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You def need to post updates so we can follow this. I think it’s a very bad idea given you don’t have a business plan and don’t seem interested in ironing one out, plus no food experience. I do hope it goes well for you, just feels like the odds are def not good. But hey, at least it’ll be an adventure.
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:well i'm convinced
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Oct 12, 2022 16:31
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Rationale posted:I for-real love the vibe in here I’m posting about this til it’s over. gently caress yeah.
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Oct 16, 2022 16:05
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Anne Whateley posted:That's the part that drives me nuts. I would understand deciding to open a shop based on cold business calculations, and I would understand wanting to own a shop because you just love making donuts and pastries so much and have dialed them in so perfectly and want to share them with people. Having neither but just running on "idk why not" is just baffling to me. Yolo. The answer, is yolo.
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Rationale posted:My plan is to do lots of business lol See, right to the point. Bing bong so simple. You could probably franchise within a year at this rate. Boba Pearl posted:Do not open a donut shop. On a real note, I put in my post saying this was a bad idea without any type of business plan and it’s fairly obvious. OP is clearly determined to move ahead regardless (unless it’s a well done troll), and isn’t going to listen to actual input , so gently caress it. Duckman2008 fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Oct 17, 2022 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Donut shops are excellent for money laundering, tho See, now this is the type of ideas we need here.
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Oct 17, 2022 00:48
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Sundae posted:These threads are so, so predictable every time, troll-OP or not. Yeah, I’m def still not sure if this is a troll or not, but gently caress it it’s pretty funny either way.
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Boba Pearl posted:Not only are you going to fail, but your failure will be the first thing future employers learn about you if they google you. You will have to explain the gap in your employment history as "Couldn't run a business." The entirety of your legacy will be when goons talk about failures, you'lls will get a sentence or two mentioned in passing as a cautionary tale of how stupid goons are, and how easily they all manage to gently caress up. What a buzz kill.
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Oct 18, 2022 01:44
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:I have no math and I must cream 
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Oct 19, 2022 02:34
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Rationale posted:Someone post about coffee too I’ve been neglecting it in my mind Coffee. It’s good OP.
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Oct 25, 2022 01:15
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Rationale posted:I’m gonna be rich eat my rear end See. OP knows what the end game is, it’s all good !
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Oct 30, 2022 05:03
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Powerful Katrinka posted:I'm curious where the confidence comes from Rationale posted:Maybe I’m not the baddest man alive but I been fuckin his old lady and he knows about it.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:I don't understand why you're so against making a business plan like an adult who wants to succeed, and why you're so determined to Feed Off This poo poo instead Good chance it’s a troll.
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Oct 30, 2022 22:15
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:How are you planning to handle point of sale payment processing and accounting? Easy. You tell people what it costs , and then you take payment. What’s there to worry about ?
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Nov 2, 2022 19:47
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Tnuctip posted:Assuming you’re not trolling Let me stop you right here.
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Nov 12, 2022 21:13
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Sirotan posted:My dude, learn to embed images. Wrap the direct url to the imgur links in [timg][/timg]. If you're using the app it'll do it for you. Lol
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Nov 13, 2022 14:39
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Powerful Katrinka posted:So you DID combine yeast with self-rising flour. Lol that you hosed up so badly that you can't even admit it. If you're for real, you're unbelievable Good news, OP is a troll and not believable.
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Nov 15, 2022 02:45
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Rationale posted:I don’t really have the time so I’m just gonna dick around till I get it thanks anyway tho Normal poo poo normal people starting “businesses” say. Please post pictures when you open Grover Donuts , preferably sooner rather than later since you won’t last long (you won’t last at all since this is obviously a troll).
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Nov 15, 2022 02:59
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Rationale posted:Did you have to quit baking because all your cakes tasted like quickbread Aren’t you a plumber or some other trades man ? Nothing wrong with trades, but lol if you think that makes you qualified to talk poo poo like this.
