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May 8, 2024 18:50
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- Neurotic Roleplay
- May 20, 2005
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wow. just...wow. can someone help me pick my jaw up off the floor? rockstar has done it again.
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Sep 18, 2022 12:41
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- Neurotic Roleplay
- May 20, 2005
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getting more details about the leak
Dynamic car testicles, they shrink in cold weather
Name your car
You can scold or praise your car
Whistle radius grows when the car bond grows
Car equipment is fully customizable, from the saddle that has golden pins to the hair
A Dutch preview said they put car nuts on the bumper of their car
Car poo poo dynamically
Walk your car around
Jump from your car onto a moving train
Brush your car. Arthur makes remarks about the car depending on the car model
Store cars in stables so you have more backup cars
cars die and can't be resurrected
Tell a cat to flee to spare it's life
Car kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Cars have personalities
Cars move sideways
Cars can learn tricks
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Sep 18, 2022 12:45
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- Wormskull
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Sep 18, 2022 12:49
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- Daikatana Ritsu
- Aug 1, 2008
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GTA loving sucks.
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Sep 18, 2022 14:04
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- Leadthumb
- Mar 24, 2006
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Sep 18, 2022 14:16
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- SpaceAceJase
- Nov 8, 2008
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and you
have proved
to be...
a real shitty poster,
and a real james
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they puttin big women on gta now lol
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Sep 18, 2022 14:26
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- Larry Parrish
- Jul 9, 2012
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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they puttin big women on gta now lol
she got a loving bus driver rear end
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Sep 18, 2022 14:48
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- 40 lbs to freedom
- Apr 13, 2007
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oh snap nice. looking forward to stealing cars, and then driving them
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Sep 18, 2022 14:55
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- I got the tude now
- Jul 22, 2007
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she got a loving bus driver rear end
The yoga pants/rear end technology is so realistic
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Sep 18, 2022 14:58
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- insane anime
- Aug 5, 2018
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[on a cell phone that sounds like a CB radio, vaguely italian voice] Ayo, Lamar-Listen the gently caress up. Put the Boss Bitch on the phone. She actually has half a brain.
Lamar: gently caress you, bitch!
The epic playable Latina character with a big rear end we can see in third person for 30 hours of drive here missions and destroys every single trope you ever thought of: *puts down a book, was reading The Art of War* Talk to me. Time is money.
//Bad Bunny Radio - Now Playing//
Hey, it's nice to talk to someone with some sense! My ma would've flipped had you and I got togetha. If only you were from the home country..Anyways, kid, we got a big score. Big loads of bread just Ripe for the pickin'. All you gotta do is drive to the Burger Barn, flash your little piece, and empty the cash register.
The Burger Barn? Why should we go and terrorize employees who can't even unionize? gently caress BB! They don't pay their workers a livable wage. And no health insurance either..I say we march straight to Burger Barn Head Quarters and give them an unpeaceful protest. Lamar pull over. I see a nazi. I want to punch him.
*car squeels* Hey Lady what the -
Lamar: That is one crazy bitch.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:44
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- Pablo Nergigante
- Apr 16, 2002
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[on a cell phone that sounds like a CB radio, vaguely italian voice] Ayo, Lamar-Listen the gently caress up. Put the Boss Bitch on the phone. She actually has half a brain.
Lamar: gently caress you, bitch!
The epic playable Latina character with a big rear end we can see in third person for 30 hours of drive here missions and destroys every single trope you ever thought of: *puts down a book, was reading The Art of War* Talk to me. Time is money.
//Bad Bunny Radio - Now Playing//
Hey, it's nice to talk to someone with some sense! My ma would've flipped had you and I got togetha. If only you were from the home country..Anyways, kid, we got a big score. Big loads of bread just Ripe for the pickin'. All you gotta do is drive to the Burger Barn, flash your little piece, and empty the cash register.
