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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

goferchan posted:

Dad would get really motion sick from video games. Both my parents were pretty religious when I was growing up and very sensitive to me playing games with anything they perceived to be sacreligious. I bought Black and White in middle school and my dad walked up like "watcha playing?" and I knew he wouldn't be cool with it when he realized it was about being God so I just immediately started spinning the camera around as fast as I could and he instantly had to leave the room


Wormskull posted:

Oh yeah I probably told of this but my dad reformatted my hard drive while I was at school and I had just finally got to disk 2 past the hosed dock boss fight or whatever on the PC version and I ran into my room almost screaming and cried like my life just ended. I had just prior to that been so dumbstruck by Sephiroth’s unforgivable act that I fumbled to even put the disk into the tray lol after like 15 seconds of looking at the big Mog or whatever telling me to insert 2.

Lmao

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mbt posted:

i was back from college for a week, and my brother was having trouble killing barioth in monster hunter tri. when i beat the quest for him he ripped the power cord out and said 'this is why no one wants you here'

Lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Tfw your brother beats Baritoh for you

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

That Little Demon posted:

Dad cried playing Munche's Oddysey

Dude… are you crying because of the cows hosed up alien things?

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

insane anime posted:

LMfaoing. My dad kind of liked killing the fuzzles and slave guys I think, but encouraged me not to do so. He was probably imagining it as me and my sister lmao. He also 100 percented the game though lol. Duality of man

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

insane anime posted:

7th grade. Little back story. Big, like 250 lbs, kind of retarded kid moves into town and is seen riding his bike in teal crocs with kids like 6 years younger for him at te baseball diamonds. We feel bad for him and ask him his name, He says 'Mike Jones (like the rapper)' lmao, and then we ask him to hang out with us. We were realy big into Call of Duty Modern Warfare Split Screen in the basement at the time and he said he played. These were loving intense sessions. Everytihng was on the loving line. I havent been kicked off the xbox all loving day cuz me and my boy were running the table. its time for Mike Jones to play, and he brings his own controller. Screen cheating / peeking is outright banned and you will be murdered if caught. Kill cams off.

Were on Backlot. I'm on top of the house and I die. I'm in the house second level and I die. One loving tap each tap. It happens one more loving time on the lower level and now I'm raging. How the gently caress am I getting one tapped? ONe of the homies who was spectating on the couch taps me on the shoulder and motions for me to screen peak. The guy is using a G3 which was not 7th grade split screen meta..And its going off like a loving Ak47 fire rate. We all realize that hes using a modded controller and then all of us just pin Mike Jones down on the loving carpet and take turns beating his rear end like the Shinebox guy in Goodfellas. Lmao :cheers:

Lmao. Putting Xbox controllers in a sock and beating him in the stomach like Private Pyle

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

That Little Demon posted:

screenweatchers at sleepovers got
- their shoes stolen, good luck explaining that to your mom shithead

- go ahead, show us the kickflip you lied about, we are ALL watching

- Ketchup and mustard poured on their clothes while they slept, yep, you are a loving bitch

- Called the girl they admitted they liked and did a lispy voice (thanks kid witha lisp who was acually cool and didn't screen cheat, a real bro)

To lispy kid: You've always been cool. Don't come to the sleepover tomorrow

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

symbolic posted:

reminded me that the first time i met my friend's fiance, the three of us ended up at my place to play games. he very clearly resented me for dating her before though, and that coupled with gradually becoming insanely frustrated at dying over and over in New Super Mario Bros. Wii led to him eventually standing up, throwing his controller at the couch, and storming out without a word to trudge back to their place a mile and a half away in the rain


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

dude.. you cucked him.

Lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

he got beat by a girl lol

That Little Demon posted:

you know he had the worst day at work the next day lol

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lol at porn being less shameful than cheating at BG2. *Knock at door* Just a second!!! *Frantically tries to drag Ultimate_BG2_TrainerNOTAVIRUS.exe to recycling bin*

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

THIS ugly son of a bitch is SLAYING DEMILICHES and basically YOUR THAC0 is loving STUPID

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lmao

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

EmmyOk posted:

Lol to all

And to all a good lol.

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