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Dead to me if you aren’t already you will be regards teen witch |
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this is a weird way to address the situation but yes i did steal a bag of tostitos and half a jar of salsa. i was very high. i will replace them.
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Sep 14, 2022 23:39
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i could live off of chips and salsa |
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Sep 14, 2022 23:45
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Heather Papps posted:this is a weird way to address the situation but yes i did steal a bag of tostitos and half a jar of salsa. i was very high. i will replace them. HP how could you we have such a tight bond and you betray me why
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Sep 14, 2022 23:48
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i am a terrible roommate i really shouldn't live with other humans. sometimes when i take my brain meds and have smoked my evening bongs my stomach takes over, i am really sorry. i can't even blame this one on sleepwalking.
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Sep 14, 2022 23:49
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you better not replace it with store brand, I expect blue corn
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Sep 15, 2022 00:09
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i feel pretty bad i'm gonna buy some queso as well
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Sep 15, 2022 00:16
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I’m lactose intolerant why do you hate me what did I do
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Sep 15, 2022 00:18
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Gotta dunk those chunks in some queso blanco or salsa verde Or guac Or red salsa or questionable yellow stuff Or green pesto that I somehow mistook for salsa verde but I didn't feel like putting it back I'm not picky |
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Sep 15, 2022 00:29
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teen witch posted:I’m lactose intolerant i think i was born to gently caress stuff up sometimes
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Sep 15, 2022 00:37
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I'm trying to get a job as the person who chips them off the tortilla, like with a little hammer and chisel I imagine |
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Sep 16, 2022 07:23
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what are u playing tortilla poker??
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Sep 16, 2022 14:13
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Tortilla chips are angelic and if you eat them you're an angel 
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Sep 16, 2022 14:25
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What if I like tortilla chips, but I'm also dead? |
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Sep 16, 2022 14:32
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Escape From Noise posted:What if I like tortilla chips, but I'm also dead? 
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Sep 16, 2022 15:33
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you know i can't grab your ghost chips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWirGxV7Q8
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Sep 16, 2022 15:38
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"reaper madness" is very byob |
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Sep 16, 2022 15:39
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Once I brought some of those tortilla chips that come in a paper bag in to work and one of my colleagues from Winnipeg said I ought to get La Cocina brand because they're the best tortilla chips I'll ever try and they're made by a local place in Manitoba (they sell them in grocery stores across western Canada). Initially I was skeptical, because my internal prejudice thought what do Manitobans know about tortilla chips, but hot drat if he wasn't 100% correct. I'm sorry I doubted the quality of Manitoba tortilla chips! |
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Sep 16, 2022 15:44
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3 pound bag of tortilla chips from costco!! bought every time im there!!! i go BIG mode!!!! |
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Sep 16, 2022 17:17
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Rosettas posted:3 pound bag of tortilla chips from costco!! bought every time im there!!! i go BIG mode!!!! just put it into my salsa trough
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Sep 16, 2022 17:18
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Pro tip: dump the tortilla crumbs and broken bits at the bottom of the bag into the salsa bowl and eat them up with a spoon like delicious spicy cereal. |
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Sep 16, 2022 18:31
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Heather Papps posted:i think i was born to gently caress stuff up sometimes someday, someone write this in my byobituary
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Sep 18, 2022 02:19
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waiting on my doctor to approve a transfusion where they replace my blood with salsa |
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Sep 21, 2022 03:13
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Getting queso injections into my butt. The cheese rear end. |
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Sep 21, 2022 06:32
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drat I could really go for some tortilla chips and queso and to hell with you spellcheck I will type in whatever language I want
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Sep 21, 2022 21:40
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i am ethnically 25% tortilla chip and i am certainly not about to start hating myself. let us all tortillify together in delicious harmony |
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Sep 21, 2022 23:05
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tortillas? good. chips? great. tortilla chips? they just make sense.
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Sep 22, 2022 04:15
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chocolate chip tortilla chip flavored potato chips
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Sep 22, 2022 05:37
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My dad's name is Chip and I used to call my aunt "Tortilla". I was born for this. |
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Sep 22, 2022 06:30
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Sep 22, 2022 06:32
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Hypothetically, if I think tortilla chips are ok, but meh, what does that make me? In a coma to you? School buddy that drifted apart with time to you? Guy whose phone number I lost to you? |
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Sep 22, 2022 15:40
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Hypothetically, if I think tortilla chips are ok, but meh, what does that make me? Ban this filth |
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Sep 22, 2022 18:37
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Apparently the Mini Stop has stopped carrying tortilla chips. This means fuckin war. |
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Oct 1, 2022 18:10
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Scuba Trooper posted:i could live off of chips and salsa You might get scurvy. |
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Oct 1, 2022 19:19
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cruft posted:You might get scurvy. Salsa has vitamin c. Tomatoes have it, as do pineapples and mangoes if you have that kind of salsa. |
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Oct 1, 2022 19:45
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Tortilla chips are the best chips and if you disagree, meet me out back the BYOB posting dumpster in 14 minutes so I can set your teeth straight again, bud. |
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Oct 1, 2022 20:26
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I'm in the mood for some tortilla chips. |
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Oct 1, 2022 22:49
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Escape From Noise posted:Apparently the Mini Stop has stopped carrying tortilla chips. This means fuckin war. Have you tried burning it to the ground?? 
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Oct 1, 2022 23:10
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rear end-penny posted:Have you tried burning it to the ground?? this, EFN, there's only one solution here and bring your own tortillas and a stockpot of oil. should do it up right there.
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17th century monks would often do a chips and salsa fast for lent |
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