The Burger Barn? Why should we go and terrorize employees who can't even unionize? gently caress BB! They don't pay their workers a livable wage. And no health insurance either..I say we march straight to Burger Barn Head Quarters and give them an unpeaceful protest. Lamar pull over. I see a nazi. I want to punch him.
*car squeels* Hey Lady what the -
Lamar: That is one crazy bitch.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:47
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- Daikatana Ritsu
- Aug 1, 2008
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[on a cell phone that sounds like a CB radio, vaguely italian voice] Ayo, Lamar-Listen the gently caress up. Put the Boss Bitch on the phone. She actually has half a brain.
Lamar: gently caress you, bitch!
The epic playable Latina character with a big rear end we can see in third person for 30 hours of drive here missions and destroys every single trope you ever thought of: *puts down a book, was reading The Art of War* Talk to me. Time is money.
//Bad Bunny Radio - Now Playing//
Hey, it's nice to talk to someone with some sense! My ma would've flipped had you and I got togetha. If only you were from the home country..Anyways, kid, we got a big score. Big loads of bread just Ripe for the pickin'. All you gotta do is drive to the Burger Barn, flash your little piece, and empty the cash register.
The Burger Barn? Why should we go and terrorize employees who can't even unionize? gently caress BB! They don't pay their workers a livable wage. And no health insurance either..I say we march straight to Burger Barn Head Quarters and give them an unpeaceful protest. Lamar pull over. I see a nazi. I want to punch him.
*car squeels* Hey Lady what the -
Lamar: That is one crazy bitch.
lmfao but this is 100% what it's going to be
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Sep 18, 2022 15:47
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- insane anime
- Aug 5, 2018
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The Cuban / Meixcan / Brown Lady playable Character : Left..Right...Republican..Democrat.. [empty clip] It's all a big loving scam.
Lamar: Sheet. Sounds like Crips vs Bloods..two sides pullin' at each other tearing each other apart..Aint making no progress. [hand is no clipping through the blunt]
Girl Playable Character!!!!; Yeah, but at least the gangsters believe in family, loyalty..[spits] These politicians..they're loving ghoulish. C'mon, let's go. We were hired to provide security for Planned Parenthood and I don't want to be late. I hope one of these protestors starts feeling loco.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:49
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- HolePisser1982
- Nov 3, 2002
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The Cuban / Meixcan / Brown Lady playable Character : Left..Right...Republican..Democrat.. [empty clip] It's all a big loving scam.
Lamar: Sheet. Sounds like Crips vs Bloods..two sides pullin' at each other tearing each other apart..Aint making no progress. [hand is no clipping through the blunt]
Girl Playable Character!!!!; Yeah, but at least the gangsters believe in family, loyalty..[spits] These politicians..they're loving ghoulish. C'mon, let's go. We were hired to provide security for Planned Parenthood and I don't want to be late. I hope one of these protestors starts feeling loco.
lmao
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Sep 18, 2022 15:52
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- HolePisser1982
- Nov 3, 2002
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no one on earth makes worse games than rockstar
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Sep 18, 2022 15:53
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- Fucker
- Jan 4, 2013
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The Cuban / Meixcan / Brown Lady playable Character : Left..Right...Republican..Democrat.. [empty clip] It's all a big loving scam.
Lamar: Sheet. Sounds like Crips vs Bloods..two sides pullin' at each other tearing each other apart..Aint making no progress. [hand is no clipping through the blunt]
Girl Playable Character!!!!; Yeah, but at least the gangsters believe in family, loyalty..[spits] These politicians..they're loving ghoulish. C'mon, let's go. We were hired to provide security for Planned Parenthood and I don't want to be late. I hope one of these protestors starts feeling loco.
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Sep 18, 2022 15:55
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- a Loving Dog
- May 12, 2001
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more like a Barking Dog, woof!
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[on a cell phone that sounds like a CB radio, vaguely italian voice] Ayo, Lamar-Listen the gently caress up. Put the Boss Bitch on the phone. She actually has half a brain.
