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El Spider posted:Ladies and gentlemen, the thread you've been waiting for.. to air out your friends / family's / gf bf etc's top gaming fails [loud rear end foghorn goes off] Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Lol
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El Spider posted:Ladies and gentlemen, the thread you've been waiting for.. to air out your friends / family's / gf bf etc's top gaming fails [loud rear end foghorn goes off] wait what hte gently caress
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very nice i like posted:Today I let my gf get the Sims 4 to play because she loves that poo poo, customizing life builder etc. Within 2 hours she killed her Sim because it started a fire cooking eggs and she couldn't figure out how to put it out. She then saved over the file because she thought it was dead forever. I love her dearly Bro wait what. I thought youj were OP??? Lol, what the gently caress?? I thought you were el spider.. O. o
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Sep 15, 2022 00:31
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goferchan posted:Dad would get really motion sick from video games. Both my parents were pretty religious when I was growing up and very sensitive to me playing games with anything they perceived to be sacreligious. I bought Black and White in middle school and my dad walked up like "watcha playing?" and I knew he wouldn't be cool with it when he realized it was about being God so I just immediately started spinning the camera around as fast as I could and he instantly had to leave the room
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Sep 15, 2022 00:33
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symbolic posted:kinda similar but my dad had/still has a weird aversion to swearing no matter what, and there was a line in the Simpsons Hit & Run where Homer randomly calls someone a jerkass and every time he'd walk in on me playing it as a kid i'd pray that Homer didn't say lest my dad would freak out and confiscate the game. one time he poked his head in to talk to me and Homer started saying the line, and i quickly tried to drown it out by talking really loudly over it but mistimed it entirely in my panic, so what my dad heard was "THAT'S COOL" "-jerkass!"
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Sep 15, 2022 00:33
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Wormskull posted:My dad was better than me at every game when I was a kid and as an adult he doesn't play anything you could really fail at. So I've never witnessed it OP. This.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:35
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Wormskull posted:My friend’s single dad left the house a total wreck and in the middle of the living room on stacks of phone books and miscellaneous portfolios and poo poo, as late as like 2009 this guy had a old rear end yellow CRT with a Red Alert game running on it that was, I was told, several months old at least, and that this poo poo was a regular thing and absolutely off limits and he was like showing me around his dads map but looking over his shoulder scared he might come through the front door lmfao. And putting the screen exactly back and poo poo to cover his tracks. Red Alert dads ftw.
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Martman posted:My friend got me Cyberpunk 2077 as a gift even though I was pretty sure it would be really janky at launch and it's not my kinda game. I still appreciated it, so I put 10 hours into it but it really didn't run well on my computer so I stopped LMfao
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Larry Parrish posted:I've told the story before but my parents bought me Counter-Strike: Condition Zero for Christmas when I was like 9 or 10 and one time I came out of my room after doing homework to find my dad attempting to do a bot skirmish. He had no armor and just the USP so after watching him lose a round I said 'you know you can buy better equipment' and he leaped up from the computer like I caught him jacking off or something. Didn't see him even look at a game for the next couple years lol. He was actually jacking off lol
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Sep 15, 2022 00:36
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That Little Demon posted:Dad cried playing Munche's Oddysey LMfaoing. My dad kind of liked killing the fuzzles and slave guys I think, but encouraged me not to do so. He was probably imagining it as me and my sister lmao. He also 100 percented the game though lol. Duality of man
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Sep 15, 2022 00:39
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i have lots of stories. most are probably kind of hosed up but ill post some of them anyways lol.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:45
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El Spider posted:i am lol, the first 2 posts were that way on purpose great , another schizophrenic imp zone thread
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Sep 15, 2022 00:45
