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What are the zoomers doing to communicate now that they've dropped gifs? what's the cool new thing?
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 03:55 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 07:08 |
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Thesaurus posted:What are the zoomers doing to communicate now that they've dropped gifs? what's the cool new thing? suicide
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 03:59 |
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Fortaleza posted:OP is right, got carded at the Fred Meyer today and it was bullshit. Going full Ruby Ridge now Fortaleza for what it’s worth I never doubted your experience. We each encounter these slings and arrows in real time. What matters is that you now fully understand the gross depravity that Fred Meyer (and parent Kroger) has forced upon a once free people This cannot stand
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 04:06 |
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they scan your ID to send directly to the communication portal with Satan at CERN, mark of the beast etc.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 04:17 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:they scan your ID to send directly to the communication portal with Satan at CERN, mark of the beast etc. Sharing this on Facebook and nextdoor I didn’t realize how deep it went. Private Cumshoe, thank you, this is really vital information and it must be known
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 04:21 |
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i think this ID poo poo is trumps fault, i noticed places started to get really strict at the same time that the smoking age got bumped up to 21. could just be a coincidence
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 04:22 |
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I'm just not gonna buy booze at fried meyer now, I mostly make my own or go to bars anyway
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 05:15 |
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any internet celebrity engaging in parasocial behavior through paywalled communities deserves nothing but bad things. it takes a special kind of narcissistic evil to hijack the human desire for connection and friendship and funnel it into a paycheck
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 05:48 |
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vyelkin posted:a while back I went to buy some food and wanted to pay cash and they were like no we don't take cash it's cards or apps only and I was like wtf A something awful poster: Cash won't disappear until drug dealers stop using it. Hi Bitcoin.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 06:09 |
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I saw a teen that looked like he belonged in an Aaron Carter video a few days ago.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 08:55 |
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anytime I am reminded of my alcoholism through the slightest barrier between myself and booze or anytime people on the internet enjoy something that the forum I pay on determined was bad and uncool. no, I don’t mean conspiracies and getting so angry about politics that I alienate my family, I mean MEMES.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 09:34 |
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As a ~40 year old who lives somewhere with an 18 year old drinking age I've enjoyed being asked for ID 3 times in a month, even if I was wearing a mask. I'd hate to find out it was some sort of store policy behind it.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 12:46 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:posting pictures of your pets everywhere is pathetic and mostly makes me think the person is a loser who really wanted kids fr fr animal lovers are lowkey cringe af simping for crotchgoblins
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 18:48 |
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Bob Socko posted:What's fun is imagining what led to this. I wonder how many minors got away with buying beer/whatever during the pandemic due to masks? This inevitably led to busts at a couple of stores, some big fines, maybe even a half-assed lawsuit because someone's little angel drank liquor bought illicitly. So now Fred Meyer cards everyone, just in case. Last time I tried to buy a tall boy I was asked to lower the mask And it's like gently caress, why couldn't you have asked my middle-aged rear end for ID instead, instead of driving me further into the arms of Costco
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 19:04 |
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Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:Last time I tried to buy a tall boy I was asked to lower the mask When they do this I just say no and wait for them to capitulate. I can go somewhere else and buy booze if I have to It's bullshit anyway if some dude grew a beard since having his photo taken do you make them shave?
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 19:08 |
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not sure if mine count since I'm a legit boomer but: * those loving status bars at the top of a news story you're reading. I'm not in kindergarten reading my first chapter book and idc if I'm 45 percent thru reading some 6-paragraph story. * celebs trying to be serious on social media while in their underwear. "Look at my tiddies while I'm sad about ukrainian orphans." * relatedly, dumbasses putting on neon eyeshadow while they talk about poor Britney. Pick a lane! And a better color for eyeshadow! * those graphics on youtube thumbnails that look like the POW! BAM! cards from the old batman tv show. * warnings on social-media posts. gently caress off with your "china state-sponsored media" liner notes. also a big to soundtracks masking dialog & using subtitles.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 23:27 |
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:all rap music is about how the guy is too sad and on too much xanax to gently caress or do anything fun. no good theyre finally making rap music for goons and u can't just be grateful??