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Nov 15, 2022 03:17
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Rationale posted:Talk poo poo like what? I’m being lovely because I’m being treated lovely. Well, as stated nothing wrong with the trades. Nothing wrong with being a plumber and wanting to do something you desire that’s different , like I guess having a donut shop. A lot wrong with being super arrogant, not planning anything and refusing to plan when entering said industry that is completely different than what you have years of experience in. This thread is Zaurg wants to run a business , OP does not have a foothold in reality , is cocky, likes the attention his trolling gets. Not sure if we are in taze your balls territory (probably not yet), but I could see it coming. I guess since this is about donuts it would more be like glaze your balls, but I digress.
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I got the tude now posted:I think rationale is trying to be entertaining and I’m here for it Well yeah, this is a troll thread.
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Nov 18, 2022 13:40
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lobsterminator posted:Would a troll respond to valid criticism by showing his wrestling belts? I doubt it. 
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pmchem posted:Given that this thread, to date, is more of a business mockumentary thread than an actual business thread, there will be some leeway on donut-related content. But certainly nothing official about it. Seriously any poster frustrated that there is a lack of “serious business related content” after reading the first 5 pages of this thread should be given a sixer to think about it for a minute. It’s obvious that it’s either a troll, or if not a troll OP is def not going to actually listen to any real advice. It’s like someone on page 100 of the Zaurg thread wondering why the moron wouldn’t just listen to the great advice people posted. Some people just can’t be helped out of the well, so all you can do is piss in it.
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Nov 19, 2022 20:40
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OP has a secret goal of making restaurant impossible in 2 years.
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Nov 21, 2022 13:02
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Where are you getting these numbers from? Lol
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Nov 22, 2022 00:08
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Rationale posted:Why would I want to spend my time putting out cheap slop? Followed by “oh you went out of business?“ and “yeah I guess there was no way to plan for traffic patterns or cash flow in advance.”
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Dec 4, 2022 15:13
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Rationale posted:Sweet pea is what we call the babies when we haven’t settled on a name I mean, given that you also haven’t settled on any type of business plan whatsoever this does then work for the donut shop.
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the yeti posted:Did y’all determine if OP is doing a bit I don’t wanna read 30 pages Probably a troll and it’s been a bit boring recently , but overall gotta give it , funny either way.
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Sundae posted:My only real positive thing to say about DD is that my friends in HS worked at one, and when we were chilling at someone's house on a Saturday night, they'd both show up from worth with a (usually a little stale) dozen each b/c they were allowed back then to take them home instead of trashing the extras. They also smelled strongly of old coffee & frying grease basically 24/7, so even that positive had its downsides. I will fight you on this , KK doughnuts are so juicy better than Dunkin’s. Like. It isn’t close.
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The X-man cometh posted:Krispy Kreme are good for the first 10 minutes after coming out of the machine. After that they're crap. I absolutely agree they’re way better hot, but they heat up fine in the microwave IMO.
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2 out of 7 apartments ? Do you have a bunch of rental properties ?
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coconono posted:So when OP? OP was a troll, the doughnut shop never was gonna happen, and now the magic is over and it’s boring. At least we will always have that photo of wresting medals.
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Tarnop posted:I'm genuinely glad this is still happening OP Lol if you think this is happening.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:(Cake donuts are the ones made from cake-like batter and don't have yeast. I also recommend memorizing the difference between yeast dough and cake batter.) Lol
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Rationale posted:4 am I roll in tune up start making doughnuts fast as gently caress I’m sure your staff will never have issue with calling out , being sick , not showing up , etc. The fact that you refuse to plan is hilarious , keep on just winging it surely it’ll work out.
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Democratic Pirate posted:New thread title suggestion: Will I make
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Snowy posted:I just found this thread and it’s a little confusing, but hell, bookmarked There’s funny content Just don’t expect anything to actually happen.
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Rationale posted:Tonya Harding called she says you’re bein weird The irony is that Tonya Harding has more food accomplishments than you do she won celebrity worst cooks in America
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Rationale posted:Just for the record I never said it was going to be fast or cheap or easy Lol there are def multiple posts here of you saying how it will be super easy to do, plus you ridiculing everyone putting out the crazy idea of “write a business plan,” which infers you think it is easy to do as well.
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