear that Derek Carr gets no respect pre:Darren Waller - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 171 seiferguy | 190 Kevino07 | 483 Mack Hollins - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Okibi | 375 Patrick Mahomes - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime | 228 Bjork Bjowlob | 529 bobjr | 573 Travis Kelce - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie | 38 Grittybeard | 239 Aggro | 337 Hizawk | 441
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2022 15:59 |
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Still time to get in a Monday Night Special entry prior to LV @ KC kicking off! Greg Jennings is more than ready to put the team on his back for anyone hoping to get into the top 10 with a single spectacular player performance, and the token is refunded if you hit top 5 - roll the dice!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2022 16:03 |
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Blowjob Overtime posted:OK, fine. good luck!
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2022 00:22 |
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Just had a peek at the box score for LV @ KC, and it does not look good for anyone relying on Mahomes for a big yardage total, yikes
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2022 02:14 |
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Week 5 results! WaffleZombie got real lucky with Kelce only going for 25 yards leading to the top score of the week, and Mahomes had a surprising second quarter which pulled Blowjob Overtime into the top 10 (in combination with the Jennings multiplier), although not enough for top 5 so no token refund.pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 987 1 12 0 12 Arnold Layne 829 2 11 0 11 seiferguy 810 3 10 0 10 Grittybeard 786 4 9 0 9 Bjork Bjowlob 763 5 8 0 8 bobjr 719 6 7 0 7 Aggro 688 7 6 0 6 Okibi 625 8 5 0 5 Hizawk 584 9 4 0 4 Blowjob Overtime 584 10 3 0 3 Activated Jennings token -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kevino07 517 11 2 0 2 totally losing my mime 1064 12 1 0 1
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2022 19:00 |
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Scores for Week 1 - 4 have been updated to fix some scoring issues. The main beneficiaries are WaffleZombie and Fenrir, with additional correctly-matched players adding to their weekly scores. Apart from some spot checks to ensure there's no double-counting of yards (happened a couple of times last year) the scores for weeks 1 - 5 are final, so the standings will be updated shortly.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2022 19:07 |
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WEEK 6 Special rules for this week No theme or special rules for this week. Schedule On bye this week DET, HOU, LV, TEN TNF WAS @ CHI Sunday Early SF @ ATL NE @ CLE NYJ @ GB JAX @ IND MIN @ MIA CIN @ NO BAL @ NYG TB @ PIT Sunday Late CAR @ LA ARI @ SEA BUF @ KC SNF DAL @ PHI MNF DEN @ LAC (<-- your LSG number has to come from this game) Standings coming into this week pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 52 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 Okibi 50 2 | 12 15 12 6 5 Arnold Layne 48 3 | 15 8 9 5 11 seiferguy 47 4 | 18 10 2 7 10 totally losing my mime 40 5 | 16 14 8 1 1 bobjr 39 6 | 6 12 6 8 7 Hizawk 38 7 | 7 13 11 3 4 barnold 37 8 | 17 5 3 12 - Grittybeard 33 9 | 2 11 7 4 9 Aggro 32 10 | 8 4 5 9 6 Blowjob Overtime 29 11 | 11 1 14 - 3 Kevino07 28 12 | 5 9 1 11 2 Acebuckeye13 27 13 | 13 2 10 2 - Fenrir 14 14 | 14 - - - - Elephanthead 13 15 | 9 - 4 - - Bjork Bjowlob 11 16 | 3 - - - 8 Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - pre:Courtland Sutton - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Okibi | 162 Grittybeard | 187 Aggro | 204 Gerald Everett - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 359 Blowjob Overtime | 479 Jerry Jeudy - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- seiferguy | 319 Justin Herbert - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- bobjr | 417 totally losing my mime | 428 Kevino07 | 442 Bjork Bjowlob | 1000 Melvin Gordon - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie | 447 Russel Wilson - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Hizawk | 726 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 852 1 12 0 12 Grittybeard 827 2 11 0 11 bobjr 821 3 10 0 10 Aggro 810 4 9 0 9 totally losing my mime 810 5 8 0 8 Kevino07 796 6 7 0 7 seiferguy 735 7 6 0 6 Arnold Layne 670 8 5 0 5 WaffleZombie 561 9 4 0 4 Blowjob Overtime 550 10 3 0 3 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bjork Bjowlob 476 11 2 0 2 Activated Jennings token Hizawk 462 12 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 62 1 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 