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 23:35 |
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Willa Rogers posted:not sure if mine count since I'm a legit boomer but: Ok I haven’t noticed this one yet but wtf who is that even for we already had a great way to decide if it was time to stop reading an article it was called getting bored and scrolling to the end
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 23:43 |
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Just watch the popup video, boomers love videos.
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 23:44 |
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:Just watch the popup video, boomers love videos. Local news site has one of those that waits until you hit the continue reading button and scroll into the meat off the article to pop up and auto play taking up 80% of the screen real estate and don’t dare x it off because it’ll pop right back up in five seconds Lol I just wanted to see where the fire was or why there’s a bunch of sirens
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 23:49 |
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hurr do I get a cookie if I make it to the end hurr
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 23:52 |
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Willa Rogers posted:hurr do I get a cookie if I make it to the end hurr Looks like you get your stars read!
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# ? Sep 19, 2022 23:54 |
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Worse than sound leveling in TV shows I find is the brightness. Almost everything is so dim you have to crank the brightness up just to see what's happening and it's not like my remote has brightness buttons on it, I've gotta go through a bunch of menu options and remember where they've hidden the setting.Willa Rogers posted:* celebs trying to be serious on social media while in their underwear. "Look at my tiddies while I'm sad about ukrainian orphans." I would be OK with this if they paint one blue and one yellow.
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 00:20 |
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i will never download one of those fast food apps
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 17:02 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:i will never download one of those fast food apps It’s the only way to afford it nowadays
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 19:14 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:“art”ist ooh this is a good boomer complaint fuckin "artists" on twitter complaining about everything yeah you can draw big whoop so can plenty of people all of them getting upset about AI generated art as if they dont all draw the same lookin' shite anyway no poo poo its hard to make a living selling your elf drawings or inoffensive-looking cartoons about how sad you are
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 20:01 |
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https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1572273086711332865
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 21:02 |
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Lmao okay then it’s purple drank but even dumber
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 22:26 |
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lean tasted like poo poo. gas
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 22:32 |
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Smythe posted:lean tasted like poo poo. gas Never tried it. Seemed like an incredibly bad idea Knew a guy in college before purple drank/lean was a well known thing who would claim to have a drink he called the MMR which was makers mark and robitussin dm and he said it made you feel autistic (get it hahaha). Not sure if it was a joke or he really drank it but he went on to die very young of an overdose so idk
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 22:40 |
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Never tried it. Seemed like an incredibly bad idea sad. rip
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 22:41 |
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What’s the problem? Chicken noodle is good for a cough, so is NyQuil. That’s just efficiency.
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# ? Sep 20, 2022 22:44 |
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Bs it's like one video. This generation is way too soft for NyQuil chicken
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 00:23 |
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TikTok trend = ten thousand millennials losing their mind over seeing their first NyQuil chicken video
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 00:24 |
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Communist Thoughts posted:ooh this is a good boomer complaint It used to be so easy for artists. The term "starving artist" actually described this, an artist starved for some time off to spend all of the money that they made
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 01:42 |
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there are too many streaming services that each have like one thing worth watching
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 13:29 |
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vyelkin posted:there are too many streaming services that each have like one thing worth watching Just form a mutual aid society to share passwords Actually it really pissed me off that Hulu made me change my password the other night under “suspicious activity” justifications (what?) but I’m pretty sure they just wanted me to go through the work of getting a half dozen text messages asking for the new password “sure grandma, new password is fuckyouhulu69!”
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 17:42 |
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it’s praxis to be in the distributed plex shared libraries and hide your torrents from your ISP
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 18:50 |
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I saw an older man yelling at his wife because he had to use the self-checkout to ring up his beer instead of a cashier doing it for him
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# ? Sep 21, 2022 21:26 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 07:08 |
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"low key" only became popular because saying "actually" became short hand for something an annoying nerd would say "This is actually pretty good guacamole" vs "this is low key pretty good guacamole" "The second captain america is actually the best marvel movie" vs "the second captain america is low key the best marvel movie"
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