Lamar: gently caress you, bitch!
The epic playable Latina character with a big rear end we can see in third person for 30 hours of drive here missions and destroys every single trope you ever thought of: *puts down a book, was reading The Art of War* Talk to me. Time is money.
//Bad Bunny Radio - Now Playing//
Hey, it's nice to talk to someone with some sense! My ma would've flipped had you and I got togetha. If only you were from the home country..Anyways, kid, we got a big score. Big loads of bread just Ripe for the pickin'. All you gotta do is drive to the Burger Barn, flash your little piece, and empty the cash register.
The Burger Barn? Why should we go and terrorize employees who can't even unionize? gently caress BB! They don't pay their workers a livable wage. And no health insurance either..I say we march straight to Burger Barn Head Quarters and give them an unpeaceful protest. Lamar pull over. I see a nazi. I want to punch him.
*car squeels* Hey Lady what the -
Lamar: That is one crazy bitch.
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Sep 18, 2022 16:00
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- insane anime
- Aug 5, 2018
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You tell me..You work for some broad? [laughing and grabbing his balls] Get some loving cajones, esse.
Hey! Keep her loving name out your mouth. Now empty the nvidia GTXs into the loving bag, and dump your bitcoin wallet. NOw! NOW Mother FUcker!! Haha, oh hell yeah, I'm keepin one of these graphic cards for myself. I wanna play that loving Cowboy game, course they probably don't have any brothers in it. I heard the studio that released that game was real sorry about that
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Sep 18, 2022 16:02
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- Daikatana Ritsu
- Aug 1, 2008
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Homie: (solemnly) Orale.
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Sep 18, 2022 16:03
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- HolePisser1982
- Nov 3, 2002
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Senator Blohard: Pull into Starfucks! I need my triple mocha venti latte PRONTO, ho!
Latinx babe: Grrr. Okay. Have it your way.. *drives off road really crazy*
Senator Blohard: What the gently caress! Im not paying for thiisssss!!
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Sep 18, 2022 16:04
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- insane anime
- Aug 5, 2018
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The Homie will definitely be gay in this game lol. You didnt expect that, did you mother fucker?
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Sep 18, 2022 16:04
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- insane anime
- Aug 5, 2018
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Senator Blohard: Pull into Starfucks! I need my triple mocha venti latte PRONTO, ho!
Latinx babe: Grrr. Okay. Have it your way.. *drives off road really crazy*
Senator Blohard: What the gently caress! Im not paying for thiisssss!!
lmfao
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Sep 18, 2022 16:05
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- insane anime
- Aug 5, 2018
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The Crazy White GUy We Get to Play as: poo poo, I was wrong about you mexicans* and blacks* I'm really loving sorry for what my people did. I know I can't atone for centuries of systemic oppression, but I can make it up to you two right here. Go, there isn't much time. [belly flops on to a grenade in the final mission]
*studio wasnt comfortable using a slur
*poster wasn't comfortable using a slur
insane anime fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Sep 18, 2022
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Sep 18, 2022 16:08
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- Leadthumb
- Mar 24, 2006
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[on a cell phone that sounds like a CB radio, vaguely italian voice] Ayo, Lamar-Listen the gently caress up. Put the Boss Bitch on the phone. She actually has half a brain.
Lamar: gently caress you, bitch!
The epic playable Latina character with a big rear end we can see in third person for 30 hours of drive here missions and destroys every single trope you ever thought of: *puts down a book, was reading The Art of War* Talk to me. Time is money.
//Bad Bunny Radio - Now Playing//
Hey, it's nice to talk to someone with some sense! My ma would've flipped had you and I got togetha. If only you were from the home country..Anyways, kid, we got a big score. Big loads of bread just Ripe for the pickin'. All you gotta do is drive to the Burger Barn, flash your little piece, and empty the cash register.
