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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:How do you even organise this? "So uh... anyone up for a circle jerk?" My senior year for a lot of home games a group of players would get together and watch porn and the QB would call "boner checks" on the non-senior players, which was just making them stand up. No circle jerks that I know of but I imagine that's how these things start. Guys getting together to watch porn was pretty typical, at least before all the porntube sites took off. Porn was a lot harder to come by, especially videos. But we've all heaed tales of porn stashes in the woods. This would have been 2001-2002, though, so you did have easily accessed porn sites with free videos, it was just still relatively new.
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Was the theory that no boner = gay, or just a general humiliation thing?
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May 4, 2023 15:22
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getting a boner and hiding it is obviously gay, equal in gayness to eating pussy (see: the sopranos)
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goatface posted:Was the theory that no boner = gay, or just a general humiliation thing? I don't know. I think the latter?
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May 4, 2023 15:25
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Hanging out with the boys peeping their boners to make sure they're not gay
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The 10 man football circle jerk is interesting to me as a Sociologist. I doubt all ten considered themselves gay, and it's not like participation in a circle jerk means you are a homosexual anyway, but highschool football players aren't known for thinking progressively. That's why I'm curious as to how it got started. Was it a dare? Hazing from other players? Were they watching porn together and it just happens? I want an ethnography of circle jerking now. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The 10 man football circle jerk is interesting to me as a Sociologist. oh yeah. a sociologist that hasn't been in a circle jerk. sure, i totally believe that
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May 4, 2023 18:53
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Someone must have studied the psychosexual dynamics of teenage sports teams. I played rugby as a kid, there's tons to work with.
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May 4, 2023 19:10
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I could do a proper literature review of this from my work computer but...no, not going to do that.
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May 4, 2023 19:15
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Whenever circle jerking with a group of people like your football team or whatever, you just have to make sure that *everyone* says "No homo" at least three times during the act. Everyone. At least three times. Or its gay.
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May 4, 2023 19:27
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The 10 man football circle jerk is interesting to me as a Sociologist. new thread title lol
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May 4, 2023 19:58
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Who doesn't jerk off with 9 other sapiens? No homo
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The 10 man football circle jerk is interesting to me as a Sociologist. what you're supposed to do is dress up like little kids and say like "boobies" a lot, while watching porn. Then you all jack off together. And you need a catch phrase for when you cum like "HERE COMES BOWSER" that's how you really do it
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May 4, 2023 20:32
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Is there supposed to be something in the middle of the circle that everyone jerks on to? Like the rival team's jersey or something? Or is it just group masturbation and team building, not so much a pep rally thing?
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May 4, 2023 20:34
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One girl could probably get an entire football team jerk each other off and love it if she promised to show her tits "Come on bro, she's gonna show her titties, let me suck your dick. Don't be gay."
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A Strange Aeon posted:Is there supposed to be something in the middle of the circle that everyone jerks on to? That's closer to classic "soggy biscuit" type games I would associate with private boarding schools for posh boys.
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May 4, 2023 20:47
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Thread very quickly ended up in Nuke From Orbit territory thanks
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The 10 man football circle jerk is interesting to me as a Sociologist. One thing that has always baffled me was where if men were hanging out, one guy would put porn on and they would watch it together. I'm talking about adults here. I know kids will watch it together because it's novel but I never understood grown men watching porn together. As far as I know, in the situations I've seen they're not jerking off together but what's the point of watching porn then?
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blight rhino posted:what you're supposed to do is dress up like little kids and say like "boobies" a lot, while watching porn. Then you all jack off together. And you need a catch phrase for when you cum like "HERE COMES BOWSER" This sure beats Mario bros!
