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Everyone* has at least one crazy "incident" story from their school days In primary school, the head of PE ran off to Bournemouth with a mate's mum The senior school I went to had a war with the posh grammar school next door - one night there must have been about 50 posh kids waiting outside our gates for anyone wearing our uniform to come out Oh and a girl went berserk and got herself expelled during a fire alarm evacuation, for fighting the principal in front of the entire school. That's all I've really got - what about you lot? *except maybe the homeschooled kids, and even they probably had a meltdown or two
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Sep 14, 2022 23:50
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One of the big dumb sports-loving kids  accidentally tackled/slammed/pushed the other sports-loving kid who was also good at math against the side of the school during recess and he had to be hospitalized+stitches about 2 weeks before summer vacation right when everything was winding down
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Sep 14, 2022 23:52
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I had never seen a food fight until the last day of middle school, but I was in an outdoor courtyard outside the lunchroom when it happened. It was a lot more violent than you see in the movies.
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Sep 14, 2022 23:55
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A girl committed suicide after being cyberbullied, but that happened after I graduated. Before I graduated, the band director and choir director were loving and it was all scandalous and whatnot. They were both shitheads who deserved each other, but as far as I know it didn't work out.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:04
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My dad hung my mom in effigy from the roof of this 2 story tower he had built on our property and the full school bus went by in the morning and everyone saw it. We had moved to my grandmother's by then and so I didn't know until the principal came and pulled me out of a class that morning to make sure I was OK. No one had said anything to me about it yet. That's all I remember except it was described to me as a full size actual mannequin and spray painted stuff on the wall near it He took the divorce hard Thanks dad
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Sep 15, 2022 00:12
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Spinz posted:My dad hung my mom in effigy from the roof of this 2 story tower he had built on our property and the full school bus went by in the morning and everyone saw it. holy moly In high school, it was highly hypothesized that the young pair of science teachers who were friends were loving this small group of senior girls who hung around them way, way too much welp one day the poo poo hit the fan, and boy that was not the end of it it hit the fan because one of them was busted forging passes to the nearby, 5 minute ride ferry, which cost at most, then, like $3-$5 on school equipment, and apparently that lead to some spinout where the same guy was seen half naked getting into his car and speeding off from one of the girls' homes. This exploded the summer after my senior year, so I was not around the next to see what happened. I imagine it was extremely uncomfortable at that school. e. the idiot above (I forget what happened to the other guy) was just such scum. Ex marine, bragged on that hard, growly talker, big macho presence, swore a bunch in class / made wildly inapropriate jokes, and just god it was lovely
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Sep 15, 2022 00:18
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I can't really think of too many "THE" incidents at my school, but there as a rivalry of some sort between my middle school/junior high/whatever the gently caress and the Catholic school in our part of town. Occasionally a bunch of people from my school would walk down to that school at lunch and wait in the park across the road. The teachers at that school knew what was up and most of the time they wouldn't let their kids outside at lunch. There did end up being a few rumbles but nothing major. When my brother was in grade 8 there was a kid in his class who got killed by another kid with a BB gun. *Supposedly* they were fooling around with it, the other kid tossed it on the ground and it went off, bb hit the kid in the chest went through (in between) his ribs and hit him in the heart. He died. That was the official story anyway, but theres a gang of MFs from my neighborhood that don't believe it. I guess it was sad or whatever, but NGL the dead kid was kind of an rear end in a top hat. One kid did some bad acid and was in the hospital all hosed up for a few weeks, or a few months or something. He was from my part of town, and I kinda knew him but he went to a different high school at the time. Other than that, I can't think of anything particularly noteworthy. Nobody that I knew in high school or otherwise got killed at 17 in a high school drunk driving accident, ATV crash or whatever. But as far as I know, nobody at my high school was named Cody, or Coti so the odds of anything like that drop considerably.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:25
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There was this very religious teacher would always talk up her favorite student. He had died of cancer a few years before, and the school was covered with memorials to him. Over a weekend, some kids got into her classroom and covered her board with messages from his ghost and descriptions of hell For some reason Tyson Foods sent someone dressed in a chicken mascot costume to our cafeteria for a day. Someone thought it would be funny to tackle it at full speed. Well the person in the costume ended up being an older woman, and I'm pretty sure she was hospitalized
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Sep 15, 2022 00:27
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mr hickmans fly was down all class and as he was teaching his balls came out and he had his balls out in front of steph defazio who ran out of the room screaming!!!
