the yeti posted:

Did y’all determine if OP is doing a bit I don’t wanna read 30 pages

Sirotan posted:

pmchem posted:

I got some donuts from Dunkin' today. solid but unspectacular, as always. I'm a fan of their sour cream donuts in particular. also tried the turkey sausage english muffin: mediocre.

anyway, thread, figured you all may want to know that baddog and I have posted updated rules for BFC. have a look:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4021411

Rationale posted:

Is seven a bunch or would you call that a passel or a grip or what

Doug Sisk posted:

As a colourblind person, just don't constantly ask him 'what colour is this' and it should be ok. Also, it took me 30 years to learn peanut butter isn't green, so go gently.

It totally is green though.

Anime Store Adventure posted:

Rationale posted:

I only lease to conservatives this is all above-board and consensual

Kaysette posted:

time to make the shitposts

Rationale posted:

I’ve been getting a dunkin latte on the ride home from work most days lately and one time it was transcendental and I’ve been chasing that dragon ever since

Sundae posted:

See, this is what makes this thread acceptable - Zaurg wasn't even good at burns, let alone budgeting poo poo or making plans for things. You get a in general.

Though seriously, I wasn't kidding when I mentioned that I had dumb ideas to quit my job and do (whatever) all the time. Golden handcuffs are hard to take off, and mine are something approaching platinum handcuffs once you include the benefits. Every time I actually, seriously consider quitting to do something else, I end up coming back to "wtf will ever make me this kind of money / benefits / time off? loving nothing," and tie myself down for another few years of pharma career.

Rationale posted:

Like if I play my cards right I can snowball these pipe checks into getting assassinated by the cia

Rationale posted:

So if I can’t have my big dreams let me chase my little ones

lobsterminator posted:

Have you considered making your avatar into reality? Thin wafers of another dough for the hands and a bit of glaze for the ring? People would travel long distances for that.

I made a proof of concept picture!

CarForumPoster posted:

Is the goat man copyrighted or trademarked? Cause if not you should def file for a design patent/trademark on goatse donuts and do this

Rationale posted:

There’s a bakery in town that will occasionally be closed because their delivery didn’t make it. It’s like I’d be opening two stores at once.

Rationale posted:

Then he only charged me $750 for his consultation because he was my youth wrestling coach and he wants me to succeed.

Rationale posted:

A dozen dozen is a gross

Rationale posted:

When I get laid off I’ll post more hole pics promise but you can access my whole (hole) library by signing up for my patreon

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

this is straight up a line from anthony bourdain's first book in the chapter where he cashes checks as head chef while slowly watching a gay couple in over their head open a restaurant with insufficient planning and lose everything

coconono posted:

Just gimme some donuts that make me feel weird looking at them

Olesh posted:

the answer to the op's question is no

is this actually just a gimmick or do we have yet another goon in a well

Democratic Pirate posted:

New thread title suggestion: Will I make money in donuts and coffee

ThinkFear posted:

Waffle donut images

Rationale posted:

I fuckin deliver

KillHour posted:

Do they have mouse turds in them?

Rationale posted:

E: cleaning my disgusting bun divider a little more today

Rationale posted:

I need to figure out how to use the bun divider to make a lean and hydrated raised ring

lobsterminator posted:

Bun divider, also known as a donussy.

cinnamon rollout posted:

Sorry you're getting laid off, excited for some donuts tho

Rationale posted:

Big boss asked if I’d stay

They offered clean layoffs because they were cutting from 5x10 to 4x10

I wanted one because it’s springtime and I’m rutting like a moose, like, flapping critters around with my teeth

He said he can probably milk it until august

Unemployment is like $650

Should I ask for something? Does he have anything to offer if they’re scaling back?

Rationale posted:

Oh a loan if I were gonna get a loan I’d have a business plan

Duckman2008 posted:

There’s funny content Just don’t expect anything to actually happen.

Rationale posted:

Smokeless powdered donuts

mrmcd posted:

What if you excavate under the foundation of the donut shop and build a secret meth cooking lair like Breaking Bad? They would never catch you because it would be right under the cops nose (literally haha) the whole time. You can find the episodes where the Germans build the lair on YouTube probably, and just follow that.

Also I hear that the only thing Ohioans love more than $5 donuts is meth.

Giraffe posted:

You're not from Ohio, I see.

Rationale posted:

Yeah wife pregnant rentals busted garden screaming my name

Like I tell them at work I’m one guy with two hands and there really are physical limitations on a human body. Time I spend ruining cake batter in my driveway is time I can’t spend on sewing up the hole in my pocket.

I said I was gonna do it I didn’t say it was going to be fast or easy lol

We’re naming the baby Revel. I’ve been exhausted for years but there is so much joy.

Rationale posted:

If I catch her sitting down I’ll probably be curious but I waited in line for like fifteen minutes and it was longer after I got served she wasn’t chit-chatting

I’ll hold up the line asking dumbass baking questions with a GoPro on my head it’s inevitable why have you done this

Rationale posted:

My parents took my sock money in grade school because they bought too much yahoo