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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





In case you forgot, it's back! Minus Al Michaels this year. Prepare your rear end for the Bucc vs. the Cowboys.

Also gently caress the Cowboys.

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


meteor bowl returns

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
As was stated in the N/V thread, this is also my dream:

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

I'm hoping Tom Brady dies and then the Cowboys win 56-0.
Then they finish the year 1-16.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Daily reminder that Rayne Dakota Prescott is named after the Dakota Dude from Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Pray for Meteor.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Daily reminder that Rayne Dakota Prescott is named after the Dakota Dude from Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa.



If nothing else this is still a highlight of the evening

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Brady is gonna throw for 6 TDs and in the post game announce that he’s officially an uncommitted bachelor.

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
I know it's not new this season, but I am so tired of how much sports betting has permeated every possible moment of NFL coverage. (And commercials!)

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

YMB posted:

I know it's not new this season, but I am so tired of how much sports betting has permeated every possible moment of NFL coverage. (And commercials!)

Thank the Supreme Court for that one.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Meteor please!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I'm hoping for a tie and for both teams to lose somehow.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RaggedImpishAquaticleech-mobile.mp4

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

YMB posted:

I know it's not new this season, but I am so tired of how much sports betting has permeated every possible moment of NFL coverage. (And commercials!)

Worst here in Cali they are like vote for prop 27 so they CAN LEGALIZE sports betting.

Just..

edit: Oh god the fuckng Tom Brady montage.. god I'm gonna throw up.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

thanks, i hate it

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Just saw a Lexus commercial featuring a teenager yelling "Poggers!"

I want everyone to die.

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
I hate how much Jac Collinsworth looks and sounds like his dad, like he was grown in a lab to eventually replace Cris.

Also why are Cris and Jac both missing a letter from their name???

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Go Bucs!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

:yeah:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Ugh seeing Jason Garrett's rictus grin on TV makes me want to throw up.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Also gently caress the Cowboys.

Counterpoint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP6SJyixBo

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






I'm not clicking that. Please phrase your counterpoint in "gently caress the" form.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Counter-counterpoint: Only imaginary people like the Cowboys.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Android Apocalypse posted:

Counter-counterpoint: Only imaginary people like the Cowboys.

If only this were true

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Android Apocalypse posted:

Ugh seeing Jason Garrett's rictus grin on TV makes me want to throw up.

Same I forgot he was on SNF now and it is extremely triggering

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


i absolutely love that brady's new arc, at least via nbc's profile pic, is looking like jack nance's character from eraserhead. i truly hope this season is completely absurd from him. whether that's good or bad, i don't care. just give me absurdity.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Android Apocalypse posted:

Counter-counterpoint: Only imaginary people like the Cowboys.

8 billion imaginary dollars

Also gently caress Jason Garret

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:

Ugh seeing Jason Garrett's rictus grin on TV makes me want to throw up.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm not clicking that. Please phrase your counterpoint in "gently caress the" form.

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh gently caress You Dallas Cowboys, gently caress!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


That graphic was a threat.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Lol at you nerds who thought Brady had family issues.

https://twitter.com/giseleofficial/status/1569114757873168384?t=RqkhuJ8JPP_cba--Wd1bcg&s=19

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


2 of the 3 studio people replaced but Dungy remains :thunk:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Josh Lyman posted:

2 of the 3 studio people replaced but Dungy remains :thunk:

Dungy can’t be replaced because he never leaves the studio.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

whoever wins we lose

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Confirmed the woman running Gisele's twitter account is the one sleeping with Brady.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

bean mom posted:

whoever wins we lose

Traitor

Mirotic
Mar 8, 2013




Josh Lyman posted:

2 of the 3 studio people replaced but Dungy remains :thunk:

He's got some kind of dirt on somebody op

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Josh Lyman posted:

2 of the 3 studio people replaced but Dungy remains :thunk:

would you have the mental fortitude to have a 1 on 1 talk with tony dungy where you fire him?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

His whole family is just out of frame cheering

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


yeah well...

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
NFC East gently caress ups incoming

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