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Sep 15, 2022 00:27
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When I went to continuation school we had 1 on 1 teachers who could give us assignments and talk us through them, and we'd go in twice a week to turn our assignments in and get new ones, but there was a small group of us so it was like 3-5 students and teachers for a couple hours and then a new group would come in as we were being let out. They tolerated a lot of like chit chat and goofing off because we were gently caress-ups but also, I think, because they knew we were kids and if they clamped down on us we weren't going to learn anything. Anyway, because of that I made friends with one of the punk rock girls who had the same schedule. She didn't show up for like a month or something at one point, and when I asked my teacher told me in a super hushed tone when no one else was around that she had run off with her teacher. It didn't stay a secret long after she told me.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:27
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My history teacher watched porn in the library and while we watched Schindler’s List. It was something we joked about, like, hahaha he’s sitting in the corner bet he’s watching poooooorn and turned out to be true. He got caught when a girl walked up to his desk to ask a question and he didn’t minimize fast enough.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:28
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Day after Columbine an edgelord wore a trenchcoat and a shirt that said "TCM 15 JOCKS 0" on it. He got suspended but didn't get expelled or anything. Different time. He did a report on Hitler. I think he is probably a goon.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:28
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Elderbean posted:My history teacher watched porn in the library and while we watched Schindler’s List. It was something we joked about, like, hahaha he’s sitting in the corner bet he’s watching poooooorn and turned out to be true. He got caught when a girl walked up to his desk to ask a question and he didn’t minimize fast enough. oh lmao I know one that I think only I know of in college, it must've been freshman year, there was a professor in the computer science department largely known to be a curmudgeonly jackass, just bitter and lovely to students. you did not want him I had him for something, and he was teaching in a lecture hall that had a podium up front with a computer monitor recessed into it at an angle upwards, aimed at the presenter. on that monitor was the website alt.com, which at the time was a BDSM internet dating website lmao This isn't judging that at all, it's more this loving guy was happily engaging with this, on a faculty computer, which he's in the department he knows people can see lmao
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Sep 15, 2022 00:32
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I’m high school, someone smeared human poo poo all over the walls in the boy’s room across from the cafeteria. Before I found out what happened I was eating lunch and was wondering why it kind of smelled like poo poo that day.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:34
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Some burnout set a paper towel dispenser on fire in the boys room by the gym, and the entire school had to evacuate outside in January in Wisconsin. And we were not allowed to grab our coats because there was an actual loving fire. It did a small bit of damage but was thankfully only confined to that bathroom.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:34
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The big one for me was during and slightly after my senior year in high school where the high school football star got a sophomore pregnant and they decided to get married during the Homecoming parade the year after I graduated. It was this very bizarre sequence where the happy bride to be was crowned the Homecoming Queen as the football star was made to propose to her then and there to the cheers of everybody in the bleachers. And this was in the Midwest during the '90s, which I guess makes some sense. But the funnier thing about it is that over the course of the next few years they had kids and their marriage disintegrated because they were forced into marriage. The last I saw of the guy was in 2002 when I was working at a video store a few towns over and he came up to me asking for change. His teeth were brown, he smelled bad, and from my coworkers I learned he was big into heroin. He's probably dead now. That's also why I never go to any sort of high school reunions.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:34
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How many of you had "that girl who was loving herself with a hotdog and the hotdog broke and she had to go to the doctor's office to get the broken piece taken out"? Also, I guess I forgot that my grade 7 teacher got fired for doing stuff like "waving" a pig fetus in some student's faces. I was there and I'm pretty sure he was just walking around showing the poo poo to students. It was science class and these were preserved specimens. About a month left to go in the year he got replaced by a substitute teacher and some time over the summer he got canned.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:34
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I remembered another one This was an incident only in retrospect In my 8th grade creative writing class for like 2 months maybe we had a new student. She totally didn't fit in: she wore biker clothes, had her wallet attached to her pants with a chain and had homemade tattoos. She was shy and nice and a friend of mine in that class who was an outcast went out of her way to be nice to her so I was too and I remembered her. Then she just stopped coming to class never saw her again. She was one of the 1st victims found of the Green River killer. The picture that is always shown of her is The same exact one as in my yearbook. She was at my school long enough to get that picture taken. 
