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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

My Kupp runneth over

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Kelce, please salvage my week tia :pray: (hey google, copy and paste this message every week for the next 16 weeks)

Butker rolled his left foot on a kickoff :ohdear:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Butker just 1-step jumping 1-foot drilled a 54-yard FG :stare:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Pacheco (garbage time) TD :v:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Mike Williams will score me a billion points.

:siren: :woop: has exceeded 2 receptions :woop: :siren:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

and a Pass Interference was just declined, giving Mike Williams the points for the reception, hurray

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Herbert down, helmet to the ribs

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Jets actually succeeded in an onsite kick and a go-ahead TD lmao

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Diggs :stare:

what a nutty week for WR scores :psyduck:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

some of these camera angles really suck

and sometimes the player position tracking graphics make you look at the wrong thing

Amazon just a bit too tryhard with the bells and whistles imo

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

I had an "I'm mad I sat Diontae in favor of Browns DST" post all primed and ready to go, but then lol

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

pmchem posted:

now i just want to know about the league type that flexes WR and DST??

conceptually not literally

(streaming DST choice, and choosing between two equal FLEXs, and these choices overlapped this week)

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Week 3 of praying for Kelce to carry my team

looking good so far :feelsgood:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Teddy Bridgewater is not as good at QB

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

I'm watching a Gay vs 49ers DST sweat in my league and it just swapped from 99%-1% to 1%-99% lmaaaooo

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Saquon's shoulder is potentially lightly busted

Daniel Jones's throwing hand is bleeding all over the place and he's still in :stare:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

oh goodie, seems to be the week Justin Jefferson pushes my poo poo in :thumbsup:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Kupp do your thing, save my week, tia

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Burrow stop throwing it into the hands of linebackers, just checkdown it more to the wide open Mixon, tia

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Kelce lmao :woop:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

there's also a hilarious Carlson vs Davante Adams sweat in my league that has flip flopped like 3 times tonight :rubby:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

David Montgomery is meeting 8, sometimes 9 men in the box.

Justin Fields just threw the ball, unforced, into the helmet of a WAS defender, popping the ball high into the air for an INT.

This is gonna be a long night.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Watching Justin Fields play is actively awful, almost literally just watching someone trying to injure themselves. Misses open receivers, makes decisions too slowly, throws the ball too late and gets hit too much.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

The Jets run defense should not be this good. What the gently caress

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Gerald Everett <5 points PPR watch: 0 targets, but wide open at least twice. Chargers offense overall is a bit rough to start, and Denver is using good time of possession.

Just kill me already.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

AnacondaHL posted:

Gerald Everett <5 points PPR watch: 0 targets, but wide open at least twice. Chargers offense overall is a bit rough to start, and Denver is using good time of possession.

Just kill me already.

Gerald Everett <5 points PPR watch: 3 receptions for 16 yards back to back to back in the 2nd Q, for 4.6 points.

Please, the misery, put me out

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

That pass was intended for Everett too :laffo: holy gently caress satan why are you toying with me

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

another matchup in my league is within 0.06 points because Jeudy was a yard short lmao

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

I rest in peace.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

OK Eno Benjamin, don't let me down this time!

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

:laffo:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

yay Eno :yayclod:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

anyone playing/against Mecole Hardman? :laffo:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Kenneth Walker Three :woop:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Mark Andrews is playing, but uh, he does not look fully healthy. Limping off the field after all three of his receptions so far...

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Opponent actually running out the triple stack Hurts/AJB/Miles Sanders stack against me, can't :rolleyes: hard enough at how this will probably pay off

yes I understand everyone is on BYE this week and their team sucks enough to have to do this, but still

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Joe Mixon booming :kiddo:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

AnacondaHL posted:

Joe Mixon booming :kiddo:

correction, ultrabooming :stare:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

:psyboom: Mixon

random note: that trade I setup of Mixon+DJ Moore for Diggs was vetoed, so can't be happier rn at this giant middle finger example of why you don't veto trades without a good reason lmao

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Chernabog posted:

This is giving me flashbacks to Kamara's 5 TD game a couple years ago. Luckyly I'm not going against him this week.

are you reminded more of it now? lmao

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