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How about a He-Maid for us fellas.
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Child Trebuchet posted:How about a He-Maid for us fellas. canonically these are known as minute maids
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Sep 16, 2022 18:40
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Cassette Moodcore posted:Racist white people are really the most fragile people to ever live It's crazy because Disney pretty much goes out of their way to not vilify white men, hence why so many of the villains in their recent works are played by women and non-whites. Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Sep 16, 2022 |
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Sep 16, 2022 18:52
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's crazy because Disney pretty much goes out of their way to not vilify white men, hence why so many of the villains in their recent works are played by women and non-whites. The Little Mermaid is a villain?
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Sep 16, 2022 19:36
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Child Trebuchet posted:The Little Mermaid is a villain? No but her father is abusive to her, which is probably the real reason why they're both black now.
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Sep 16, 2022 19:37
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Yaldabaoth posted:No but her father is abusive to her, which is probably the real reason why they're both black now. Do a little bit of a deep dive on this one for me.
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Sep 16, 2022 19:38
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they sidestep the triton issue in the new one, in this canon the king has been missing for years
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Sep 16, 2022 19:42
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funeral home DJ posted:Make Lil Nas X the mermaid, you cowards. I would respect this more than what they're actually doing. If they insist on remaking a classic, at least do something unique and interesting with it instead of the same movie but now it's """""""realistic""""""" so the people who turn their noses up at anything even slightly abstract or whimsical might watch it.
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Sep 16, 2022 19:53
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Lurker Ant posted:I would respect this more than what they're actually doing. If they insist on remaking a classic, at least do something unique and interesting with it instead of the same movie but now it's """""""realistic""""""" so the people who turn their noses up at anything even slightly abstract or whimsical might watch it.
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Sep 16, 2022 19:55
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I hear they turned the underwater kingdom into a underwater communist commune and Ariel's father is literally half Marx, half fish. Ariel holds a struggle session at some point
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Sep 16, 2022 19:58
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GABA ghoul posted:I hear they turned the underwater kingdom into a underwater communist commune and Ariel's father is literally half Marx, half fish. Ariel holds a struggle session at some point I heard Ursula is an actual drag queen who was exiled from fish society by Ariel's father for trying to read Dr Seuss books to the merkids
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Sep 16, 2022 20:02
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sigher posted:You can say she does breathe air, she speaks above water and you need air in order to do so no? Maybe it's like Klaus from American Dad, where he breathes air when his head is above water and breathes water when he's under water. And I'm not just saying that because I'm one of his boyz.
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Sep 16, 2022 20:03
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Yaldabaoth posted:No but her father is abusive to her, which is probably the real reason why they're both black now. you're a gimmick, right? You can't actually be this angry and negative about everything?
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Sep 16, 2022 20:10
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:you're a gimmick, right? You can't actually be this angry and negative about everything? If you want a real treat, look at how long he's been doing whatever it is he does.
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Sep 16, 2022 20:11
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:you're a gimmick, right? You can't actually be this angry and negative about everything? I agree I go overboard a lot but this is a Disney movie and we should always question Disney's true motives because they have a global influence on pop culture.
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Sep 16, 2022 21:01
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This is gonna tank in China.
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Sep 16, 2022 21:09
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Yaldabaoth posted:I agree I go overboard a lot but this is a Disney movie and we should always question Disney's true motives because they have a global influence on pop culture. Have you read Apocalypse Culture II by Adam Parfrey? Do so, if not.
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Sep 16, 2022 21:11
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Alright hear me out: cyberpunk mermaids
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Sep 17, 2022 01:07
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Buttchocks posted:Alright hear me out: cyberpunk mermaids it’s been done
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Sep 17, 2022 01:08
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Buttchocks posted:Alright hear me out: cyberpunk mermaids Will these be actual mermaids with cyberpunk tech or normal humans who used cyberpunk tech to turn themselves into mermaids?
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Sep 17, 2022 01:08
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Anne Whateley posted:I'm not a brain genius cinematographer but I think, like, that might be the point. To Ariel, the ocean is boring and dull and monochromatic, the human world is exciting and vibrant make all the on-land stuff traditional 2d animation imo
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Sep 17, 2022 02:48
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Anne Whateley posted:I'm not a brain genius cinematographer but I think, like, that might be the point. To Ariel, the ocean is boring and dull and monochromatic, the human world is exciting and vibrant alternatively make all of the on-land stuff Godot engine machinima in the style of Cruelty Squad
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Sep 17, 2022 02:49
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Here's this mermaid swimming around and living under the sea. But her hair isn't even loving wet. What the gently caress is going on. nothing looks wet underwater idiot
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Sep 17, 2022 02:50
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Only thing I know is that I heard that Halle Berry was cast as Ariel. I immediately thought, "jeez, she's kind of old for that role". Turns out her name is Halle Bailey and she's 22 years old.
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Sep 17, 2022 04:10
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Tarkus posted:Only thing I know is that I heard that Halle Berry was cast as Ariel. I immediately thought, "jeez, she's kind of old for that role". Turns out her name is Halle Bailey and she's 22 years old. lol
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Sep 17, 2022 04:32
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Javier Bardem plays King Triton, a character most famous for having gigantic, bologna-sized nipples. Digital artists needed over 2,000 hours to animate Bardem's enormous CGI nipples for the new feature.
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Sep 17, 2022 04:42
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not sure why nobody here is saying it but once again WOKE disney bends to the WOKE CROWD and RUINED this film taking away Ariel's signature clam-shell top and instead they put the beautiful actress in a regular BATHING SUIT top?? how am I supposed to jack off to this???????
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Sep 17, 2022 04:47
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beep by grandpa posted:not sure why nobody here is saying it but once again WOKE disney bends to the WOKE CROWD and RUINED this film taking away Ariel's signature clam-shell top and instead they put the beautiful actress in a regular BATHING SUIT top?? she's a pretty 20ish girl. If you can't jerk off to that, don't know what to tell you
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Sep 17, 2022 04:54
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Tarkus posted:Only thing I know is that I heard that Halle Berry was cast as Ariel. I immediately thought, "jeez, she's kind of old for that role". Turns out her name is Halle Bailey and she's 22 years old. oooooo weeeeeee ooooooo her name looks like Halle Berry
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Sep 17, 2022 06:05
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olives black posted:oooooo weeeeeee ooooooo her name looks like Halle Berry
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Sep 17, 2022 08:03
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olives black posted:oooooo weeeeeee ooooooo her name looks like Halle Berry
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Sep 17, 2022 08:31
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Stop it with this childish nonsense, I want to see a white hunk jizz on a black fish girl's egg clutch she left on a rock and swim away while singing a song about inter-species love.
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Sep 17, 2022 08:50
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:nothing looks wet underwater idiot Water looks wet under water. YOOOOU FOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!
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Sep 17, 2022 09:05
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Pretty sure mermaids lay their eggs inside the male
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Sep 17, 2022 09:08
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I'd the prince black? Asking for a friend
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Sep 17, 2022 09:26
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Healthy young child goes to cinema, sees person with different skin color on screen, doesn't feel good and changes - COMMUNISM. Many such cases!
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Sep 17, 2022 09:41
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Apparently they have replaced the song "Under the sea" with a new composition called "Vote blue no matter who" 
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Sep 17, 2022 09:47
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Ursula 2024
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Tarkus posted:Only thing I know is that I heard that Halle Berry was cast as Ariel. I immediately thought, "jeez, she's kind of old for that role". Turns out her name is Halle Bailey and she's 22 years old. 
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olives black posted:oooooo weeeeeee ooooooo her name looks [just like] like Halle Berry 
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