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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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Here's this mermaid swimming around and living under the sea. But her hair isn't even loving wet. What the gently caress is going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-wPm99PF9U

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Mermaids aren’t real; hope that helps.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
People making cynical cash grabs tend to not give a poo poo about the quality of their product, HTH.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Yaldabaoth posted:

People making cynical cash grabs tend to not give a poo poo about the quality of their product, HTH.

Wow this is really hosed up if true.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

disney is trash and I'm counting down the days until walt disney dies

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Looks like an average-sized mermaid to me

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask all of you to never say anything bad about Ariel ever again

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Eww, imagine the smell

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i want a movie about a big mermaid

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

That DICK! posted:

i want a movie about a big mermaid

big beautiful mermaid starring lizzo

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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crab was right

human world sucks

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

"Yeah, and from a scientific perspective sound doesn't travel underwater at all so clearly this movie is just making GBS threads in the face of science. Science is what I'm mad about, not the other thing."

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Is a Jamaican dude gonna sing Under the Sea or no

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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MrQwerty posted:

Is a Jamaican dude gonna sing Under the Sea or no

It's going to be Elton John.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
also if she's underwater her eyes shouldn't be reflecting light spots, she should have cold dead underwater eyes like Thom Yorke in no surprises

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
It's a movie, op.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

wonder if awkwafeena or w/e is gonna do the black voice lmfao

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

under the sizzle...................... down where its wizzle

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Disney should adapt peter watts' Starfish next. It's basically about friendly mermaids, too.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Are you MerMAD about this sea cow?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
They're called merattendants now, are you from 1950 op?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

wtf is this, another Marble movie ??? Fed uip with superheros. is she friends with Aquacaman

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
mermaids have naturally hydrophobic hair you loving dipshit!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




her hair wasn't wet in the animated version either ,op

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

She can sing underwater without making air bubbles come out, I'm impressed.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
splashiness is bubbliness and bubbliness is crabbiness and crabbiness is clamminess and god is clammy

just

like

me

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
gently caress's sebastian at fuckin' bitches

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

She's got huge tits and can sing and her entire person should be valued upon it, op, and I'm glad of it.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Enjoying the glitter eyeshadow on the sea lady.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

The Big Titty Mermaid

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
fish & nips

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

She got some schmutz on here eyebrows or something that keeps drawing my eyes

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

big beautiful mermaid starring lizzo

movie starts at thick thirty

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Oh Don Piano posted:

mermaids have naturally hydrophobic hair you loving dipshit!!!

gbs hates mermaids

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mermaids naturally produce a thick layer of translucent grease.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Luvcow posted:

gbs hates mermaids

lol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Oh Don Piano posted:

mermaids have naturally hydrophobic hair you loving dipshit!!!

How lol did she get bit by a rabid fish

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
despite all the waves
her hair is as dry as these eggs
(had some bad hsrdboiled eggs in my salad)

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Colonel Cancer posted:

How lol did she get bit by a rabid fish

She was bitten by a giant dude on her eyebrows.

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