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Sep 15, 2022 00:41
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This reminded me that our shop teacher threw down with a student who was clowning on him but I wasn't there when it happened. Apparently they squared up first and everything, like it wasn't the teacher just throwing hands or sucker punching him.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:43
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Spinz posted:I remembered another one that's so loving sad
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Sep 15, 2022 00:44
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Oh boy. The high school I went to used to have a catholic priest as the headmaster. I heard no stories about perversion but he was known to be quite sadistic and could pick on certain people. One time one of his victims stole a carving knife from the art department and tried to slash his throat with it. He survived but was badly scarred and retired shortly after, only one year before I started there. My grandmother - so devout that she thought victims of catholic abuse were just scammers looking for a payday - said the guy who slashed his throat should have slashed it better. After I left the school I heard about another former pupil. His dad had bought him a ride-on lawnmower so he could start his own buisiness. He decided to take it on a joyride through the corridors of our former school and didn't make any effort to disguise himself. My friend went to a different high school and him and a lot of his classmates got in trouble for what was called "One of the most heinous incidents the schoolboard has ever seen." Some gross creep took a crap in some other guys schoolbag. They all agreed the schoolbag shitter was due for a proper kicking. N. Ireland has come a long way over the past few decades. One of the biggest pieces of gossip was how a girl at our school was... dating a protestant! Thankfully those days are over.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:49
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At my first high school (for normal kids), someone planted a pipe bomb next to the big propane tanks at night. Fortunately the fuse failed because it was taped down too tight. I don’t know how they figured out who did it, but the son of a faculty member was arrested (he was a junior or senior) and he ticked a lot of the boxes for a would-be terrorist: bright, weird, good at math, lived in the attic.He spent time in juvenile detention I heard, and then got a plum gig at a dotcom in the bay area. I hope his family is doing well At my second high school (for gently caress ups),nothing happened except for petty theft lol
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Sep 15, 2022 00:51
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Autoerotic asphyxiation and also Bob Saget went there. No connection that I know of between the two.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:52
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someone brought a rifle into my high school and scared the poo poo out of people with it...except for the part where the gun was unloaded and he no ammo on him or in his car I guess. just a cry for attention thing but people definitely thought there was going to be a school shooting that day which is also very much not great
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Sep 15, 2022 00:52
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Middle school Art teacher was arrested for molesting students High school one of the star baseball players pulled a gun on a mother in the after school car pick up line. Nothing happened to him. Another guy I knew got expelled and charged with felony terrorist threats for quoting an Upright Citizen's Brigade sketch where a guy screamed "I'M GONNA KILL YOU" After I graduated the school was featured on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver because the school's mascot was a confederate plantation owner and people constantly flew Confederate flags at their games, especially when they played black schools.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:52
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One girl [from a notorious local criminal family] got arrested mid-class for her part in a human trafficking, drug smuggling, prostitution and gun running operation. Sabine Thomas went apeshit and demolished a classroom and hospitalised a coupla teachers and was never at school again. I asked her about it years later, she'd been doing PCP. One of the P.E teachers got busted having set up a bunch of mirrors so he could watch the girls undress. The super young history teacher was off for a month, turned out it was complications from an abortion cause she'd gotten pregnant to a student. We found a dead guy at the main gate one morning. So far as anyone could figure it was a hit-and-run.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:53
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Skulker posted:One girl [from a notorious local criminal family] got arrested mid-class for her part in a human trafficking, drug smuggling, prostitution and gun running operation. Where did you go, Riverdale?