WaffleZombie 56 2 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 Arnold Layne 53 3 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 seiferguy 53 3 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 bobjr 49 5 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 totally losing my mime 48 6 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 Grittybeard 44 7 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 Aggro 41 8 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 Hizawk 39 9 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 barnold 37 10 | 17 5 3 12 - - Kevino07 35 11 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 Blowjob Overtime 32 12 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 Acebuckeye13 27 13 | 13 2 10 2 - - Fenrir 14 14 | 14 - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob 13 15 | 3 - - - 8 2 Elephanthead 13 15 | 9 - 4 - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jan 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Oct 12, 2022 19:17 |
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Leperflesh posted:I have exactly 1 point for the whole season right now and I kinda feel like standing pat there, it's the funniest possible outcome. Especially since it's going bust by a fairly small amount with a joke roster I made no attempt to actually estimate yards for. Angling for that wildcard run through the playoffs, respect
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2022 02:45 |
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Weeks 1 - 5 are now final, so the overall standings have been updated (see below). These standings - plus a number of other interesting stats/leaderboards - can be found in the season summary post, along with links to all the individual weekly summary posts. I want to call specific attention to Kevino07 who suffered a heartbreaking bust of 1001 yards back in Week 3. Our sympathies fellow 1KYOBer pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 52 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 Okibi 50 2 | 12 15 12 6 5 Arnold Layne 48 3 | 15 8 9 5 11 seiferguy 47 4 | 18 10 2 7 10 totally losing my mime 40 5 | 16 14 8 1 1 bobjr 39 6 | 6 12 6 8 7 Hizawk 38 7 | 7 13 11 3 4 barnold 37 8 | 17 5 3 12 - Grittybeard 33 9 | 2 11 7 4 9 Aggro 32 10 | 8 4 5 9 6 Blowjob Overtime 29 11 | 11 1 14 - 3 Kevino07 28 12 | 5 9 1 11 2 Acebuckeye13 27 13 | 13 2 10 2 - Fenrir 14 14 | 14 - - - - Elephanthead 13 15 | 9 - 4 - - Bjork Bjowlob 11 16 | 3 - - - 8 Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - -
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2022 12:51 |
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Last minute entry - gonna go for it with the Jennings and Genius tokens here! LSG#: LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing yards
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2022 00:20 |
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WEEK 7 No theme this week, but next week is MONSTERS OF THE GRIDIRON as it is Halloween! Same rules as last year, I'll link to the thread in a bit. Catching up on the week 6 results a bit later. Working internationally at the moment so there are some delays. Schedule On bye this week LA, BUF, PHI, MIN TNF NO @ ARI Sun Early NYG @ JAX ATL @ CIN IND @ TEN GB @ WAS DET @ DAL TB @ CAR CLE @ BAL Sun Late HOU @ LV NYJ @ DEN SEA @ LAC KC @ SF SNF PIT @ MIA MNF CHI @ NE Standings coming into this week pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okibi 62 1 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 WaffleZombie 56 2 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 Arnold Layne 53 3 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 seiferguy 53 3 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 bobjr 49 5 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 totally losing my mime 48 6 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 Grittybeard 44 7 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 Aggro 41 8 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 Hizawk 39 9 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 barnold 37 10 | 17 5 3 12 - - Kevino07 35 11 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 Blowjob Overtime 32 12 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 Acebuckeye13 27 13 | 13 2 10 2 - - Fenrir 14 14 | 14 - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob 13 15 | 3 - - - 8 2 Elephanthead 13 15 | 9 - 4 - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - pre:Jakobi Meyers - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Okibi | -22 Blowjob Overtime | 43 Grittybeard | 237 Jonnu Smith - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | -64 bobjr | 27 Justin Fields - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie | 216 Hizawk | 427 seiferguy | 482 Acebuckeye13 | 669 