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Tarkus posted:One thing that has always baffled me was where if men were hanging out, one guy would put porn on and they would watch it together. I'm talking about adults here. I know kids will watch it together because it's novel but I never understood grown men watching porn together. As far as I know, in the situations I've seen they're not jerking off together but what's the point of watching porn then? The plot
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The 10 man football circle jerk is interesting to me as a Sociologist. your avatar is interesting to me as a sociologist
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Baron von Eevl posted:This sure beats Mario bros! Knowing what I know now it seems like they could just beat each other Professor Shark posted:Thread very quickly ended up in Nuke From Orbit territory thanks No homo, though, bro
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Soul Dentist posted:
I didn’t say that
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Mulaney Power Move posted:"Come on bro, she's gonna show her titties, let me suck your dick. Don't be gay." 
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Mods lock onto my position and launch everything you have
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Baron von Eevl posted:This sure beats Mario bros! Lol, there we go. I was about to search for the story, because it would of just been .. uhh.... Weirder, if I just made that up. for the record Blue Moonlight posted:My wife [30F] thinks I'm [33M] gay? [misunderstanding] blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:39 on May 5, 2023 |
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Professor Shark posted:Mods lock onto my position and launch everything you have Ten mods in a circle, launching everything they have.
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blight rhino posted:Lol, there we go. I was about to search for the story, because it would of just been .. uhh.... Weirder, if I just made that up. I forgot that this story involved twelve guys who each had to host every 3 months, implying 48 of these events a year. Nigh-weekly pajama jerkoff seshes. Imagine the energy wasted if nobody was charging their crystal
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:your avatar is interesting to me as a sociologist yes my av and username are the result of fyad ownage but at least im not the guy who wants to lock the thread just because we're trying to have a mature discussion about circle jerks!!
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Mulaney Power Move posted:yes my av and username are the result of fyad ownage but at least im not the guy who wants to lock the thread just because we're trying to have a mature discussion about circle jerks!! Nope, you’re the guy super interested in high school circle jerks from a scientific pov who very maturely asked what people thought would happen if a high school girl got in the center and took out her high school boobs, you loving weirdo lol
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Hi everybody I heard this is the circle jerk thread how’s it going
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Some people have gotten really salty.
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Well don't that take the biscuit
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So what’s the deal with the one cookie on the coffee table why is everyone offering it to me and giggling?
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Are circle jerks strictly a (certain kind of) guy thing? I've never heard of chicks doing anything similar at all and find it a bit hard to imagine; popular culture would have me believe their slumber parties involve doing hair and makeup and stuff.
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Stop talking about high schoolers circle jerking.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Are circle jerks strictly a (certain kind of) guy thing? I mean yeah as far as I know, the 16 people who played in the band all present masc https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Circle_Jerks_band_members
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History teacher marches us into class one day, locks the doors, closes the blinds, and starts yelling. "Someone has written some DISGUSTING, SLANDEROUS graffiti about me and I am going to find out who loving did it." He passes out slips of paper to the entire class and tells us to write down where we were the previous night, as well as a list of our five closest friends. Dude was massive and furious and scared the class into cooperating. Once the bell rings, he says, "Haha, gotcha! Nobody actually accused me of anything, it was all part of the lesson plan. I was teaching you about Gestapo tactics during World War II and how people can be bullied into compliance and giving up their friends. Also, be sure not to mention this lesson to anybody because I'm doing it with another one of my classes later and I don't want to ruin the surprise!" After he went to prison that summer for raping students it took me a bit to make the connection that, "Ohhhhh, that was real. He was literally getting off on terrorizing us."
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Nameless Pete posted:History teacher marches us into class one day, locks the doors, closes the blinds, and starts yelling. "Someone has written some DISGUSTING, SLANDEROUS graffiti about me and I am going to find out who loving did it." He passes out slips of paper to the entire class and tells us to write down where we were the previous night, as well as a list of our five closest friends. Dude was massive and furious and scared the class into cooperating. quote:
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I had a health teacher do something kind of similar, she had a student play along and purposefully show up a few minutes late, then she absolutely lost her poo poo on this girl, screaming about how all the other teachers hate her and talk about how terrible this student is, slamming on the desk and loving everything. They did the reveal after a few minutes and took a bow and poo poo, I think the lesson was about bystander effect and people who witness abuse and don't intervene.
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