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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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you gonna pave that lot or what OP? Trying to get all 6000 donut freaks through is gonna turn your lot into a car eater.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I just wanna know when he’s gonna pave his parking lot

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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So when OP?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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You gotta pave the way to your own greatness

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I'm from the country and gravel doesn't last. Have fun not selling any donuts because you had to push a jeep out of your self induced ditch.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I woulda cleaned the building out first then bought stuff, but what do I know.

I do know its a shame because you could at least do us all the courtesy of launching your halfbaked business and devoting enough money into it that it becomes a community project to unfuck it. We could get that snarky chef guy licking your donut taps and screaming about there's salt in the mix.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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The Bay Area is all paved over tho

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Ground’s startin to warm up you gonna fix that mud pit you call a parking lot

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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if my car gets stuck in a parking lot thats just like an Ultramarine planting his sword in the ground. State law.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Truck stop shower lube.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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ok that was mean, I will be better

coconono fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Mar 21, 2023

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Do crimes, be gay

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Banging on the windows of your shop for more vulva donuts

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Sundae posted:

jfc I didn't know donuts had casting couches. :wtc:

what are you doing in the mornings. we out here fuckin donuts

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I believe in your donut justice

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I like the vulva donuts

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Just gimme some donuts that make me feel weird looking at them

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Volmarias posted:

Like "Langford's Basilisk" weird or "something has awakened inside of me" weird?

Both

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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You should play the Scott Steiner workout video on repeat when you’re selling donuts to inspire your workers

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Robert Irvine is too busy kissing his wife to yell at the blackbelt donut man

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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will the bathroom be clean, I wanna spend some time with the donuts

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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The best image host is twitter blue

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I’m not eating that

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Gonna put on my helmet and goggles for this

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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if you do cash only for you donuts you don't have to report it to the unemployment people. You can but the system is robbing you, might as do as done to.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Post holes you cowards

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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You did not believe in your donuts op

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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you have to believe in your donuts

fill the holes with your hopes and dreams

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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will this make your holes more powerful?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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the power of holes is not supreme. I must report to the eternal.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I do not want rear end. I want holes.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Show more holes

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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We are ruled by holes. Don’t you watch the tv?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Ovaltine! The true king of milk mixer

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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If you sold all the junk you’d have enough seed capital to buy a couple cartons of Krispy Kreme and sell those out of your hole den.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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My head is broken

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I need holes

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Rationale posted:

Is it really so wrong to crave some parasocial internetting on my work breaks?

I’d like you better if you brought snacks

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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none of this was real. the ferris wheel is a metaphor.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Spill the milk, soak the holes

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