Justin Fields - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Kevino07 | -82 Khalil Herbert - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Aggro | -15 Mac Jones - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime | 532 Bjork Bjowlob | 1000 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime 991 1 13 0 13 bobjr 977 2 12 0 12 WaffleZombie 963 3 11 0 11 Grittybeard 797 4 10 0 10 Hizawk 752 5 9 0 9 seiferguy 697 6 8 0 8 Acebuckeye13 510 7 7 0 7 totally losing my mime 481 8 6 0 6 Bjork Bjowlob 26 9 5 0 5 Activated Jennings token Okibi 1056 10 4 0 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne 1068 11 3 0 3 Aggro 1077 12 2 0 2 Kevino07 1164 13 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 RegWk7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 67 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 11 Okibi 66 2 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 4 bobjr 61 3 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 12 seiferguy 61 3 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 8 Arnold Layne 56 5 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 3 Grittybeard 54 6 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 10 totally losing my mime 54 6 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 6 Hizawk 48 8 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 9 Blowjob Overtime 45 9 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 13 Aggro 43 10 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 2 barnold 37 11 | 17 5 3 12 - - - Kevino07 36 12 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 1 Acebuckeye13 34 13 | 13 2 10 2 - - 7 Bjork Bjowlob 18 14 | 3 - - - 8 2 5 Fenrir 14 15 | 14 - - - - - - Elephanthead 13 16 | 9 - 4 - - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Jan 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Oct 23, 2022 17:40 |
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Oof, gonna be a rough week of busts I think - some poor souls are already over the limit and others are flirting with disaster. Looks like Joe Burrow and Pat Mahomes straight busted people with >400 yards eachpre:Jakobi Meyers - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Okibi | -22 Blowjob Overtime | 43 Grittybeard | 237 Jonnu Smith - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | -64 bobjr | 27 Justin Fields - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie | 216 Hizawk | 427 seiferguy | 482 Acebuckeye13 | 669 Justin Fields - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Kevino07 | -82 Khalil Herbert - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Aggro | -15 Mac Jones - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime | 532 Bjork Bjowlob | 1000 Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Oct 24, 2022 |
# ¿ Oct 24, 2022 16:00 |
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Week 6 has been updated with scores for the week. If anything looks out of place let me know, otherwise I'll close Week 6 after MNF. Pretty low scoring week all round, with the best score of 852 yards held by Okibi and Grittybeard/bobjr filling out the remainder of the top three spots.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2022 16:21 |
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Another MNF special - the Jennings/Genius combo worked well enough last week, so let's roll the dice again! LSG#: NE - Mac Jones - Passing yards
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2022 16:24 |
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WEEK 8 It's Halloween, and that means it's time for.... Special rules for this week As mentioned during Week 7, since this week is Halloween the MONSTERS OF THE GRIDIRON theme is in effect and so there's an opportunity for bonus points! See further down the post for a rundown on how this theme works. As usual for theme weeks, it is perfectly acceptable to enter a regular entry instead of a theme entry if you prefer. Have fun with the theme! Schedule On bye this week: KC LAC TNF BAL @ TB Sunday Super Early (London) DEN @ JAX Sunday Early CAR @ ATL CHI @ DAL MIA @ DET ARI @ MIN LV @ NO NE @ NYJ PIT @ PHI Sunday Late TEN @ HOU WAS @ IND SF @ LA NYG @ SEA SNF GB @ BUF MNF <--- one and only one player has to come from this game (your LSG number) CIN @ CLE Standings coming into this week pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 RegWk7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 67 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 11 Okibi 66 2 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 4 bobjr 61 3 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 12 seiferguy 61 3 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 8 Arnold Layne 56 5 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 3 Grittybeard 54 6 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 