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Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

Surprised I couldn't find a thread for this already but figured it was worthwhile.

This is for the all-time great Bits.

May as well start with Pete Holmes' "nothing makes sense"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyDpS-GftCk


Kevin Bridges' "Greek response to debt"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrfjDfL0fxQ


And of course Bill Hicks' classic "Just a ride"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNEyLn1Zz_g


Plenty more out there, so have at it.

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Semi-Protato
Sep 11, 2001



Norm Macdonald tells a little story about a moth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-MJy7w69EU

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I suppose you can't go wrong with Billy Connolly's crucifixion bit. My Mum's old record of this was destroyed by her uncle cause it was blasphemous.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Stewart Lee on interviewing Ang Lee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHC13MYcrR4

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

Qu’elle soit extra ou ordinaire
Chaque vie finit d'la même manière
C'est la seule justice sur la Terre
Tous égaux dans le cimetière


Jim Jefferies Taking an MD Sufferer to See a Prostitute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsLwzXxeBe8

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtokOQgUTDI

Every now and then I still get the phrase "Earth to moon toast-bridge" in my head, and I laugh.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BrigadierSensible posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtokOQgUTDI

Every now and then I still get the phrase "Earth to moon toast-bridge" in my head, and I laugh.

The Bison song is constantly running through my head

Everything Mitch Hedberg has ever done belongs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax0MGlIVjiY

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

The Beestenders sketch remains one of my favourite things. A joy of a performance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3KDRKxUpjU

Edit:

On a Stewart Lee note, this remains an absolutely brilliant bit of his very specific brand of stand up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI

Flint_Paper has a new favorite as of 14:31 on Sep 15, 2022

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



rootdown posted:

Jim Jefferies Taking an MD Sufferer to See a Prostitute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsLwzXxeBe8

That Jim Jeffries clip was my 1st thought, absolutely my favorite stand up bit.

John Mulaney: Whats New Pussy Cat: 21 Times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw7Gryt-rcc

Stavros Halkias: Comedy Central Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fyVd75_CQY

The line: "Casual sex could be a sniper." always gets me.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Whatever happened to Arsenio Hall anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSoN8t6x3M

Do sitcoms count? One of the moments I go back to often in my head is the episode of That 70s Show when Donna finds the panties in Eric's car, and the ensuing encounter at the Hub.

codo27 has a new favorite as of 16:37 on Sep 15, 2022

Beezle
Oct 19, 2008

Happy Steve Perry Day!
Big fan of this Andy Daly bit https://youtu.be/qPD6A9k8Rlc

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Do sketches count? Because this Mr. Show sketch gets me every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdIDwYW_JZg

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Rob Brydon’s impression of Al Pacino will always send me south.

https://youtu.be/_Dml0dAJSis

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
One of the greatest late night talk show moments ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKmadR4Ye54

Yeet
Nov 18, 2005

- WE.IGE -
I actually found this through the funny videos thread ages ago !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iN9RhdVWK8

Craig Ferguson loses his poo poo when his robot Geoff goes off script.

Apparently this is the first time Geoff was voiced live so Craig had no idea what he was gonna say.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Edward Mass posted:

Do sketches count? Because this Mr. Show sketch gets me every time.

If sketches count,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPJ0TAaJDbM

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Rory Scovel's story about making GBS threads his pants as a kid always cracks me up because of his delivery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtOkKbytfAk

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad0DI1EhCHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93_Ojn_sTfk

DJ Moxley
Aug 29, 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUB9D78ajmI
Randy Feltface is one of the funniest comedians i've ever watched.

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

Edward Mass posted:

Do sketches count?

I was originally thinking about stand up, but sure let's do sketches too.

This is so silly that I almost feel guilty but it's somehow honestly brilliant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVvxOwxuk_w


And I knew there was a stand up bit I was forgetting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTduy7Qkvk8

Bucky Fullminster has a new favorite as of 01:32 on Sep 17, 2022

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
If sketches count, then I can't not post Kids in the Hall. This one is so weird and done so straight-faced and I just love it so much:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbvbF0L9tJg

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
The SNL Brothers skits are pretty incredible, mainly because Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney sell the poo poo out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vzdXteITco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0eOITqLgDU

Meaty Ore
Dec 17, 2011

My God, it's full of cat pictures!

Beyond the Fringe provided some of my personal favorites.