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Sep 15, 2022 00:55
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Mine is pretty dull. I went to a private boarding school that could double as a normal school (so some students came in the morning and left in the evening and some slept in the school dorms for the week or even for weeks save the occasional four day weekend or extended break at Christmas and Easter), it was run as a pretty tight ship with lots of discipline and rules (dress code, schedules of weekly chores that traded hands, if you really misbehaved you'd have to run laps on a track holding a log or dig ditches). So a small group of early teens decided to be cool and rebel and named themselves "The (School Name) Mafia" and did stuff like bring in alcohol, pornography, cigarettes, possibly even hunting weapons from home. They got caught and they got stuck with all of the usually passed around chores for the rest of the year, as well as other punishments I'm sure. Oh yeah and one kid completely lost his poo poo in an unrelated incident, just full on psycho breakdown, to the point where the two pys-ed teachers had to carefully restrain him in the school's dining room while he howled in rage. Needless to say, he disappeared after that; the school did have a fair number of 'problem kids', but that kid needed more than the school could provide. And a personal story that makes me smirk still because I'm sure that the guy involved was briefly terrified it would be 'the incident' for him. Before bed we'd get something sweet (our meals didn't have dessert), our nightly 'snack', and one of the minor punishments was to lose your 'snack' for the night or multiple nights. Anyway, generally only about 8 or so students stayed in the school over the weekend and that was our 'relaxation' time: no uniform, we got to watch movies at night and go on day trips and so on. Anyway one Friday night I lost my snack somehow, and later we were playing around and wrestling and our overseer, who was a pretty big chunky young guy, decided to jump off the couch and do the equivalent of giving me a 'bulldog', ie he grabbed my head around his arm and pseudo-spiked my head into the ground. He was careful, and I was perfectly fine, AND he warned me he was gonna do something in advance (as said, we were playing), but I decided to pretend that I had been knocked senseless for some reason. The guy bought it and actually tried to 'shake me awake', and after about 20 seconds I pretended to wake up and shrug off being dazed. I suspect as a bribe to not talk about how he almost gave one of the kids in his charge a concussion, he gave me my snack back. Ha ha. I beat the system. Once.
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Sep 15, 2022 00:58
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We filmed a movie and one of the science teachers wore coke-bottle glasses to film a scene for us. While we were doing that, or preparing to, (this was when WWE/backyard wrestling was big) I Irish whipped one of my good friends into an open locker door JUST as he was leaving his classroom at the end of the day and he blurted out "Jesus CHRIST, no!" and we, a group of like 4 of us had to convince him, that we were just wrasslin' and that I hadn't actually bodily whipped him entirely into a locker door because of how well he sold it. Funny thing was, he knew we were all friends, too, so me just randomly hauling off on dude would make even less sense. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Sep 15, 2022 |
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Sep 15, 2022 01:00
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Some student was buying weed and was fatally shot by the dealer, seemed like a bad business practice
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Sep 15, 2022 01:00
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My dad pissed on a nun's head once. He went to a deeply-Catholic all-boys school, where the teachers were all priests and nuns. One afternoon, he and his mate were in the boys' toilet, having a "who can piss the highest" contest. Three things to bear in mind here: 1. The windows directly above the urinal were open 2. The toilets were on the first floor, directly above the staff room, which had an external door 3. A nun was exiting said staff room through said external door You can probably guess the rest - amazingly he didn't get expelled. It's been 50 years and he still cracks up laughing whenever he tells that story. Oh and one of the priests at that school turned out to be a child molester. Dad wasn't one of his victims, but he says the fact that he and the other boys had to go to confession and confess their sins to this guy was the reason he lost his faith.
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Sep 15, 2022 01:08
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hatty posted:Some student was buying weed and was fatally shot by the dealer, seemed like a bad business practice how is it a bad business practice to cap the people you already know have money
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Sep 15, 2022 01:09
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Drinkslinger posted:My dad pissed on a nun's head once. none of that is funny?
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Big Beef City posted:none of that is funny? Deathslinger fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Sep 15, 2022 |
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Sep 15, 2022 01:16
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Big Beef City posted:how is it a bad business practice to cap the people you already know have money Seems less risky to just overcharge the dumb teen and not spend forty years in prison but I guess he was just felt like gambling that day
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Sep 15, 2022 01:18
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Guns in school, bombs going off, fights, suicides. The usual. Though there were no pedo teachers raping students that I knew of so maybe it wasn’t all bad.
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Sep 15, 2022 01:28
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German exchange student arrived on a Friday. Went to a party and let 3 dudes rail her in front of everyone. Shipped home on Monday.
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Sep 15, 2022 01:29
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A friend of mine took a decommissioned Israeli panzerfaust and tried to rob a truck bringing in Euros. He was not mentally well.
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Sep 15, 2022 01:32
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My 9th grade biology teacher was definitely a sex pest. he had a habit of sitting only on girls desks and had such a preference for calling on girls over guys that a bunch of 13-14 year olds noticed it
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Extra row of tits posted:German exchange student arrived on a Friday. (Assuming of course totally consensual)
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