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Mumpy Puffinz posted:nothing looks wet underwater idiot Your mom surely did.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I agree I go overboard a lot but this is a Disney movie and we should always question Disney's true motives because they have a global influence on pop culture. you claim to be super woke but here you are spinning the casting of a black woman as some kind of sinister thing and it seems very self-defeating
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:you claim to be super woke but here you are spinning the casting of a black woman as some kind of sinister thing and it seems very self-defeating He thinks everything is a plot of the obstreperous honky, when it reality it’s only about 2/3rds of the time.
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Mermaids and humans team up to defend earth from aquatic alien space ships in Disney's Terror from the Deep
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Nigmaetcetera posted:obstreperous honky Didn't know this word before today so thanks for that and obstreperous honkey would be a pretty good username
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I saw someone unironically compare casting a black woman as Ariel to casting a white man as Martin Luther King. 
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YeahTubaMike posted:I saw someone unironically compare casting a black woman as Ariel to casting a white man as Martin Luther King. Lmfao. He's dead but cast him using AI bullshit Gilbert Godfrey as MLK
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Saalkin posted:Lmfao. 
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Saalkin posted:Lmfao.
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maybe chuds will start their own disney studio akin to pureflix. They could call it Purebloodsney and all the imaginary cartoon people will reassure them that they are culturally relevant and totally correct all the time.
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beep by grandpa posted:not sure why nobody here is saying it but once again WOKE disney bends to the WOKE CROWD and RUINED this film taking away Ariel's signature clam-shell top and instead they put the beautiful actress in a regular BATHING SUIT top?? People need to wake up and realize whats happening. Woke mobs are trying to rewrite our most cherished stories! WAKE UP people!! It's happening all around you!
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why not do a 100% CG cash grab if your live action cash grab is 98% CG anyway?
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people very upset about the mermaid of color in this movie lol
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Didn't know this word before today so thanks for that and obstreperous honkey would be a pretty good username I freely admit I'm nowhere near smart enough to use that word.
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Worf posted:people very upset about the mermaid of color in this movie lol Are that many people upset with the mermaid of color in this movie or are the voices of a small group of upset people being amplified as a cynical form of marketing like they did back with that ghostbusters remake.
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Mormons had some quality animation
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Salt Fish posted:People need to wake up and realize whats happening. Woke mobs are trying to rewrite our most cherished stories! WAKE UP people!! It's happening all around you! Wait I’m confused, if I WAKE UP won’t I then become a woke myself? I need to know which mob to join.
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she is an undersea fish woman. who cares what color her skin is? It should probably be blue or gray
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Worf posted:people very upset about the mermaid of color in this movie lol *getting really into a michael richards esque standup routine*
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That trailer was so dark I couldn't even see poo poo but i guess no one could say "this film is too dark" to the editor without sounding like a huge racist
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Mooey Cow posted:That trailer was so dark I couldn't even see poo poo but i guess no one could say "this film is too dark" to the editor without sounding like a huge racist I think that is because most of the little mermaid happens underwater
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consuming products from disney and amazon is a progressive act of solidarity, because of the weird and totally real internet people
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Mr. Sickos posted:consuming products from disney and amazon is a progressive act of solidarity, because of the weird and totally real internet people understood. I hate it and do it
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Why can't we have a dark and gritty little mermaid reboot where she drowns and eats wayward sailors
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Funny coincidence, the actress does have a touch of the Innsmouth Look.
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Animal-Mother posted:Funny coincidence, the actress does have a touch of the Innsmouth Look. you talking about Dagon? Maybe we got a thread going here
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why can't we have a dark and gritty little mermaid reboot where she drowns and eats wayward sailors Why not just do the actual story where she was potentially saved by her sisters selling poo poo to the witch and giving Ariel a dagger to kill the prince and drip his blood on her
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Backwards mermaid where a prince undergoes a grueling transformation into a deep one so he can be together with that octopus lady from Dagon
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Hans Christian Andersen posted:"Your lovely form," the witch told her, "your gliding movements, and your eloquent eyes. With these you can easily enchant a human heart. Well, have you lost your courage? Stick out your little tongue and I shall cut it off. I'll have my price, and you shall have the potent draught." Hans Christian Andersen posted:The little mermaid parted the purple curtains of the tent and saw the beautiful bride asleep with her head on the Prince's breast. The mermaid bent down and kissed his shapely forehead. She looked at the sky, fast reddening for the break of day. She looked at the sharp knife and again turned her eyes toward the Prince, who in his sleep murmured the name of his bride. His thoughts were all for her, and the knife blade trembled in the mermaid's hand. But then she flung it from her, far out over the waves. Where it fell the waves were red, as if bubbles of blood seethed in the water. With eyes already glazing she looked once more at the Prince, hurled herself over the bulwarks into the sea, and felt her body dissolve in foam. just lol that people are mad over some absolutely superficial details of what is almost certainly going to be a shot for shot remake of the colorful but insipidly, cloyingly, disneyfied interpretation of the cliff notes version of grimdark Andersen's original scarytale to frighten disappointing children to sleep. frumpykvetchbot fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Sep 18, 2022 |
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Animal-Mother posted:Funny coincidence, the actress does have a touch of the Innsmouth Look. Her eyes look kinda far apart so you're right.
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The original isn't grimdark, it ends with the mermaid becoming a spirit that will eventually get a soul and go to heaven. On the other hand notorious weirdo Andersen also thought the Little Match Girl was a heartwarming tale of a poor girl going to heaven and not the most depressing thing you'll ever read so there's that
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How "little" is this mermaid for their age compared to the others? More of an average mermaid, I imagine. Child Trebuchet fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Sep 18, 2022 |
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During WW2 the Deutsche (German) Kriegsmarine (war navy) tried to train loreleis (german mermaids) to carry unterseesprengkörper (bombs) and attach them to allied naval vessels (kriegsschiffe), but the project failed as the mermaids either put the bombs somewhere else or tried to bounce them on their nose like seals.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why can't we have a dark and gritty little mermaid reboot where she drowns and eats wayward sailors This could work as a YA thing. Love interest is a hot black slave guy she rescues from a Nazi boat and they team up? Bad guy is Hitler and they drown him in the end, pulling him down by his remaining ball. I don't think they should eat the Nazis though. Just like drown a ton of them.
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The Butcher posted:This could work as a YA thing. This would never get made because it outright attacks white male supremacy instead of just setting the story in a world where it doesn't exist.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WcWHZc8s2I
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The Butcher posted:This could work as a YA thing. *Starfish Hitler
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Buttchocks posted:*Starfish Hitler His name is Patrick
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its not the mermaid that should be white its the coral no i dont care if someone else made this joke first
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