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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

That Little Demon posted:

what the gently caress is your problem

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I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

what the gently caress is your problem

Why don’t people talk about gamer on gamer violence

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

don't get me wrong fellas, i was stoked to play Legends of Wrestling too but both families were pretty poor lol

Joan
Mar 28, 2021

Wormskull posted:

My dad was better than me at every game when I was a kid and as an adult he doesn't play anything you could really fail at. So I've never witnessed it OP.

Same. I wasn't even able to legitimately beat my dad at a game until I was 15

Joan
Mar 28, 2021

mbt posted:

i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here'

Lol

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Joan posted:

Same. I wasn't even able to legitimately beat my dad at a game until I was 15

he got beat by a girl lol

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

he got beat by a girl lol

lmfao

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

he got beat by a girl lol

you know he had the worst day at work the next day lol

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

oh one time my brother got so pissed off while trying to beat Mega Man Soccer that he got up and kicked the SNES so hard that it broke off a huge chunk of the bottom of the case

worked fine so we just put electrical tape over it and went back to Mega Man Soccer

edit - i forgot the best part, after all that he finally beat it only to learn that it doesn't have an ending. the only thing that happens is roll and kalinka(?) come onto the field with a banner that says congratulations but it's misspelled



he had a calm gamer moment after that and just got up and turned off the SNES

tmfc fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Sep 15, 2022

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

he got beat by a girl lol

That Little Demon posted:

you know he had the worst day at work the next day lol

Lol

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

he got beat by a girl lol

That Little Demon posted:

you know he had the worst day at work the next day lol

lol

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That Little Demon posted:

you know he had the worst day at work the next day lol

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006


Lol

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

tmfc posted:

oh one time my brother got so pissed off while trying to beat Mega Man Soccer that he got up and kicked the SNES so hard that it broke off a huge chunk of the bottom of the case

worked fine so we just put electrical tape over it and went back to Mega Man Soccer

edit - i forgot the best part, after all that he finally beat it only to learn that it doesn't have an ending. the only thing that happens is roll and kalinka(?) come onto the field with a banner that says congratulations but it's misspelled



he had a calm gamer moment after that and just got up and turned off the SNES

lol

Joan
Mar 28, 2021

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

he got beat by a girl lol

1v1 me

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Joan posted:

1v1 me

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Joan posted:

1v1 me

In what.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

tmfc posted:

oh one time my brother got so pissed off while trying to beat Mega Man Soccer that he got up and kicked the SNES so hard that it broke off a huge chunk of the bottom of the case

worked fine so we just put electrical tape over it and went back to Mega Man Soccer

edit - i forgot the best part, after all that he finally beat it only to learn that it doesn't have an ending. the only thing that happens is roll and kalinka(?) come onto the field with a banner that says congratulations but it's misspelled



he had a calm gamer moment after that and just got up and turned off the SNES

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

Lmao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I got keylogged by my high school friends trying to download a cheat program.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

lol cool

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lol at porn being less shameful than cheating at BG2. *Knock at door* Just a second!!! *Frantically tries to drag Ultimate_BG2_TrainerNOTAVIRUS.exe to recycling bin*

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

THIS ugly son of a bitch is SLAYING DEMILICHES and basically YOUR THAC0 is loving STUPID

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol at porn being less shameful than cheating at BG2. *Knock at door* Just a second!!! *Frantically tries to drag Ultimate_BG2_TrainerNOTAVIRUS.exe to recycling bin*

lmfao

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol at porn being less shameful than cheating at BG2. *Knock at door* Just a second!!! *Frantically tries to drag Ultimate_BG2_TrainerNOTAVIRUS.exe to recycling bin*

lmao

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

"son, your mother was cleaning your room and found...this under your bed. care to explain?" [holds up tattered Throne of Bhaal strategy guide]

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

lmao

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

lmao

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol at porn being less shameful than cheating at BG2. *Knock at door* Just a second!!! *Frantically tries to drag Ultimate_BG2_TrainerNOTAVIRUS.exe to recycling bin*

lmao

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
playing overcooked with my sister and her bf when with like ten seconds left he fell in the water carrying a finished meal and blew the three star and she put her controller down, real calm, and said to him "god, you're dead weight." then just got up and walked out the room

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

some plague rats posted:

playing overcooked with my sister and her bf when with like ten seconds left he fell in the water carrying a finished meal and blew the three star and she put her controller down, real calm, and said to him "god, you're dead weight." then just got up and walked out the room

lmao

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

some plague rats posted:

playing overcooked with my sister and her bf when with like ten seconds left he fell in the water carrying a finished meal and blew the three star and she put her controller down, real calm, and said to him "god, you're dead weight." then just got up and walked out the room

lmfao but also because i first read this as overwatch and thought i was having a stroke

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mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol at porn being less shameful than cheating at BG2. *Knock at door* Just a second!!! *Frantically tries to drag Ultimate_BG2_TrainerNOTAVIRUS.exe to recycling bin*

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

some plague rats posted:

playing overcooked with my sister and her bf when with like ten seconds left he fell in the water carrying a finished meal and blew the three star and she put her controller down, real calm, and said to him "god, you're dead weight." then just got up and walked out the room

lmao

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