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Rationale posted:I googled business plan again and it all slid right off my buttery smooth brain again Sell donut $1 x sales Sell coffee $1 x sales - donut costs $.05 - coffee costs $.05 Boom easy money gonna be rich right. Then - properly taxes - electricity - water / sewer / trash Forget payroll and everything else for now. How many donuts and coffee do you have to sell to break even? These will all be guesses at the beginning. But when the real numbers start coming in it will be instantly obvious where it's lacking or hosed up. Then you know where to try and unfuck it. But at a minimum you should open with an incorrect but to the best of your ability guess of how many donuts you need to sell that day to not lose money.
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Op your donuts should have an only fans.
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Nov 6, 2022 01:58
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pseudanonymous posted:It’s more like op calling people nerds for even the idea of having a plan or projections or estimates and buying used equipment with no warranty below MSRP as some kind of victory over the doubters. Good summary, only additions are the stage lights and crusty chairs from the stripper pizza place op bought.
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Nov 9, 2022 02:30
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You could be the angry doughnut guy. Think soup nazi. Oh you want a triple mocha whatever no coffee for you. Not ready to order when you get to the front? Banned. I never stop at the McDonald's that I drive by twice a day because there's always a 20 minute line since a bunch of fat fucks need special burgers just for them. Or target the food picture influencer market. Ring lights in every booth! Professional photographer on staff to take that picture for you. Club members get sent retouched photos within 15 minutes. Hire the influencers. Pay them in exposure. Pure profit.
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Nov 12, 2022 00:32
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Op your trolling is fantastic. I can't decide if it's all made up or or you're just posting badly on purpose but well played either way. Very my cart broke and I ate a handful of gorp vibes.
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Nov 15, 2022 02:01
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Scientastic posted:Bofa Doughnuts Lmao gottem Bofa Dough's Nuts
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Nov 17, 2022 21:36
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Rationale posted:I posted nasty pics but I forgot to do airplane mode and whatnot stay tuned Please Doughnut (Kill me here)
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Nov 19, 2022 05:37
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Rationale posted:gently caress all that you need to make a spreadsheet or two before you’re qualified to jimmy the shitter Maybe not a spreadsheet but I at least measure the bits and write it down before I go to the store. Unless... you know, I was trying to start a plumbing business. Then I'd make a spreadsheet about shitter jimmying.
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Nov 20, 2022 03:30
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Strategic Tea posted:Do people genuinely never drink instant coffee? Like I love getting the fancy stuff and brewing it different ways but cmon at least half the time I want to just boil some water and pour it in a mug and have a drink that doesn't take 5 minutes to set up Post username combo. A drip machine has all the same steps. Add water, add grounds, wait. Hell a French press is instant coffee with plus pushing a thing and some extra rinsing. Not hating, just seems like almost identical work. I can see it for camping or I only have access to a microwave.
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Nov 24, 2022 00:47
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Rationale posted:I really need to find a grease hood but first I’ll go to community college and learn excel Last time a goon needed a grease hood Christmas was ruined.
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May 4, 2023 01:24
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Buy off the right ones and you've got baked in security and a largely "cash" business. Vertical integration baby!
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May 9, 2023 03:35
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Even as a troll I'm bored. Unbookmarked.
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