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7th grade. Little back story. Big, like 250 lbs, kind of retarded kid moves into town and is seen riding his bike in teal crocs with kids like 6 years younger for him at te baseball diamonds. We feel bad for him and ask him his name, He says 'Mike Jones (like the rapper)' lmao, and then we ask him to hang out with us. We were realy big into Call of Duty Modern Warfare Split Screen in the basement at the time and he said he played. These were loving intense sessions. Everytihng was on the loving line. I havent been kicked off the xbox all loving day cuz me and my boy were running the table. its time for Mike Jones to play, and he brings his own controller. Screen cheating / peeking is outright banned and you will be murdered if caught. Kill cams off. Were on Backlot. I'm on top of the house and I die. I'm in the house second level and I die. One loving tap each tap. It happens one more loving time on the lower level and now I'm raging. How the gently caress am I getting one tapped? ONe of the homies who was spectating on the couch taps me on the shoulder and motions for me to screen peak. The guy is using a G3 which was not 7th grade split screen meta..And its going off like a loving Ak47 fire rate. We all realize that hes using a modded controller and then all of us just pin Mike Jones down on the loving carpet and take turns beating his rear end like the Shinebox guy in Goodfellas. Lmao 
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Sep 15, 2022 00:53
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Same year, same house. Theres an older brother like loving Lars from Rocket Power type energy or sometihng. Real dick bullyish older brother that was a total douchebag. Were playing rock band. One of the homies decides to mouth off to the older brother that NO were not going to quiet down and we dont care about his [redacted] friends trying to drink Miller Lite in the garage. Older brother takes a rock band drum stick and rams it straight in to my boys taint  Lmfao. he left crying and never came bakc, which really sucked because he had a lot of the xbox controllers for halo splti screen we needed
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Sep 15, 2022 00:57
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trying to jack off posted:just lol at anyone that has a no screen watching rule. it was allowed and encouraged with my friends since it stops that one person that constantly whines that you peeped their screen every time they die me watching my friends screen 
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Sep 15, 2022 01:35
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just remembered runescape stories lol.. Ahh sheeeeeet. 6th grade were all addicted ot this poo poo. Basically all of our first MMOs and my ones friend mom would not let him play the game because there were strangers online that could talk to us and groom us. He made a deal with his mom that he could play if he didnt type to people online, so every now and then he would call my house and have me barter with people he was trading etc if he was scared his mom could hear him typing lol. So I would have to like ask him the username over the phone and then write PMs on his behalf hahahaha
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Sep 15, 2022 02:16
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i lived in a very small town sub 3000 people where everyone knew everyone. Like, I can go back there and tell you where So and so lived for like every house. So we knew street addresses..Birthdays were common knowledge and attainable from school..and most of us knew pets names. These were basically the keys to Runescapes account recovery. The lorebeard elder gods of runescape were two mega virgin shut ins in high school. We were 6th/7th graders and this one Kid had the loving balls to use the small town knowledge into getting on a max level guys account that had been a member since like Old school runescape. He emptied the guys entire accoutn and bank rolled all of us with high end gear none of us could even wear and a bunch of cosmetic items from holiday parties and i remember for like the first time ever in my life i wasnt worried about the repercussions of being beaten by an older kid id pissed off because these guys were such loving nerds lol. I remember dropping this loving dwarven cannon with like unlimited cannon balls and just spamming that poo poo on like level 20 barbarians in the barbarian village Feeling like a loving pimp lol. The noobs around me saying 'nice cannon' had no idea that mother fucker was hot lol
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Sep 15, 2022 02:21
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very nice i like posted:Me and some friends tried making a small "clan" of sorts, there was maybe like 4 or 5 of us that idled together after school before grinding for 30 mins then getting called for dinner. One day one of them pmed me asking if I could stop training my range level because he wanted to be the one in the clan with the highest stat. Lol gg get poo poo on I went loving hard on that after just so I could be all oh this? Muh 12 hours of free time? Yeah thats chump change, I don't even have a bedtime yea this older kid was paying me for the summer to level his magic from 70 to 80 and it took so much way longer than i thought. it was like 1 dollar an hour now that i do the math lmfao. But i watned to be Cool haha. Got scammed hard lol.
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very nice i like posted:This one is partially 1sthand but still relevant. It's 3rd or 4th grade, everyone and their mother is playing pokemon ruby/sapphire and I'm on the bandwagon. One day at recess everyone is clandestinely whipping out their GBAs and GBSPs to link battle because someone had the balls to bring their cable to school. A guy named Noel is whooping everyone's asses with some mystery team nobody wants to talk about. gently caress him
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