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Spacemonkey57 posted:They haven’t even won a conference title since 1998. Jerks robbed us of a cool K-State team in the natty.
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wandler20 posted:I'm ready to see these tonight: oh dang those are clean
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regulargonzalez posted:Counterpoint: they have not won a natty since before television was invented That’s the best part. They have basically all of the advantages a school can have and are absolutely desperate for success and every year they faceplant hilariously. Like, they’re over here throwing a hundred million at Jimbo to lose to App State while Ed O stumbles dick first into a natty at the school down the road.
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D.N. Nation posted:Jerks robbed us of a cool K-State team in the natty. This was such a drama filled day too, they might have made it anyway but to be sure they needed Cade McNown and UCLA to lose, who were playing Miami on December 5th for some ungodly reason. Miami came up with the upset and as I remember watching it on TV it got announced in the stadium and everyone was going crazy...K State was up 27-12 in the fourth quarter. ... And then fate happened.
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I don't know if this is a repost but regardless it is worth viewing these Cameo pranks on Brian Ferentz. https://twitter.com/ILoveIowaBball/status/1569507773771304966 https://twitter.com/XAVlERNWANKPA/status/1569487409661857794
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NCAA CFB Fantasy Football Week 2 recap The week 2 game of the week was The Paterno People (Komet) vs TreVeyon my wayward son (Piper). Piper had relatively even performances across the entire team, with standout scores from MSU RB Jalen Berger (52 pts) and ECU RB Keaton Mitchel (57 pts) for a total of 290 points. That wasn't enough to overcome Komet's 292.5 points. Komet's team had breakout performances from UTSA QB Frank Harris (72 pts), PSU RB Nick Singleton (63 pts) and AF RB Brad Roberts (59 pts). 2.5 points! Yikes. And they used different types of scoring to get there. Only 3 unbeatens remain in just the 2nd week: Cristo Balls and ACL tears (Dilber), TAXES (of course), and Two Safeties One Field Goal (DC Murderverse) Standings pre:Rk Team W-L-T GB FPts 1 Cristo Balls and ACL tears 4-0-0 0 1111.5 2 TAXES 4-0-0 0 1096 3 Two Safeties One Field Goal 4-0-0 0 1035.5 4 The Mailman Always Delivers 3-1-0 1 947 5 Mike Sherman's Alouettes 3-1-0 1 896 6 Shough it off 2-2-0 2 993 7 Fat Shirtless State Guys 2-2-0 2 899.5 8 The Paterno People 2-2-0 2 864 9 Beamer's Steamers 2-2-0 2 809 10 University of Phoenix 1-3-0 3 883.5 11 TreVeyon my wayward son 1-3-0 3 1062 12 EMOTIONAL BLITZING 1-3-0 3 886 13 Florida #1 Spreader Offense in the NCAA 1-3-0 3 576 14 Rich Rod's Rage Face 0-4-0 4 699.5 15 Phyllis From Mulga 0-4-0 4 677.5 Week 3 features no teams with winning records playing each other which is pretty wild to me. This is a big week for The Paterno People, who are currently 2-2 and face the 2-2 Fat Shirtless State Guys and 3-1 The Mailman Always Delivers. TreVeyon my wayward son looks to break his streak of bad luck, but also faces the top scoring team in the league in Cristo Balls and ACL Tears. Elsewhere across the league, folks are just trying to separate or differentiate themselves from the pack.
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wandler20 posted:I'm ready to see these tonight: If I weren’t contractually obligated to never say anything nice about FSU, I’d say those might be the cleanest all-whites I’ve seen outside of Austin.
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LLCoolJD posted:I don't know if this is a repost but regardless it is worth viewing these Cameo pranks on Brian Ferentz. It's worth the repost because they're hilarious.
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This honestly surprised me, but I guess Bo Pelini helped frontload Nebraska's stats:
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Spacemonkey57 posted:They haven’t even won a conference title since 1998. Aggie also has a fake army and worships a false idol
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Does Aggie have the largest sense of entitlement with the fewest accomplishments in CFB? It not them, who is it?
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LLCoolJD posted:This honestly surprised me, but I guess Bo Pelini helped frontload Nebraska's stats: I don't think "we've been about as good as Texas the last 12 years" is as good a pitch as the person who made that graphic thinks it is.