10 totally losing my mime 54 6 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 6 Hizawk 48 8 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 9 Blowjob Overtime 45 9 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 13 Aggro 43 10 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 2 barnold 37 11 | 17 5 3 12 - - - Kevino07 36 12 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 1 Acebuckeye13 34 13 | 13 2 10 2 - - 7 Bjork Bjowlob 18 14 | 3 - - - 8 2 5 Fenrir 14 15 | 14 - - - - - - Elephanthead 13 16 | 9 - 4 - - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - - pre:David Njoku - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 425 Joe Burrow - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard | 407 Blowjob Overtime | 452 totally losing my mime | 547 seiferguy | 579 bobjr | 701 Bjork Bjowlob | 1000 Tee Higgins - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Okibi | 579 The Victims - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Kevino07 | 487 WaffleZombie | 625 Acebuckeye13 | 665 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard 825 1 11 0 11 Blowjob Overtime 780 2 10 0 10 totally losing my mime 685 3 9 0 9 WaffleZombie 653 4 8 25 33 The Monsters are coming! Result: ate one QB! (510 > 375 >= 232) seiferguy 653 5 7 0 7 Acebuckeye13 613 6 6 25 31 The Monsters are coming! Result: ate one QB! (510 > 335 >= 232) Arnold Layne 575 7 5 0 5 bobjr 531 8 4 0 4 Kevino07 513 9 3 50 53 The Monsters are coming! Result: ate both QBs! (513 >= 510) Okibi 470 10 2 0 2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bjork Bjowlob 232 11 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 RegWk7 RegWk8 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 100 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 11 33 Kevino07 89 2 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 1 53 Okibi 68 3 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 4 2 seiferguy 68 3 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 8 7 Acebuckeye13 65 5 | 13 2 10 2 - - 7 31 bobjr 65 5 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 12 4 Grittybeard 65 5 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 10 11 totally losing my mime 63 8 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 6 9 Arnold Layne 61 9 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 3 5 Blowjob Overtime 55 10 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 13 10 Hizawk 48 11 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 9 - Aggro 43 12 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 2 - barnold 37 13 | 17 5 3 12 - - - - Bjork Bjowlob 19 14 | 3 - - - 8 2 5 1 Fenrir 14 15 | 14 - - - - - - - Elephanthead 13 16 | 9 - 4 - - - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - - - The basics are:
When you enter a MONSTERS entry for the week, the two MNF QBs (the Victims) try to evade your Monsters as they skitter, skulk, scramble, slink and slither after them! If your total Monster yardage is greater than the lower-scoring MNF QB (wrt passing yards), he is eaten and you will get 15 bonus points if you use type 2 entries (25 points for type 1)! If your total Monster yardage is higher than both QBs combined, then they are both eaten and you get 30 bonus points if you use type 2 entries (50 points for type 1 - note it does not stack with the first bonus). If either QB escapes, their passing yardage is added to your Monster yardage. Regardless of how many QBs get eaten by your Monsters, if you bust for the week you get zero bonus points! Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jan 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 03:17 |
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Late entry to get on the board LSG#: CIN - Joe Burrow - Passing yards
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2022 08:15 |
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WEEK 9 No theme this week. Scores for previous weeks will be updated during/after TNF. Schedule On bye this week CLE, DAL, DEN, NYG, PIT, SF TNF PHI @ HOU Sun Early MIN @ WAS BUF @ NYJ GB @ DET LV @ JAX MIA @ CHI IND @ NE LAC @ ATL CAR @ CIN Sun Late SEA @ ARI LA @ TB SNF TEN @ KC MNF BAL @ NO Standings coming into this week pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 RegWk7 RegWk8 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 100 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 11 33 Kevino07 89 2 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 1 53 Okibi 68 3 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 4 2 seiferguy 68 3 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 8 7 Acebuckeye13 65 5 | 13 2 10 2 - - 7 31 bobjr 65 5 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 12 4 Grittybeard 65 5 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 10 11 totally