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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Same but Al Bundy.

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Kids are gonna be super hosed up from having smart phones from day one. Addictive apps like tiktok, freemium games, and all kinds of hosed up porn available to them at an early age is gonna turn their brains into pudding

look at how bad the rest of us are turning out and we have the benefit of having grown up w/o phones. Zoomers and anyone after them are gonna be weird af and I'm here for it :D

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Kids are gonna be super hosed up from having smart phones from day one. Addictive apps like tiktok, freemium games, and all kinds of hosed up porn available to them at an early age is gonna turn their brains into pudding

look at how bad the rest of us are turning out and we have the benefit of having grown up w/o phones. Zoomers and anyone after them are gonna be weird af and I'm here for it :D

teenagers have attention spans of like 30 seconds because of tiktok and all that garbage, then they go off to college and get told to read 20 pages of a book and freak the gently caress out

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


God I hate tiktok it's my most Boomer thing, it's brain poison. I can only imagine how loving bad the next thing is gonna be. Its just gonna be 15 year olds shouting single words with annoying filters in 2 second clips.

Youtubers are also really bad too, in general it seems like theres more people than ever who don't know anything about any subject but are willing to talk with authority on it.

That's probably always been true but they do seem stupider than before, maybe cause instead of being stupid but having read some books everyone is now stupid and has only watched tiktoks made by people who've only watched YouTube.

I think my favourite brand of tuber are the body language and psychology experts who seem to be having to reinvent basic human communication from first principles as if it's a cutting edge new science but misinterpret even the simplest behaviours.

One was on where a guy was analysing some stupid apology vid and the gal in the vid laughs despairingly at the absurdity of the situation while crying and it blew this guys mind. He couldn't figure out why she'd laugh while being sad so he said viewers should just ignore the laugh lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Communist Thoughts posted:

God I hate tiktok it's my most Boomer thing, it's brain poison. I can only imagine how loving bad the next thing is gonna be. Its just gonna be 15 year olds shouting single words with annoying filters in 2 second clips.

Youtubers are also really bad too, in general it seems like theres more people than ever who don't know anything about any subject but are willing to talk with authority on it.

That's probably always been true but they do seem stupider than before, maybe cause instead of being stupid but having read some books everyone is now stupid and has only watched tiktoks made by people who've only watched YouTube.

I think my favourite brand of tuber are the body language and psychology experts who seem to be having to reinvent basic human communication from first principles as if it's a cutting edge new science but misinterpret even the simplest behaviours.

One was on where a guy was analysing some stupid apology vid and the gal in the vid laughs despairingly at the absurdity of the situation while crying and it blew this guys mind. He couldn't figure out why she'd laugh while being sad so he said viewers should just ignore the laugh lol

the new cycle of intellectual production is that an unemployed person with a political science degree reads a book and writes a Medium post summarizing it incorrectly, a youtuber reads that Medium post and makes a 20-minute video essay interpreting the book wrong, a tiktoker watches that youtube video and makes a 1-minute video interpreting the video essay wrong, and then the people who watched that tiktok video tell their friends about it in 10 seconds and everyone is stupider than they were at the start

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

sound mixing in movies and television is so awful now. maybe I'm just noticing it more? you have to keep your finger on the volume trigger because you never know when the action set piece is gonna blow out your speakers but you couldn't hear the loving dialogue in the previous scene

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
more targeted sound devices basically, poo poo is being mixed for high end systems that sounds like complete poo poo in cheaper ones. that fuckin dune movie christ

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Jon Irenicus posted:

sound mixing in movies and television is so awful now. maybe I'm just noticing it more? you have to keep your finger on the volume trigger because you never know when the action set piece is gonna blow out your speakers but you couldn't hear the loving dialogue in the previous scene

this is why I have to Power Boomer and keep the closed captioning on at all times lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

spacemang_spliff posted:

this is why I have to Power Boomer and keep the closed captioning on at all times lol

lol same


CoolCab posted:

more targeted sound devices basically, poo poo is being mixed for high end systems that sounds like complete poo poo in cheaper ones. that fuckin dune movie christ

I read once that it's also because these days directors insist on having control over even minor things like sound mixing, and they're so immersed in the movie that they've memorized all the lines and can tell what actors are saying even when they're mumbling and drowned out by noise, so the sound mixer tells them "this is unintelligible" and the director says "play it back so I can hear, hmm, nope sounds fine to me I can tell everything they're saying" and that's the last word on the subject

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
i've had closed captioning on since i was like 15 lol. just makes it easier to watch the scene i find.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Close captions are another thing that’s getting worse. Used to be kind of funny to spot the occasional typo but now they’re all just voice to text without any editing so good luck going four words without a bizarre error

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

CoolCab posted:

i've had closed captioning on since i was like 15 lol. just makes it easier to watch the scene i find.

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Close captions are another thing that’s getting worse. Used to be kind of funny to spot the occasional typo but now they’re all just voice to text without any editing so good luck going four words without a bizarre error

I get irrationally annoyed when the subtitles just summarize what a character said instead of being word for word accurate

also some show I was watching had bird calls subtitled as [SEAGULLS QUACKING] but they screech and squawk drat you!