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LeeMajors posted:Does Aggie have the largest sense of entitlement with the fewest accomplishments in CFB? It not them, who is it? I was going to say as in many other things Texas is their rival here, and 2005 was doing some really heavy lifting for that program. But the Mack Brown era other than 2005 was much better than I remembered off the top of my head. Also Texas somehow went to the Rose Bowl in back to back years, which probably annoys some Big 10 fan somewhere.
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Grittybeard posted:I was going to say as in many other things Texas is their rival here, and 2005 was doing some really heavy lifting for that program. But the Mack Brown era other than 2005 was much better than I remembered off the top of my head. In the last 20 years (current) Big 12 teams have won the Rose Bowl as many times as Big 10 teams have
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Does A&M still claim Big 12 conference titles for 97 and 2010?
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Grittybeard posted:I was going to say as in many other things Texas is their rival here, and 2005 was doing some really heavy lifting for that program. But the Mack Brown era other than 2005 was much better than I remembered off the top of my head. That Rose Bowl the year before the title one ruled too. It gets overshadowed by the next year of course, but Dusty Mangum hitting the last-second FG to beat Michigan was an awesome finish to a great game.
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PostNouveau posted:I don't think "we've been about as good as Texas the last 12 years" is as good a pitch as the person who made that graphic thinks it is. Are you sure the point wasn’t just to laugh at how bad Texas is?
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LeeMajors posted:Does Aggie have the largest sense of entitlement with the fewest accomplishments in CFB? It not them, who is it? I can’t think of another team. Honestly I paid zero thought to them before they came to the SEC and I’m still confused why they come across as so entitled. I even say this as a Tennessee fan. Even if I ignore the great history at Tennessee before I was born, at least they have won a BCSNC and several SEC championships in my lifetime. Still we do have our share of entitled pricks, but that is given when you won something before (see Bama before Saban). What am I missing about the Aggies?
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LLCoolJD posted:This honestly surprised me, but I guess Bo Pelini helped frontload Nebraska's stats: What I'm getting from this is that Nebraska is BACK!
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nate fisher posted:I can’t think of another team. Honestly I paid zero thought to them before they came to the SEC and I’m still confused why they come across as so entitled. I even say this as a Tennessee fan. Even if I ignore the great history at Tennessee before I was born, at least they have won a BCSNC and several SEC championships in my lifetime. Still we do have our share of entitled pricks, but that is given when you won something before (see Bama before Saban). What am I missing about the Aggies? It’s a cult. They believe their lord Dog (not a typo) will reward them for their faith (believing that Texas is the greatest place on earth and College Station is the greatest place in Texas) and works (squeezing their balls, cumming in jars, abysmal comedy routines, sword fighting cheerleaders).
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nate fisher posted:I can’t think of another team. I had a thought about Michigan but they won a fuckton of games even if they have 0.5 titles in the last 80 or 90 years or whatever.
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LeeMajors posted:Does Aggie have the largest sense of entitlement with the fewest accomplishments in CFB? It not them, who is it? You can play with the “how far back we going” limit and Notre Dame shows up
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LeeMajors posted:I had a thought about Michigan but they won a fuckton of games even if they have 0.5 titles in the last 80 or 90 years or whatever. Yeah, Michigan is up there. I think being Ohio State's big rival gives some Michigan fans a false sense of accomplishment.
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Cthulu Carl posted:What I'm getting from this is that Nebraska is BACK! 
