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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Probably not.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Can you buy donuts from someone else to see what your sales will be like before buying the monorail from the monorail salesman?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Upgrade posted:

what could possibly go wrong? business plans are for loving nerds, drat right. go with your gut. also i can't believe your city wants to inspect the holes you're cutting in your load bearing wall. but what they don't know can't hurt them!!!!!

If you can cut a hole in a donut you can cut a hole in a brick structural wall.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Upgrade posted:

Full send, all gas, no brakes, gently caress permits take a sledgehammer to your brick walls

I want to hire you to open a donut shop across from the OP.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
https://youtu.be/AVDdjrr670o

Amazing

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

sticksy posted:

Will there be titty donuts

Cupcakes?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

The terrible secret of spice

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Democratic Pirate posted:

This is more fun to think about as needing cover for winning the lottery. In that case it’s a 3D printing shop that apparently does a ton of online volume filling niche orders like donut shaped butt plugs. Say printing takes a long time as an explanation for why you don’t need to be around that often.

If I get a building and need cash flow out of it, I’m leasing that sucker to a donut or coffee shop.

Those places can’t ever pay rent have you never seen bobs burgers?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Now sell them

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

no, you will not make money in donuts and coffee. close thread

Hold on a second, donuts as a service?

Someone start a SPAC.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rationale posted:

Well what sort of donuts then

Chocolate filled obviously

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Epitope posted:

MY GIRLFRIEND SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
We got old, drat

Speak for yourself I have always been old.

Also does anyone younger then 50 buy donuts?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Ignore the haters I would buy those donuts

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

pmchem posted:

This thread will be receiving extra scrutiny.

Tired: Extra scrutiny

Wired: Extra sprinkles

Galaxy: Extra health code deficiencies!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
$$Dough$$ Nut$ LLC.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
It’s a long John call it long johns

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Found your coffee cups

https://www.etsy.com/listing/101213450/goatse-mug

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Most people that buy $3 coffees prefer not to be anywhere near condemned industrial sites. McDonald’s sells you a hell of a stomach bomb and coffee for $5 and is likely you competition

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
You wanna make money sell biscuits and sweet tea.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
If you listen to experts you will just repeat their mistakes

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rationale posted:

I was thinking sweet pea’s cafe or sweet pea’s or the sweet pea

Sweet! Pee.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Can you call it Dunking Doughnuts?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rationale posted:

Got 58 full-size stainless steel baking pans fo free

Take them to the scrap yard that’s money

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Why not do b to b selling donut equipment?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Len posted:

OP just needs a gimmick, I grew up next to the Amish Door Restaurant in Wilmot, Ohio where the town had a little under 300 people and it's still around.

What's in your part of Ohio that can bring tour busses to you?

The site of the donut mass murderer that made donuts from people?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Scientastic posted:

I’m not up on my hip lingo, what’s this a euphemism for?

Someone else owns your rear end? We needs smiley

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

bbcisdabomb posted:

realtalk if there was a drive-through pipe fabrication shop where you could get fresh donuts I don't think any of the other shops would survive.

Local contractors also wouldn't survive the diabetes and congestive heart failure but they would at least die happy.

Well start a trade school where the kids have to make donuts to pass. Bing Bang Boom so simple. Do Not Steal idea!!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
You can buy millings that is the top layer of roads they are paving. Heat it up you got new pavement!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rationale posted:

I got a $60 espresso machine from Aldi for home use does anyone have some hot tips

Yes buy lotto tickets instead

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think you can save the oil. Not sure on how to keep it non rancid.

You can also mix it with some diesel and burn it in your VW.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
It’s the day old bread store, but on the internet!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rationale posted:





Think I’m zeroed in on a concept

Cum Donuts?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I’m sure your town where all the donut stores have closed down is the perfect place to sell donuts

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rationale posted:

Just menacing the product with my loose hair

You should have a promotion where you get a free coffee if someone finds a a machine part in a donut.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rationale posted:

Hype about the old folks’ home. Bet they order like $1000 a week

They will bring their own coffee and steal all your sugar and creamers.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Midjack posted:

Designed for more than 16 passengers or heavier than 13 tons requires a CDL to operate so better save up for that too.

That’s why they are all designed for 16 people. Can’t find drivers.

Or it’s a full sized bus.

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