The Burger Barn? Why should we go and terrorize employees who can't even unionize? gently caress BB! They don't pay their workers a livable wage. And no health insurance either..I say we march straight to Burger Barn Head Quarters and give them an unpeaceful protest. Lamar pull over. I see a nazi. I want to punch him.
*car squeels* Hey Lady what the -
Lamar: That is one crazy bitch.
uncanny af lmao
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Sep 18, 2022 16:13
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- goferchan
- Feb 8, 2004
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It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
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The Cuban / Meixcan / Brown Lady playable Character : Left..Right...Republican..Democrat.. [empty clip] It's all a big loving scam.
Lamar: Sheet. Sounds like Crips vs Bloods..two sides pullin' at each other tearing each other apart..Aint making no progress. [hand is no clipping through the blunt]
Girl Playable Character!!!!; Yeah, but at least the gangsters believe in family, loyalty..[spits] These politicians..they're loving ghoulish. C'mon, let's go. We were hired to provide security for Planned Parenthood and I don't want to be late. I hope one of these protestors starts feeling loco.
Lol
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Sep 18, 2022 16:31
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- Sleng Teng
- May 3, 2009
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[on a cell phone that sounds like a CB radio, vaguely italian voice] Ayo, Lamar-Listen the gently caress up. Put the Boss Bitch on the phone. She actually has half a brain.
Lamar: gently caress you, bitch!
The epic playable Latina character with a big rear end we can see in third person for 30 hours of drive here missions and destroys every single trope you ever thought of: *puts down a book, was reading The Art of War* Talk to me. Time is money.
//Bad Bunny Radio - Now Playing//
Hey, it's nice to talk to someone with some sense! My ma would've flipped had you and I got togetha. If only you were from the home country..Anyways, kid, we got a big score. Big loads of bread just Ripe for the pickin'. All you gotta do is drive to the Burger Barn, flash your little piece, and empty the cash register.
The Burger Barn? Why should we go and terrorize employees who can't even unionize? gently caress BB! They don't pay their workers a livable wage. And no health insurance either..I say we march straight to Burger Barn Head Quarters and give them an unpeaceful protest. Lamar pull over. I see a nazi. I want to punch him.
*car squeels* Hey Lady what the -
Lamar: That is one crazy bitch.
The Cuban / Meixcan / Brown Lady playable Character : Left..Right...Republican..Democrat.. [empty clip] It's all a big loving scam.
Lamar: Sheet. Sounds like Crips vs Bloods..two sides pullin' at each other tearing each other apart..Aint making no progress. [hand is no clipping through the blunt]
Girl Playable Character!!!!; Yeah, but at least the gangsters believe in family, loyalty..[spits] These politicians..they're loving ghoulish. C'mon, let's go. We were hired to provide security for Planned Parenthood and I don't want to be late. I hope one of these protestors starts feeling loco.
Senator Blohard: Pull into Starfucks! I need my triple mocha venti latte PRONTO, ho!
Latinx babe: Grrr. Okay. Have it your way.. *drives off road really crazy*
Senator Blohard: What the gently caress! Im not paying for thiisssss!!
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Sep 18, 2022 16:34
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- heehee
- Sep 5, 2012
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haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win 
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[on a cell phone that sounds like a CB radio, vaguely italian voice] Ayo, Lamar-Listen the gently caress up. Put the Boss Bitch on the phone. She actually has half a brain.
Lamar: gently caress you, bitch!
The epic playable Latina character with a big rear end we can see in third person for 30 hours of drive here missions and destroys every single trope you ever thought of: *puts down a book, was reading The Art of War* Talk to me. Time is money.
//Bad Bunny Radio - Now Playing//
Hey, it's nice to talk to someone with some sense! My ma would've flipped had you and I got togetha. If only you were from the home country..Anyways, kid, we got a big score. Big loads of bread just Ripe for the pickin'. All you gotta do is drive to the Burger Barn, flash your little piece, and empty the cash register.