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Declan MacManus posted:i think since the shine's allegedly off the apple that matt campbell would be the best pickup for nebraska; failing that, i think steve clinkscale from michigan or maybe even a left field choice like justin wilcox or jason candle could work there A way-too-large part of the Husker fanbase would love it if Monken was the new coach. I personally don't think that is a good move. Nebraska at its peak did things a little against the grain, but running triple option in the Big Ten in 2023 is a little too nuts. Stuff that made Nebraska somewhat unique among elite programs in the past: * Emphasis on offensive line play in promotional materials in the 80s and 90s (I seem to recall the media guide one year having "The Pipeline" offensive line players on the cover, invention/popularization of the "pancake" stat for knockdowns by offensive linemen) * Recruiting and starting athletic QBs that could barely throw * Recruiting receivers based primarily on speed and blocking ability * Extremely tight integration of area high school play style with Osborne's system * Being way ahead of the pack on strength and conditioning (and/or steroids) * Accepting partial qualifiers * Extremely robust academic support systems to get and keep those PQ players eligible while keeping the NCAA away * Emphasis the walk-on program Pretty much all of this stuff has been adopted by other programs or has just become too antiquated for today's version of college football. Example: option isn't really viable anymore at least in part because the physical toll on the starting QB is just too great in an era of hurry-up offenses (more plays per game, even if only the other team is playing fast) and ever-more-freakish defensive players. S&C is a big part of every major college football program in America (except Nebraska itself during the Mike Riley era). Receivers never really wanted to play in a no-block, no-rock (and maybe still no rock) regime, but they really won't put up with that poo poo today. Spacemonkey57 posted:Somehow none of those Nebraska losses include the 2016 Ohio State game that ended up 62-3. I was excited to see Ohio State play a good team at home because I’d only ever seen them play MAC teams or Indiana. Spending around $300 on that between ticket, Uber home afterwards, and beer was enough to put me off live sporting events for a long time. Grittybeard posted:Yeah, but firing him to hire the guy that the Raiders openly rebelled against and in the only time I can remember the press and fans were totally on the team's side while it was happening was certainly a choice though. regulargonzalez posted:Tom Osborne has been instrumental in the choice and/or hiring of 3 of our last 5 coaches. He has talents but coaching hires is not among them. Thermos H Christ posted:TAMU is located in Texas, plays games in all the SEC states, cares about football as much as anyone, and has more money to throw around than any other school currently in the SEC. That’s a lot of advantages over Nebraska. 
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https://twitter.com/DieselOnRadio/status/1570769563507363841?s=20&t=IDA093cCdirJNWdlpNAGaA More coaches need Tom and Jerry on their staff imo
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Grittybeard posted:This was such a drama filled day too, they might have made it anyway but to be sure they needed Cade McNown and UCLA to lose, who were playing Miami on December 5th for some ungodly reason. Miami came up with the upset and as I remember watching it on TV it got announced in the stadium and everyone was going crazy...K State was up 27-12 in the fourth quarter. The UCLA-Miami game got rescheduled because of Hurricane Georges.
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Spaced God posted:https://twitter.com/DieselOnRadio/status/1570769563507363841?s=20&t=IDA093cCdirJNWdlpNAGaA
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Spaced God posted:https://twitter.com/DieselOnRadio/status/1570769563507363841?s=20&t=IDA093cCdirJNWdlpNAGaA Rules. Have TAMU players started saying they were actually high that whole game yet?
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PBCrunch posted:A way-too-large part of the Husker fanbase would love it if Monken was the new coach. I personally don't think that is a good move. Nebraska at its peak did things a little against the grain, but running triple option in the Big Ten in 2023 is a little too nuts. This sounds like a horrible culture fit and generally bad idea. Plenty of guys come through the Saban rehab program and turn out to be poo poo and BoB is mostly known for being a giant prick who won and then lost a battle for control of the Texans.
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Spaced God posted:https://twitter.com/DieselOnRadio/status/1570769563507363841?s=20&t=IDA093cCdirJNWdlpNAGaA Whenever I hear about a coach using dumb symbolic object around the facilities I think of Jack Del Rio putting a stump and an axe in the locker room so his players would "keep chopping wood" and the punter almost immediately putting that axe into his own leg.
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PostNouveau posted:Whenever I hear about a coach using dumb symbolic object around the facilities I think of Jack Del Rio putting a stump and an axe in the locker room so his players would "keep chopping wood" and the punter almost immediately putting that axe into his own leg. Yep https://www.espn.com/blog/jacksonville-jaguars/post/_/id/27399/jaguars-infamous-ax-didnt-keep-chopping-but-its-still-around quote:The Jaguars were coming off three consecutive losing seasons, and owner Wayne Weaver had fired Tom Coughlin after the 2002 season and replaced him with Del Rio, a 12-year NFL linebacker who had been Carolina’s defensive coordinator for one season. He knew the Jaguars were in need of a bit of a rebuild and wanted to send a message of perseverance.
