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hello, or bonjour as they say in europe. this thrad is for discussing european things such as pickled fish, wooden clogs, baguettes, and balalaikas

# ? Sep 10, 2022 15:35

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# ? May 8, 2024 17:00

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did you know that europeans think it is perfectly normal to eat cheese w/ live worms in them? culture is crazy

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# ? Sep 10, 2022 15:36

google THIS

Europeans will often walk in on you in the bathroom and exclaim "Hey! You're-a peein'!" and that's how they got their name

# ? Sep 10, 2022 15:59

biosterous

in europe you can just get on a train and go to another country for a day trip because you like their beer better or w/e and it's not even a thing

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# ? Sep 10, 2022 17:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Europeans will often walk in on you in the bathroom and exclaim "Hey! You're-a peein'!" and that's how they got their name

gets me every time

# ? Sep 10, 2022 18:27

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europeans have no shame, and they're all nudists

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# ? Sep 10, 2022 19:19

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the average european swallow three croissants a night

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# ? Sep 10, 2022 19:20

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google THIS posted:

Europeans will often walk in on you in the bathroom and exclaim "Hey! You're-a peein'!" and that's how they got their name

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# ? Sep 10, 2022 19:21

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

habla espanola por favour

# ? Sep 10, 2022 20:50

Scuba Trooper

the toilets flush backwards in europe, home of the kangaroo

# ? Sep 10, 2022 23:35

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# ? Sep 11, 2022 00:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Nosfereefer posted:

the little porcelain shelf must be a great place for poo to pile up on

# ? Sep 11, 2022 00:16

Enfys: The ocean is calling and I must go

it's so you can examine all the worms you've eaten in cheese

# ? Sep 11, 2022 00:39

google THIS

Areola Grande posted:

the little porcelain shelf must be a great place for poo to pile up on

It's there so you can frown at your poo, Europeanly

# ? Sep 11, 2022 00:44

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

it's for you to exclaim "this is some top-shelf poo poo."

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:56

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I'm very European. Got my posting beret on right now.

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:58

google THIS

Pushing my comically tiny car along with a pole as bulls stampede around it whilst drinking a refreshing ambient temperature beverage, just another typical day in the old 'Rope

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Pushing my comically tiny car along with a pole as bulls stampede around it whilst drinking a refreshing ambient temperature beverage, just another typical day in the old 'Rope

it's pronounced yurp :colbert:

# ? Sep 11, 2022 18:49

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

europeans wear goofy clothes especially pants that go well below the knee but not the ankle

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# ? Sep 11, 2022 19:05

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

they only wear very dark colors

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 19:05

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powdered wigs are big in the 'yorp

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# ? Sep 11, 2022 19:43

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

as an ex-'yorper, i miss my powdered wig

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# ? Sep 11, 2022 20:45

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

america: rootin tootin and shootin
yorp: peein poopin and powderin

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# ? Sep 11, 2022 23:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

oh la la

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 00:01

Manifisto

europe: wine with lunch is socially acceptable, but so is jerry lewis. truly a land of contrasts.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 02:43

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

europe: wine with lunch is socially acceptable, but so is jerry lewis. truly a land of contrasts.

The ol' lunch 'n Lewis

# ? Sep 12, 2022 03:45

Finger Prince

I eat tapath and drink riokhhhha, jajajajajaja!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 11:47

Finger Prince

That's how spanish flavoured Europeans laugh btw. Jajajajaja. Not sure about other flavours.

# ? Sep 12, 2022 11:49

Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

That's how spanish flavoured Europeans laugh btw. Jajajajaja. Not sure about other flavours.

Honhonhon!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 13:02

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 13:06

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yorps like to derisively laugh at your piggish, uncultured ways. this applies even if you yourself is european

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 13:08

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in europe, wine is "passable, but is not wine"

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 13:10

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europeans' favorite activity is complaining about bread

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 13:10

google THIS

Europeans are obsessed with seeing how old and ruined food and drink can get while still being marginally safe to consume, then passing it off as a delicacy

This has resulted in some wins, such as champagne and cheese without worms, but overall it has been a mixed bag

# ? Sep 12, 2022 13:53

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

aww yiss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 14:10

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Dr. Honked posted:

aww yiss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 14:20

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there's a tradition in europe where you throw diplomatic delegates out of your window

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 14:21

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barbaric american: "what the heck, did you just chuck that bro out your window?"
sophisticated european: "the term is defenestrated, you uncultured swine"

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 14:23

Escape From Noise

Non! Non! NON! Ze bidet is next to ze toilet, not built into it!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 19:40

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# ? May 8, 2024 17:00

google THIS

Royal Hygienist: Sacre bleu, your majesty! Ze servant who pees on your butthole to wash ze poop off has taken ill!

King: Oh no, zis is horrible! If only zere was somezing else zat could clean my royal hiney while creating ze same sensation!

Christophe des Rosiers, inventor of the bidet: !!!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 20:21

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