losing my mime 63 8 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 6 9 Arnold Layne 61 9 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 3 5 Blowjob Overtime 55 10 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 13 10 Hizawk 48 11 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 9 - Aggro 43 12 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 2 - barnold 37 13 | 17 5 3 12 - - - - Bjork Bjowlob 19 14 | 3 - - - 8 2 5 1 Fenrir 14 15 | 14 - - - - - - - Elephanthead 13 16 | 9 - 4 - - - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - - - pre:Andy Dalton - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Hizawk | 609 Chris Olave - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime | 250 Lamar Jackson - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime | 428 WaffleZombie | 765 seiferguy | 1000 Lamar Jackson - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard | -1 Bjork Bjowlob | 134 Kevino07 | 315 Mark Andrews - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 291 Taysom Hill - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Okibi | 244 bobjr | 521 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bjork Bjowlob 948 1 11 0 11 Blowjob Overtime 821 2 10 0 10 Kevino07 767 3 9 0 9 Okibi 762 4 8 0 8 Arnold Layne 709 5 7 0 7 totally losing my mime 705 6 6 0 6 Hizawk 601 7 5 0 5 bobjr 485 8 4 0 4 WaffleZombie 368 9 3 0 3 seiferguy 133 10 2 0 2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard 1083 11 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 RegWk7 RegWk8 RegWk9 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 103 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 11 33 3 Kevino07 98 2 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 1 53 9 Okibi 76 3 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 4 2 8 seiferguy 70 4 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 8 7 2 bobjr 69 5 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 12 4 4 totally losing my mime 69 5 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 6 9 6 Arnold Layne 68 7 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 3 5 7 Grittybeard 66 8 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 10 11 1 Acebuckeye13 65 9 | 13 2 10 2 - - 7 31 - Blowjob Overtime 65 9 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 13 10 10 Hizawk 53 11 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 9 - 5 Aggro 43 12 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 2 - - barnold 37 13 | 17 5 3 12 - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob 30 14 | 3 - - - 8 2 5 1 11 Fenrir 14 15 | 14 - - - - - - - - Elephanthead 13 16 | 9 - 4 - - - - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jan 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 00:40 |
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ARI - Kyler Murray - Rushing yards TB - Tom Brady - Passing yards TEN - Malik Willis - Passing yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing yards LSG#: BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing yards
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 21:32 |
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WEEK 10 No theme this week. Scores for previous weeks will be updated during/after TNF. Schedule On bye this week BAL, CIN, NE, NYJ TNF ATL @ CAR Sun Super Early (Germany game) SEA @ TB Sun Early MIN @ BUF DET @ CHI JAX @ KC CLE @ MIA HOU @ NYG NO @ PIT DEN @ TEN Sun Late IND @ LV DAL @ GB ARI @ LA SNF LAC @ SF MNF WAS @ PHI Standings coming into this week pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 RegWk7 RegWk8 RegWk9 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 103 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 11 33 3 Kevino07 98 2 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 1 53 9 Okibi 76 3 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 4 2 8 seiferguy 70 4 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 8 7 2 bobjr 69 5 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 12 4 4 totally losing my mime 69 5 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 6 9 6 Arnold Layne 68 7 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 3 5 7 Grittybeard 66 8 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 10 11 1 Acebuckeye13 65 9 | 13 2 10 2 - - 7 31 - Blowjob Overtime 65 9 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 13 10 10 Hizawk 53 11 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 9 - 5 Aggro 43 12 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 2 - - barnold 37 13 | 17 5 3 12 - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob 30 14 | 3 - - - 8 2 5 1 11 Fenrir 14 15 | 14 - - - - - - - - Elephanthead 13 16 | 9 - 4 - - - - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - - - - pre:A.J. Brown - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Kevino07 | -23 Okibi | 252 seiferguy | 291 bobjr | 298 Aj Brown - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Hizawk | 119 Dallas Goedert - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 297 Jalen Hurts - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime | 424 totally losing my mime | 495 WaffleZombie | 513 Jalen Hurts - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard | 30 pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard 998 1 10 0 10 Hizawk 881 2 9 0 9 Okibi 755 3 8 0 8 Blowjob Overtime 751 4 7 0 7 Arnold Layne 726 5 6 0 6 seiferguy 716 6 5 0 5 bobjr 709 7 4 0 4 totally losing my mime 680 8 3 0 3 WaffleZombie 662 9 2 0 2 Kevino07 1030 10 1 0 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- pre:Player Overall Rank | RegWk1 RegWk2 RegWk3 RegWk4 RegWk5 RegWk6 RegWk7 RegWk8 RegWk9 RegWk10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WaffleZombie 105 1 | 10 7 13 10 12 4 11 33 3 2 Kevino07 99 2 | 5 9 1 11 2 7 1 53 9 1 Okibi 84 3 | 12 15 12 6 5 12 4 2 8 8 Grittybeard 76 4 | 2 11 7 4 9 11 10 11 1 10 seiferguy 75 5 | 18 10 2 7 10 6 8 7 2 5 Arnold Layne 74 6 | 15 8 9 5 11 5 3 5 7 6 bobjr 73 7 | 6 12 6 8 7 10 12 4 4 4 Blowjob Overtime 72 8 | 11 1 14 - 3 3 13 10 10 7 totally losing my mime 72 8 | 16 14 8 1 1 8 6 9 6 3 Acebuckeye13 65 10 | 13 2 10 2 - - 7 31 - - Hizawk 62 11 | 7 13 11 3 4 1 9 - 5 9 Aggro 43 12 | 8 4 5 9 6 9 2 - - - barnold 37 13 | 17 5 3 12 - - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob 30 14 | 3 - - - 8 2 5 1 11 - Fenrir 14 15 | 14 - - - - - - - - - Elephanthead 13 16 | 9 - 4 - - - - - - - Relentlessboredomm 10 17 | 4 6 - - - - - - - - Apples McGrind 3 18 | - 3 - - - - - - - - Leperflesh 1 19 | 1 - - - - - - - - - Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jan 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 01:48 |
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Quick update for this week - it's Thanksgiving so the turkey theme is back again. I'll update this post with more detail a bit later but the essence is: pick five players that are playing on Thanksgiving (ie today) that you think will score more than zero but less than or equal to 25 yards, for the yardage type you specify. For each player that falls within this range (a turkey), you get 5 bonus points. Hit all five, get a bonus 25 points for a cool 50 points total. Make sure you mark your turkeys with a T: to differentiate them. Turkey player yardage is included in your yardage total for the week. You are free to use other players that play on Thanksgiving as regular players, just don't mark them with a T:. Otherwise, the week is a regular week so all tokens are available, no special rules. Regarding the game itself and lack of updates, the short summary is: depression is a hell of a thing, but I've switched up medication and it seems to be improving. Looking to get back on track going forward.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 18:10 |
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Due to the late notice, I'll accept entries using players in the first game today up until the end of the first half.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 18:40 |
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WaffleZombie posted:
Thanks, appreciate the thoughts - I enjoy running the game as well, as long as the NFL doesn't mess with stat/player info
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 21:08 |
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T: NYG - Matt Breida - Rushing yards T: DAL - Malik Davis - Rushing yards T: DAL - Jalen Tolbert - Receiving yards T: DAL - Peyton Hendershot - Receiving yards T: NE - Mac Jones - Rushing yards SEA - Geno Smith - Passing yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing yards LSG#: PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing yards
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 21:46 |
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WEEK 8 I'll be posting a few of these weekly summaries in a row as I catch up on the scoring. Edit: the summary post for Week 8 was already made - you can find it here. Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jan 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 20:21 |
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WEEK 9 The summary for this week was already posted, you can find it here. Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Jan 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 20:22 |
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# ¿ May 29, 2024 08:04 |
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WEEK 10 The summary for this week was already posted, you can find it here. Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Jan 14, 2023 |
# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 20:22 |