Alan Bennett delivers every useless sermon you've ever heard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUd1OxPbKk4#t=98m10s

Shakespeare!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUd1OxPbKk4#t=105m25s

Meaty Ore has a new favorite as of 04:49 on Sep 17, 2022

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

I do want to see more stand-up bits, but love a good history sketch too:

"Which, incidentally, is something else I'd quite like to talk to you about at some point"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOBhf8f7cXM


And a brilliant Australian show in similar territory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnoKJ16vSr4

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

It's debatable as to whether it's even comedy, and it's a shame what's happened since, but this can't not go on the list as a magnificent use of the medium at a significant point in history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tR6mKcBbT4

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

T-t-t-triple post, but John Mulaney has at least 3 of some of the finest examples of the art form:

This deserves to be in here for set design alone, but says a lot of good things about College Tuition:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqKK4ysI7g

Kind of tragic for what's happened since, but pretty perfect for the time, "Horse in the Hospital":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhkZMxgPxXU

Back to the Future pitch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKwMnnuN7-g

And James Acaster's "British Museum" is definitely in the top 5. Pretty much every second is just masterful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x73PkUvArJY

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Saw John Mulaney on tour a couple months ago and he has some real great bits about his intervention and time in rehab.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Well, if we're gonna be posting skits, one can't go too wrong with a bit of the Fast Show.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Abott and Costellos Whos On first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RZBXVMMd00

Will remain funny as long as english and baseball dont change

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Oh, I get it. This thread is an attempt to prove that Stewart Lee is the only good comedian. It's pretty convincing, but I've seen other comedians before so I know it's not true.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBFKSwMLjC4

Nick Vatterott's Fallon set is a goddamn masterpiece

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


If you're in Australia (or can trick the internet into thinking you're in Australia probably I guess) you could watch Very Very. It's "a love letter to mime (and to a coat) written by award-winning idiot Tom Walker, who keeps talking during what he insists is a mime show."

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Tiggum posted:

If you're in Australia (or can trick the internet into thinking you're in Australia probably I guess) you could watch Very Very. It's "a love letter to mime (and to a coat) written by award-winning idiot Tom Walker, who keeps talking during what he insists is a mime show."

I heard that guy took two days off from school to try and suck his own dick.

(it's on Amazon Prime for the international folks)

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Gary Gulman on how the states got their abbreviations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLECCmKnrys

UCB: the titular line in Star Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWxiTPQv0ME

Mr. Show - Pre-taped call-in show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhVbLJvYP8s

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I've umm-ed and ahh-ed about posting this, but as yesterday was the 39th anniversary of the soviet nuclear false alarm incident, I figured I should :justpost:.

After Doing Quite Well in live sketch comedy for a few years, I had an idea for a solo show about how mental health, toxic masculinity, and nuclear war are all weirdly connected (and, of course, talking about Stanislav Petrov). I spent about five years thinking "hey, this would make a really great show" and never getting round to it. Eventually, I thought "gently caress it" and in 2018 booked a slot at London's largest arts festival to perform it. At that point, I hadn't written a thing. Over a few months I frantically wrote, and ended up with a show that sold out its run.

The video quality isn't great, but dammit I'm posting this clip as an "all-time great" because, to me, it is!

After years of putting it off, I wrote something I was super proud of, and that had people coming up to me afterwards talking about how much it resonated with their experiences of mental ill-health. That's a hell of a thing to hear.

It's not as polished as some of the things posted here (obviously), and might not technically fit the remit of the thread, but god drat to me personally it's an all-time great, largely as a reminder that I can actually get off my rear end and make something when I put my mind to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pAT8MZBxGs

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Can't believe it's taken me this long to remember to post Skunky Funkybuns:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8peyDxadxU


And while I'm here, a couple of other, unrelated things:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d85YyEDTBMU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOCsiZgAbg

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Flint_Paper posted:

It's not as polished as some of the things posted here (obviously), and might not technically fit the remit of the thread, but god drat to me personally it's an all-time great, largely as a reminder that I can actually get off my rear end and make something when I put my mind to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pAT8MZBxGs

Neat!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Flint_Paper posted:

After years of putting it off, I wrote something I was super proud of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pAT8MZBxGs
"These aren't joke names (or quite good fantasy novels)" and "smell a bit like expensive furniture (or a boy flower)" are very good lines.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Bea Arthur roasts Pamela Anderson by reading passages from Anderson's novel.

Alas, I can only find the audio.
:nws: https://soundcloud.com/amanda-danniele-los/bea-arthur-on-pamela-anderson

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsGnqf3CUW8

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