The Burger Barn? Why should we go and terrorize employees who can't even unionize? gently caress BB! They don't pay their workers a livable wage. And no health insurance either..I say we march straight to Burger Barn Head Quarters and give them an unpeaceful protest. Lamar pull over. I see a nazi. I want to punch him.
*car squeels* Hey Lady what the -
Lamar: That is one crazy bitch.
lmfao
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Sep 18, 2022 16:49
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- Wormskull
- Aug 23, 2009
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[on a cell phone that sounds like a CB radio, vaguely italian voice] Ayo, Lamar-Listen the gently caress up. Put the Boss Bitch on the phone. She actually has half a brain.
Lamar: gently caress you, bitch!
The epic playable Latina character with a big rear end we can see in third person for 30 hours of drive here missions and destroys every single trope you ever thought of: *puts down a book, was reading The Art of War* Talk to me. Time is money.
//Bad Bunny Radio - Now Playing//
Hey, it's nice to talk to someone with some sense! My ma would've flipped had you and I got togetha. If only you were from the home country..Anyways, kid, we got a big score. Big loads of bread just Ripe for the pickin'. All you gotta do is drive to the Burger Barn, flash your little piece, and empty the cash register.
The Burger Barn? Why should we go and terrorize employees who can't even unionize? gently caress BB! They don't pay their workers a livable wage. And no health insurance either..I say we march straight to Burger Barn Head Quarters and give them an unpeaceful protest. Lamar pull over. I see a nazi. I want to punch him.
*car squeels* Hey Lady what the -
Lamar: That is one crazy bitch.
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Sep 18, 2022 16:58
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- Wormskull
- Aug 23, 2009
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Sep 18, 2022 16:58
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- Wormskull
- Aug 23, 2009
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The Cuban / Meixcan / Brown Lady playable Character : Left..Right...Republican..Democrat.. [empty clip] It's all a big loving scam.
Lamar: Sheet. Sounds like Crips vs Bloods..two sides pullin' at each other tearing each other apart..Aint making no progress. [hand is no clipping through the blunt]
Girl Playable Character!!!!; Yeah, but at least the gangsters believe in family, loyalty..[spits] These politicians..they're loving ghoulish. C'mon, let's go. We were hired to provide security for Planned Parenthood and I don't want to be late. I hope one of these protestors starts feeling loco.
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Sep 18, 2022 16:59
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- Wormskull
- Aug 23, 2009
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Senator Blohard: Pull into Starfucks! I need my triple mocha venti latte PRONTO, ho!
Latinx babe: Grrr. Okay. Have it your way.. *drives off road really crazy*
Senator Blohard: What the gently caress! Im not paying for thiisssss!!
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Sep 18, 2022 16:59
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- goferchan
- Feb 8, 2004
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It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
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Always think of this one
Ayy Artur, mi amigo, the oppression make me so sleeepy..
[gruffly] Paco, I reckon someday Latinx lives WILL matter.
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Sep 18, 2022 17:03
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- I got the tude now
- Jul 22, 2007
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The Cuban / Meixcan / Brown Lady playable Character : Left..Right...Republican..Democrat.. [empty clip] It's all a big loving scam.
Lamar: Sheet. Sounds like Crips vs Bloods..two sides pullin' at each other tearing each other apart..Aint making no progress. [hand is no clipping through the blunt]
Girl Playable Character!!!!; Yeah, but at least the gangsters believe in family, loyalty..[spits] These politicians..they're loving ghoulish. C'mon, let's go. We were hired to provide security for Planned Parenthood and I don't want to be late. I hope one of these protestors starts feeling loco.
lmfao
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Sep 18, 2022 17:10
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- Wormskull
- Aug 23, 2009
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Same lmfao.
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Sep 18, 2022 17:12
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May 8, 2024 18:50
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- I got the tude now
- Jul 22, 2007
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imagined being in the presence of someone who's only idea of society/culture comes from rockstar games and felt sheer terror
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