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goferchan posted:Dad would get really motion sick from video games. Both my parents were pretty religious when I was growing up and very sensitive to me playing games with anything they perceived to be sacreligious. I bought Black and White in middle school and my dad walked up like "watcha playing?" and I knew he wouldn't be cool with it when he realized it was about being God so I just immediately started spinning the camera around as fast as I could and he instantly had to leave the room Wormskull posted:Oh yeah I probably told of this but my dad reformatted my hard drive while I was at school and I had just finally got to disk 2 past the hosed dock boss fight or whatever on the PC version and I ran into my room almost screaming and cried like my life just ended. I had just prior to that been so dumbstruck by Sephiroth’s unforgivable act that I fumbled to even put the disk into the tray lol after like 15 seconds of looking at the big Mog or whatever telling me to insert 2. lmao
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i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here'
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Sep 14, 2022 17:48
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmao
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Sep 14, 2022 17:49
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmfao
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Sep 14, 2022 17:49
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lol
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Sep 14, 2022 17:50
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' Lmao
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Sep 14, 2022 17:51
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Tfw your brother beats Baritoh for you
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Sep 14, 2022 17:51
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmao
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Sep 14, 2022 17:53
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmfao
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Sep 14, 2022 17:54
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My friends little brother got so mad playing smash bros he popped and smashed an unopened bag of doritos
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmfao
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Sep 14, 2022 17:58
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Wormskull posted:Oh yeah I probably told of this but my dad reformatted my hard drive while I was at school and I had just finally got to disk 2 past the hosed dock boss fight or whatever on the PC version and I ran into my room almost screaming and cried like my life just ended. I had just prior to that been so dumbstruck by Sephiroth’s unforgivable act that I fumbled to even put the disk into the tray lol after like 15 seconds of looking at the big Mog or whatever telling me to insert 2. mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmfao
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Sep 14, 2022 17:59
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lol
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Sep 14, 2022 18:01
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmao
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Sep 14, 2022 18:02
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' Lol
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Sep 14, 2022 19:31
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmfao
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Sep 14, 2022 19:47
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' Lmao
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Sep 14, 2022 20:10
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goferchan posted:Dad would get really motion sick from video games. Both my parents were pretty religious when I was growing up and very sensitive to me playing games with anything they perceived to be sacreligious. I bought Black and White in middle school and my dad walked up like "watcha playing?" and I knew he wouldn't be cool with it when he realized it was about being God so I just immediately started spinning the camera around as fast as I could and he instantly had to leave the room lol
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Sep 14, 2022 22:26
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmao
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lol
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' Daikatana Ritsu posted:My friends little brother got so mad playing smash bros he popped and smashed an unopened bag of doritos lol
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Sep 14, 2022 23:26
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Dad cried playing Munche's Oddysey
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mbt posted:i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here' lmfao Daikatana Ritsu posted:My friends little brother got so mad playing smash bros he popped and smashed an unopened bag of doritos the only person i've seen break a gc controller was a 14 year old who after losing a game of smash bros, took the controller by the handle and smashed the other end into the ground so hard it split in half and hte shoulder buttons popped out
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That Little Demon posted:Dad cried playing Munche's Oddysey Dude… are you crying because of the
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I was playing guitar hero at my friends house and the necks of all his guitars were split along the seam going down the side of the head/neck. He explained that this was because if he couldn’t beat a song he would sit cross-legged with the guitar in his lap, rest the head against his forehead, and squeeze it against his body until it split to “release his anger”
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El Spider posted:Ladies and gentlemen, the thread you've been waiting for.. to air out your friends / family's / gf bf etc's top gaming fails [loud rear end foghorn goes off] Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Lol
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El Spider posted:Ladies and gentlemen, the thread you've been waiting for.. to air out your friends / family's / gf bf etc's top gaming fails [loud rear end foghorn goes off] wait what hte gently caress
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very nice i like posted:Today I let my gf get the Sims 4 to play because she loves that poo poo, customizing life builder etc. Within 2 hours she killed her Sim because it started a fire cooking eggs and she couldn't figure out how to put it out. She then saved over the file because she thought it was dead forever. I love her dearly Bro wait what. I thought youj were OP??? Lol, what the gently caress?? I thought you were el spider.. O. o
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goferchan posted:Dad would get really motion sick from video games. Both my parents were pretty religious when I was growing up and very sensitive to me playing games with anything they perceived to be sacreligious. I bought Black and White in middle school and my dad walked up like "watcha playing?" and I knew he wouldn't be cool with it when he realized it was about being God so I just immediately started spinning the camera around as fast as I could and he instantly had to leave the room
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symbolic posted:kinda similar but my dad had/still has a weird aversion to swearing no matter what, and there was a line in the Simpsons Hit & Run where Homer randomly calls someone a jerkass and every time he'd walk in on me playing it as a kid i'd pray that Homer didn't say lest my dad would freak out and confiscate the game. one time he poked his head in to talk to me and Homer started saying the line, and i quickly tried to drown it out by talking really loudly over it but mistimed it entirely in my panic, so what my dad heard was "THAT'S COOL" "-jerkass!"
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Wormskull posted:My dad was better than me at every game when I was a kid and as an adult he doesn't play anything you could really fail at. So I've never witnessed it OP. This.
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Wormskull posted:My friend’s single dad left the house a total wreck and in the middle of the living room on stacks of phone books and miscellaneous portfolios and poo poo, as late as like 2009 this guy had a old rear end yellow CRT with a Red Alert game running on it that was, I was told, several months old at least, and that this poo poo was a regular thing and absolutely off limits and he was like showing me around his dads map but looking over his shoulder scared he might come through the front door lmfao. And putting the screen exactly back and poo poo to cover his tracks. Red Alert dads ftw.
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Martman posted:My friend got me Cyberpunk 2077 as a gift even though I was pretty sure it would be really janky at launch and it's not my kinda game. I still appreciated it, so I put 10 hours into it but it really didn't run well on my computer so I stopped LMfao
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Larry Parrish posted:I've told the story before but my parents bought me Counter-Strike: Condition Zero for Christmas when I was like 9 or 10 and one time I came out of my room after doing homework to find my dad attempting to do a bot skirmish. He had no armor and just the USP so after watching him lose a round I said 'you know you can buy better equipment' and he leaped up from the computer like I caught him jacking off or something. Didn't see him even look at a game for the next couple years lol. He was actually jacking off lol
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That Little Demon posted:Dad cried playing Munche's Oddysey LMfaoing. My dad kind of liked killing the fuzzles and slave guys I think, but encouraged me not to do so. He was probably imagining it as me and my sister lmao. He also 100 percented the game though lol. Duality of man
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insane anime posted:LMfaoing. My dad kind of liked killing the fuzzles and slave guys I think, but encouraged me not to do so. He was probably imagining it as me and my sister lmao. He also 100 percented the game though lol. Duality of man Lmao
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insane anime posted:LMfaoing. My dad kind of liked killing the fuzzles and slave guys I think, but encouraged me not to do so. He was probably imagining it as me and my sister lmao. He also 100 percented the game though lol. Duality of man lol but drat chilll bro lmfao
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insane anime posted:Bro wait what. I thought youj were OP??? Lol, what the gently caress?? I thought you were el spider.. O. o i am lol, the first 2 posts were that way on purpose
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i have lots of stories. most are probably kind of hosed up but ill post some of them anyways lol.
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El Spider posted:i am lol, the first 2 posts were that way on purpose great , another schizophrenic imp zone thread
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