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

I get irrationally annoyed when the subtitles just summarize what a character said instead of being word for word accurate

also some show I was watching had bird calls subtitled as [SEAGULLS QUACKING] but they screech and squawk drat you!

I always like it when they describe the kind of music playing and it makes no sense like idk some generic rock riff that gets captioned as [instrumental surf guitar]

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

reaction gifs are cringe boomer

https://twitter.com/gun_toucher/status/1570758186159964161

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

HashtagGirlboss posted:

I always like it when they describe the kind of music playing and it makes no sense like idk some generic rock riff that gets captioned as [instrumental surf guitar]

[Suspenseful Music]

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Pryor on Fire posted:

reaction gifs are cringe boomer



Well, yeah

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


https://i.imgur.com/XhE9Hko.mp4

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
One time I sabotaged the future of all mankind for vague promises of freedom

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021


they def are, which is why I delight in sending gifs and emojis to my zoomer relatives

they have also informed me that my side part is an old lady millennial style, and they have the audacity to do this while wearing rehashed 90s fashion

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Breaking news: I am having a get together this afternoon and stopped in at Fred Meyer for supplies and once again was FORCED to show my ID and take it out to buy a sixer of Rainer tall boys which lets be honest is that even really beer

The clerk was very nice and he was apologetic about having to ask and he said it was as big a pain in the rear end for them as me so now this policy has been shown to not only impact me but also the service workers on the front lines who should not be forced to get into conflict with every customer

Where is Joe Biden?

I am currently recording an in car driving rant and will post it as long as my sunglasses look cool enough

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I forgot both the grocery list and my phone, so naturally I asked the person at the front desk if I could use the phone so I could clarify the grocery list. Ten or fifteen years ago that would be a perfectly normal request, to use a business's phone to expedite my purchase. "Certainly!" they would say, "Make sure to dial 9 first!" This is the reaction I expected.

So I asked the cashier at the front desk if I could use the phone. "Wh- wha?" She reacted like I had crossed a line. Like it was an inappropriate request, as though I asked to borrow her toothbrush or something. The idea of someone asking to use the phone was so alien to herthat she was caught off guard. I explained that I forgot my phone and my grocery list, so I needed to make a call. I felt as if I needed to make it clear that I wasn't some freak weirdo who was going to use the phone at the customer service desk for some weird, unseemly purpose. She grudgingly accepted, but acted like it was this huge weird imposition.

The smartphone has become so necessary for participation in society that even leaving the house without one is unthinkable to people. It's like leaving the house without pants. "oh excuse me, can I borrow your pants? i forgot mine at home." That's what you sound like now if you forgot to bring your phone with you. I don't loving like it and I think the smartphone is the Mark of the Beast. You've all blindly, unthinkingly accepted the Antichrist and by still using a flip phone that can't scan QR codes I remain faithful to Christ. I may be denied access to the menu at The Eatery Social Table and Bar, but I will be granted entry into the Kingdom of Heaven.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


A Russian troll farm posted:

I forgot both the grocery list and my phone, so naturally I asked the person at the front desk if I could use the phone so I could clarify the grocery list. Ten or fifteen years ago that would be a perfectly normal request, to use a business's phone to expedite my purchase. "Certainly!" they would say, "Make sure to dial 9 first!" This is the reaction I expected.

So I asked the cashier at the front desk if I could use the phone. "Wh- wha?" She reacted like I had crossed a line. Like it was an inappropriate request, as though I asked to borrow her toothbrush or something. The idea of someone asking to use the phone was so alien to herthat she was caught off guard. I explained that I forgot my phone and my grocery list, so I needed to make a call. I felt as if I needed to make it clear that I wasn't some freak weirdo who was going to use the phone at the customer service desk for some weird, unseemly purpose. She grudgingly accepted, but acted like it was this huge weird imposition.

The smartphone has become so necessary for participation in society that even leaving the house without one is unthinkable to people. It's like leaving the house without pants. "oh excuse me, can I borrow your pants? i forgot mine at home." That's what you sound like now if you forgot to bring your phone with you. I don't loving like it and I think the smartphone is the Mark of the Beast. You've all blindly, unthinkingly accepted the Antichrist and by still using a flip phone that can't scan QR codes I remain faithful to Christ. I may be denied access to the menu at The Eatery Social Table and Bar, but I will be granted entry into the Kingdom of Heaven.

How old was this person at the front desk?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

A Russian troll farm posted:

I forgot both the grocery list and my phone, so naturally I asked the person at the front desk if I could use the phone so I could clarify the grocery list. Ten or fifteen years ago that would be a perfectly normal request, to use a business's phone to expedite my purchase. "Certainly!" they would say, "Make sure to dial 9 first!" This is the reaction I expected.

