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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/TylerDBrooke/status/1571932113573642242

Lmao at the ref completely eating poo poo on the sidelines at the end of the play

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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Ehud posted:

That's weird because the Bills are considered one of the primary reasons Marino didn't make it back to the Super Bowl in the 90s. They won the AFC 4 years in a row during Marino's prime.

When did the Dolphins go to the Superbowl 4 years in a row???

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MrLogan posted:

When did the Dolphins go to the Superbowl 4 years in a row???

The Bills did.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7avYUJXWfCU

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

Ehud posted:

That's weird because the Bills are considered one of the primary reasons Marino didn't make it back to the Super Bowl in the 90s. They won the AFC 4 years in a row during Marino's prime.
Bills Boomers hate the Dolphins because the Dolphins dominated them for 20 years. So they taught their millennial children to continue that hatred even though the Bills basically owned the Dolphins by the time we were old enough to understand football. Then the Bills and Dolphins wandered aimlessly for 20 years in the post Kelly/Marino era and we basically split the series.

Bills v Dolphins
1966-1986
7-34-1.

1987-1995
16-4

1996-2016
21-22

2017-now
9-1

And Bryan Cox got under the skin of Buffalo permanently. Bills Boomers still get frothing at the mouth angry if you mention him.


Wouldn't surprise me if that deep seated hatred of Miami was the only coherent thought many in the stands were still capable of with their 0.30 BACs. They saw Tannehill a (former) dolphin's QB, which caused what few braincells were still functioning to miss fire and BOOOO TUAAAAA YOUUU SUCKKKK!!1

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


Davis Mills is just happy to be part of the conversation.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Seriously wanna know in what world Trevor Lawrence's week 2 performance was just a C+, dude executed perfectly all game and had a 121.5 passer rating. Sure he didn't do a lot of superstar poo poo but that degree of efficiency is at least a B+

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.
Obviously when your opponent is the Colts, the most credit you can get for a win caps around a B-

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

JT Jag posted:

Seriously wanna know in what world Trevor Lawrence's week 2 performance was just a C+, dude executed perfectly all game and had a 121.5 passer rating. Sure he didn't do a lot of superstar poo poo but that degree of efficiency is at least a B+

Just need to trust the part time interns

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Bryan Cox owned.

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


Phobeste posted:

yes and that might indicate that a good d is carrying the team and they might be ok even if the offense is bad. that's, like, the point. that exact reason is why he said that

a score of 0 might indicate 3 completely different things, so it seems like a useless metric, that's all I'm saying. You have no idea if it means a badO/goodD, the reverse, or just an average team without looking deeper

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Nosre posted:

a score of 0 might indicate 3 completely different things, so it seems like a useless metric, that's all I'm saying. You have no idea if it means a badO/goodD, the reverse, or just an average team without looking deeper

Having a turnover differential of 0 also doesn’t tell you whether the team is good at creating turnovers or good at preventing turnovers or some other combination but it’s still a useful metric.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

th3t00t posted:



And Bryan Cox got under the skin of Buffalo permanently. Bills Boomers still get frothing at the mouth angry if you mention him.


Wouldn't surprise me if that deep seated hatred of Miami was the only coherent thought many in the stands were still capable of with their 0.30 BACs. They saw Tannehill a (former) dolphin's QB, which caused what few braincells were still functioning to miss fire and BOOOO TUAAAAA YOUUU SUCKKKK!!1

Succession couldn't even bring them around?

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Nosre posted:

a score of 0 might indicate 3 completely different things, so it seems like a useless metric, that's all I'm saying. You have no idea if it means a badO/goodD, the reverse, or just an average team without looking deeper

The point of the metric is to point out that Burrow is going to die behind that line so it is accomplishing its job imo

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

RIP burrow he scored a bunch

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

TheBizzness posted:

Bryan Cox owned.

Bryan Cox is also just a footnote in the rivalry. If the Bills had that level of hatred for him they wouldn't have had Bryan Cox Jr, his son on their on their practice squad for two years.

The kernal of truth in that above post is that Bills fans do drink alot of alcohol and Bills fandom is traditional, and it is typically passed down generationally. That isn't that unique to the Bills though.

Bills fans also used to think Miami fans were fake and fair-weather but holy poo poo has two teams in Los Angeles changed that narrative.

pasaluki fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Sep 22, 2022

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

part of the fun of the Buffalo/Miami rivalry is that the two metros couldn't be any more different. probably the two wildest extremes between division rivals.

too bad Miami and Indy weren't swapped when the 2002 division realignment happened. what could have been

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

epic bacon posted:

part of the fun of the Buffalo/Miami rivalry is that the two metros couldn't be any more different. probably the two wildest extremes between division rivals.

too bad Miami and Indy weren't swapped when the 2002 division realignment happened. what could have been

KC / LA probably in contention for this too, but yeah

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

As a KC native living in Los Angeles I did not find the culture to be much different at all and the fact that there are so many people here from KC probably supports that theory. I would say KC is wildly different than Vegas though.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

kiimo posted:

As a KC native living in Los Angeles I did not find the culture to be much different at all and the fact that there are so many people here from KC probably supports that theory. I would say KC is wildly different than Vegas though.

i always associate KC and Vegas because of the mob ties in "Casino" so they are the same city to me. sorry

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
San Diego and KC were probably very different

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Well in the case of San Diego it has that military chud aspect like KC even though the scenery is wildly different. KC people love going to SD. Not outright MAGA idiots but that conservative twinge to it.

The suburbs of KC are like Scottsdale but with humidity and if someone shaved all the mountains down.



edit: also I do realize a lot of this is because nobody visits KC nor cares about it and only knows what the topline facts about it are.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Sep 23, 2022

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Imagine hating the Dolphins colors and helmeted Dolphin logo

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

epic bacon posted:

i always associate KC and Vegas because of the mob ties in "Casino" so they are the same city to me. sorry

Vegas has the better barbecue.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Silly Burrito posted:

Vegas has the better barbecue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjDeRBwO_7U

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

TheBizzness posted:

Imagine hating the Dolphins colors and helmeted Dolphin logo

I can't. It's almost irritating how good the Dolphins' whole aesthetic is, with the bright teal-orange that stands out everywhere, the goofy old dolphin that looks like it could be painted on a WW2 seaplane, and that god drat fight song. My only caveat might be that the bright white could maybe use some bottlenose gray around the place for darker contrasts or outlines, keep with the theme.

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