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Gonna recommend The Lure / Córki Dancingu to people that want more live-action mermaids musicals 
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She already is part of that world though, it's just the underwater part. Duh, fish lady
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The only thing that matters about this move is its cover of Under the Sea. I was very disappointed with the new "Be Prepared" Disney, so you better not mess this up! I don't actually plan to see it but I will look the song up after the fact on YouTube.
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Sep 16, 2022 03:36
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down where it's moister clamdestined boyster take it from me
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Sep 16, 2022 03:37
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I'm glad they're making the movie I think it will do well and be important
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Sep 16, 2022 03:42
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Worf posted:I'm glad they're making the movie I think it will do well and be important i think it will be poo poo and trash like their other remakes have been
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Sep 16, 2022 03:43
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How do you even sing underwater, shouldn't it be like super low, like whale sounds or something? Or has it been dubbed from Mermaid into English for our own benefit and she's actually going REEEEOOOOUUUUU REEEEE
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DrSunshine posted:How do you even sing underwater, shouldn't it be like super low, like whale sounds or something? Or has it been dubbed from Mermaid into English for our own benefit and she's actually going REEEEOOOOUUUUU REEEEE you ever uh, fart in the tub? case closed.
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Sep 16, 2022 03:46
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little mermade-up!
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Sep 16, 2022 03:47
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Here's this mermaid swimming around and living under the sea. But her hair isn't even loving wet. What the gently caress is going on. I dunno OP, this looks a whole lot better than the fresh prince of smurf-air.
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Sep 16, 2022 04:16
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The comments are all the same loving joke and it's basically reddit.
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Sep 16, 2022 04:25
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Racist white people are really the most fragile people to ever live
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Cassette Moodcore posted:Racist white people are really the most fragile people to ever live
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Sep 16, 2022 04:33
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you think he finished all that?
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kntfkr posted:you think he finished all that? some questions are best left unanswered. yes.
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Sep 16, 2022 04:49
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i hope ariel and the mermaid from the lighthouse can be bffs
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I personally am quite mad the new mermaid is not Polynesian seems like a slam dunk after the smash hit "Moana"
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Bluemillion posted:I dunno OP, this looks a whole lot better than the fresh prince of smurf-air. True, but that's a pretty low bar. Feel sorry for the Cinematography/director with the look of this film, as they are obviously trying to add colour where ever they can, but also make it look "realistic". Maybe it works in the film as a whole but just from the trailer it looks pretty dull and murky to me, as yeah that's sort of what the deep sea looks like. Like the lion king, the idea just works so much better as an animation thing than a live action thing. Disney should really just stick to Animation their live action stuff sucks.
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Sep 16, 2022 06:20
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I haven't watched even one of the live-action Disney remakes and I'm holding on to that with pride so I can be one of the "I've never even seen Star Wars" people in the
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Sep 16, 2022 06:31
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Nice Van My Man posted:The only thing that matters about this move is its cover of Under the Sea. I was very disappointed with the new "Be Prepared" Disney, so you better not mess this up! have they shown the crab yet, does it look like the cartoon or is it like a realistic crab
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Sep 16, 2022 06:34
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Flavahbeast posted:have they shown the crab yet, does it look like the cartoon or is it like a realistic crab If they weren't cowards they would do it in the style of their classic Alice in wonderland film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAS6NRpVQiw Alas they are.
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dr_rat posted:True, but that's a pretty low bar. Feel sorry for the Cinematography/director with the look of this film, as they are obviously trying to add colour where ever they can, but also make it look "realistic". Maybe it works in the film as a whole but just from the trailer it looks pretty dull and murky to me, as yeah that's sort of what the deep sea looks like. Like the lion king, the idea just works so much better as an animation thing than a live action thing. Disney's live action remakes do loving suck though so I guess we'll see
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i like nice words
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Flavahbeast posted:have they shown the crab yet, does it look like the cartoon or is it like a realistic crab the crab is just will smith
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Sep 16, 2022 08:02
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They shoulda let Tony Millionaire direct it.