So I asked the cashier at the front desk if I could use the phone. "Wh- wha?" She reacted like I had crossed a line. Like it was an inappropriate request, as though I asked to borrow her toothbrush or something. The idea of someone asking to use the phone was so alien to herthat she was caught off guard. I explained that I forgot my phone and my grocery list, so I needed to make a call. I felt as if I needed to make it clear that I wasn't some freak weirdo who was going to use the phone at the customer service desk for some weird, unseemly purpose. She grudgingly accepted, but acted like it was this huge weird imposition.

The smartphone has become so necessary for participation in society that even leaving the house without one is unthinkable to people. It's like leaving the house without pants. "oh excuse me, can I borrow your pants? i forgot mine at home." That's what you sound like now if you forgot to bring your phone with you. I don't loving like it and I think the smartphone is the Mark of the Beast. You've all blindly, unthinkingly accepted the Antichrist and by still using a flip phone that can't scan QR codes I remain faithful to Christ. I may be denied access to the menu at The Eatery Social Table and Bar, but I will be granted entry into the Kingdom of Heaven.

You’re not wrong

Actually I visited my dad a few months ago and he still uses a flip phone which caught me off guard because I figured they didn’t even make them anymore. we went up to whitefish cause I hadn’t been there since the 90s and wanted to see if it’s as ruined as people say (it is) and every time he pulled out his phone he’d get a gaggle of dim witted elderly tourists from idk probably California and they’d ooh and ahh over the wonderfully backwards technology on display

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Mr. Lobe posted:

How old was this person at the front desk?

I don't really remember, it was a few years ago. Younger than me, but not like a 16 year old or something

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Breaking news: I am having a get together this afternoon and stopped in at Fred Meyer for supplies and once again was FORCED to show my ID and take it out to buy a sixer of Rainer tall boys which lets be honest is that even really beer

The clerk was very nice and he was apologetic about having to ask and he said it was as big a pain in the rear end for them as me so now this policy has been shown to not only impact me but also the service workers on the front lines who should not be forced to get into conflict with every customer

Where is Joe Biden?

I am currently recording an in car driving rant and will post it as long as my sunglasses look cool enough

this is an outrage

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

A Russian troll farm posted:

I forgot both the grocery list and my phone, so naturally I asked the person at the front desk if I could use the phone so I could clarify the grocery list. Ten or fifteen years ago that would be a perfectly normal request, to use a business's phone to expedite my purchase. "Certainly!" they would say, "Make sure to dial 9 first!" This is the reaction I expected.

So I asked the cashier at the front desk if I could use the phone. "Wh- wha?" She reacted like I had crossed a line. Like it was an inappropriate request, as though I asked to borrow her toothbrush or something. The idea of someone asking to use the phone was so alien to herthat she was caught off guard. I explained that I forgot my phone and my grocery list, so I needed to make a call. I felt as if I needed to make it clear that I wasn't some freak weirdo who was going to use the phone at the customer service desk for some weird, unseemly purpose. She grudgingly accepted, but acted like it was this huge weird imposition.

The smartphone has become so necessary for participation in society that even leaving the house without one is unthinkable to people. It's like leaving the house without pants. "oh excuse me, can I borrow your pants? i forgot mine at home." That's what you sound like now if you forgot to bring your phone with you. I don't loving like it and I think the smartphone is the Mark of the Beast. You've all blindly, unthinkingly accepted the Antichrist and by still using a flip phone that can't scan QR codes I remain faithful to Christ. I may be denied access to the menu at The Eatery Social Table and Bar, but I will be granted entry into the Kingdom of Heaven.

agreed and also chuckling at the idea of the gooniest man of all time asking some zoomer girl to use the phone

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

they def are, which is why I delight in sending gifs and emojis to my zoomer relatives

they have also informed me that my side part is an old lady millennial style, and they have the audacity to do this while wearing rehashed 90s fashion

Zoomer hairstyles are absolutely dire

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

I don't mind showing id but it sucks rear end when the kid working the checkout line has to sit on the intercom for five minutes asking for one of their rear end in a top hat managers to come and authorize an alcohol sale. If you're working there you should have the imprimatur of piggly wiggly or whatever we don't need the boss to ok this because I'm buying a sixer of bud heavies

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

I'm glad that you can get a regular haircut without it being associated with neo nazis.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Grown rear end people calling animals doggos, puppers, cattes, etc. -_-

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Grown rear end people calling animals doggos, puppers, cattes, etc. -_-

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Is it boomer rage to hate people who cut off the artist credit on comics?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Especially if they add an unnecessary and ugly pink border?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

ikanreed posted:

Is it boomer rage to hate people who cut off the artist credit on comics?

Oh wow I didn’t even notice that in my rush to post. I’d say i would go out and find a better version but I’m too lazy and got some people heading over so alas it will remain uncredited and poorly bordered

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

ikanreed posted:

Is it boomer rage to hate people who cut off the artist credit on comics?

no its a good pov

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

“art”ist

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

i like how grandma's still racist at the end there

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Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

OP is right, got carded at the Fred Meyer today and it was bullshit. Going full Ruby Ridge now

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