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I'm going to Vegas today and betting KU to beat the spread against Houston so congrats on your blowout victory, Houston.
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kiimo posted:I'm going to Vegas today and betting KU to beat the spread against Houston so congrats on your blowout victory, Houston. That line looked appetizing to me, too. Too bad I’m not in Vegas
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Over/under on Nebraska vs Oklahoma is 66. Sounds kinda low to me. Nebraska's defense does not exist at the moment. Oklahoma could score 67 all on its own. Nebraska's offense has been shockingly good for one with a brand-new OC, WR coach, RB coach, and OL coach and negligible contributions by existing players. The OL hasn't looked great but the two new running backs have performed beyond expectations and the QB has shown flashes of brilliance. The team lost its only competent offensive lineman as a second-round NFL pick and a returning starting guard to "banned substances." The two returning tackles are a guy that PFF graded last season as a zero and another guy that played in five games (two starts) of Division I football before tearing his ACL, MCL, and meniscus. NU Passing: Casey Thompson is the only guy to attempt a pass. New player (portal) NU Rushing: Anthony Grant. New player (juco) Ajay Allen. New player (true freshman) Logan Smothers. Existing player. Two gimmick play QB runs for 17 yards total Casey Thompson Trey Palmer. New player. A wide receiver from LSU (portal) Jacquez Yant. Existing player (walk-on). Three attempts for five yards Gabe Ervin. Last year's game one starter. One attempt for half a yard NU Receiving: Trey Palmer (18-231) Marcus Washington. New player (portal) (10-181) Isaiah Garcia-Castaneda. New player (portal) (4-120) Allante Brown. Existing player (8-87) Travis Vokolek. Existing player (via portal) (5-63... in the first half of the first game, then injured. His absence coincided with the collapse of NU's offense against Northwestern) Brody Belt. Existing player (walk-on) (4-53) Oliver Martin. Existing player (via portal) (2-36) Nate Boerkircher. Existing player (walk-on) only playing because of Vokolek injury (2-32) Omar Manning. Existing player (3-24) Anthony Grant (2-16) Wyatt Liewer. Existing player (walk-on) (1-13) Ajay Allen (1-9) Chancellor Brewington. Existing player (via portal) (What a loving name on that guy) (2-1) God drat, that is a damning indictment of the development of the high school players brought in over the last few recruiting cycles. Total yards from non-true-freshman scholarship guys that came to Nebraska out of high school: 17+0.5+87+24 = 128 yards. I am being generous by attributing the 87 yards and 24 yards receiving 100% to the receiver. Knock that down to 50% (the other half going to the QB of course) and the total yards contributions by non-frosh scholarship guys drops to 73 yards. Jesus Christ. Defenders in the two-deep that weren't on campus last fall: Ochaun Mathis (DE, TCU) (starter) Tommi Hill (CB, Arizona State) (starter) Ernest Hausman (LB, true frosh starting because of injury) Devin Drew (DT, Texas Tech) Stephon Wynn (DT, Alabama) Omar Brown (S, Northern Iowa) The current DC (Erik Chinander) runs a bend-don't-break scheme that absolutely depends on players knowing their assignments and the assignments of those around them. He only has a job right now because last season's defense was bailed out by a four-year starting CB that left as a second round draft pick and several other 23+ year old COVID super seniors that knew the defense inside and out from spending five years on campus learning it. Now the rotation is packed with much younger players and guys that have been learning the defense for all of spring and fall camp. Devin Drew has been on campus since August 9. A dip in performance on defense was expected by anyone paying attention, but the actual drop has been breathtaking. PBCrunch fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Sep 16, 2022 |
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PostNouveau posted:Whenever I hear about a coach using dumb symbolic object around the facilities I think of Jack Del Rio putting a stump and an axe in the locker room so his players would "keep chopping wood" and the punter almost immediately putting that axe into his own leg.
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kiimo posted:I'm going to Vegas today and betting KU to beat the spread against Houston so congrats on your blowout victory, Houston. That's good and all, but don't forget iowa is just sitting out there too and supposedly expected to score 24 points!
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