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Sep 16, 2022 08:25
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kntfkr posted:you think he finished all that? He probably took a nice big poo poo while eating it because he's a goat and doesnt' give a gently caress if he shits where he eats.
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Sep 16, 2022 08:46
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Anne Whateley posted:I'm not a brain genius cinematographer but I think, like, that might be the point. To Ariel, the ocean is boring and dull and monochromatic, the human world is exciting and vibrant If they go all out in the vibrant colors when she goes above the sea that would actually be a really cool thematic use of cinematography, and I'd actually really respect Disney/who ever put the trailer together, for doing that and also not spoiling the hell out of that moment.
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Sep 16, 2022 10:18
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Womblemania posted:I personally am quite mad the new mermaid is not Polynesian seems like a slam dunk after the smash hit "Moana" In Europe they had to rename that movie to "Vajaina" because people wouldn't get the sexual Moana -> "moaner" pun (as europeans do not moan during intercourse, they honk).
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Alladdin sucked loving HARD. no one talks about it
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Easily the worst Guy Ritchie movie.
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Yeah, guys, so, it's like also all the mermaid stuff. But it's not your grandfather's mermaid! It's a new twist on it. Grittier, darker! It's more about the lovecraftian angle of it all. hosed up human fish hybrids breeding in dark caves under the sea, driven mad by living in darkness and wetness for eons. And there is also cutulu. And there is also drug addiction. And that one crab. Bastian? He smokes! Anyway, we are looking for $500 million in funding and access to unlimited quantities of coke
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Sep 16, 2022 13:25
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dot communist posted:She already is part of that world though, it's just the underwater part. She's the main character of the movie, so it's always technically been her world from the start.
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I’m mad that Disney didn’t commit hard enough to the woke stuff and didn’t make the little mermaid a gay black dude to honor the original story which was an allegory for Hans Christian Andersen (probably) being closeted gay man pining after a dude he could never have thanks to history treating LGBTQ people like poo poo. Make Lil Nas X the mermaid, you cowards.
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interwhat posted:Alladdin sucked loving HARD. no one talks about it the live action remakes suck so bad. they just dont have the soul of the originals. i can't explain it. it's the same as the new star wars poo poo. unlimited money just can't buy what they're missing
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funeral home DJ posted:Make Lil Nas X the mermaid, you cowards.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:the live action remakes suck so bad. they just dont have the soul of the originals. i can't explain it. it's the same as the new star wars poo poo. unlimited money just can't buy what they're missing Aladdin was so bad I was actively angry from about 10 minutes in, and then just hate-watched it to say I saw it. Garbage.
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Sep 16, 2022 14:14
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Disney is too afraid to make a movie about my OC: the Large Adult Mermaid
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Finally they made a movie for me. Can't wait to see the scene where Ariel lays her eggs in the bathtub for the prince to inseminate. ITS ABOUT TIME.
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Omelettes back on the menu boiz E: never mind I misread the post, it looks like it's just pickled eggs again
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:He probably took a nice big poo poo while eating it because he's a goat and doesnt' give a gently caress if he shits where he eats. Did anybody else think this post was about them for a minute? I thought it said GOAT
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MrQwerty posted:Aladdin was so bad I was actively angry from about 10 minutes in, and then just hate-watched it to say I saw it. Garbage. Tried to watch it on a boring flight. I didn't get past the opening scene which is set on a boat with Will Smith entertaining some kids with a tuneless but mercifully truncated butchering of Alan Menken and Howard Ashman's "Arabian Nights". Everything looked so flat and dumb and without an ounce of fun or cleverness compared to the original opening, which set a fun whimsical tone and made you feel like at the very least you were in for an experience put together by passionate creatives. The live action opening just said here's some corporate IP poo poo perfunctorily rendered ~*realistically*~
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