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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

Very calm Games Megathread OP voiced by Ray Liotta's son who explains to your Homie what a "Strike" is.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to be a moderator.

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I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Wormskull posted:

Seems to be a case of one hater who ought to speak up for themselves, and my finger hitting the wrong part of the screen, and I don't feel like changing it right now since I'll just gently caress it up later anyway.
1.0: Tiaer
1.0: Wormskull

i knew at least one was you lol

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Wormskull posted:

Seems to be a case of one hater who ought to speak up for themselves, and my finger hitting the wrong part of the screen, and I don't feel like changing it right now since I'll just gently caress it up later anyway.
1.0: Tiaer
1.0: Wormskull

the other guy was probed once here years ago so lmfao, good job covering your own tracks whilst giving us more to feast upon.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

lmao

Tiaer
Oct 6, 2020

Wormskull posted:

Seems to be a case of one hater who ought to speak up for themselves, and my finger hitting the wrong part of the screen, and I don't feel like changing it right now since I'll just gently caress it up later anyway.
1.0: Tiaer
1.0: Wormskull

Sorry its a 5 now finger slipped

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Tiaer posted:

Sorry its a 5 now finger slipped

you just got your hole blown open by a quarantine lurker.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Unshaven Scotsman leads a workshop meeting to come up with parody names for GTA6, circles and puts three exclamation points next to “COCKS NEWS - FUCKER CARLSBAD”

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

you just got your hole blown open by a quarantine lurker.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Thanks amigo.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
White CIA mission-giver: ...so that's why we need you to blow up the radio tower. Havana Syndrome is devastating Vice City. My guy at Ammunation has just what you need

Latinx protag: Cuba libre. Si se puede

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Man into his own Tampa Bay piss reflection:

Wormskull posted:

Thanks amigo.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

PROLOGUE
WASHINGTON, DC
JANUARY 6TH, 2021

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

PROLOGUE
WASHINGTON, DC
JANUARY 6TH, 2021

Crying a lil

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Pablo Nergigante posted:

PROLOGUE
WASHINGTON, DC
JANUARY 6TH, 2021


Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Pablo Nergigante posted:

PROLOGUE
WASHINGTON, DC
JANUARY 6TH, 2021

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Man into his own Tampa Bay piss reflection:

lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

PROLOGUE
WASHINGTON, DC
JANUARY 6TH, 2021

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Bob, 0 hours played, reaching from the shower to his phone perched on the shitter to say: Guys. This is GOTY of the generation. I mean.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pablo Nergigante posted:

PROLOGUE
WASHINGTON, DC
JANUARY 6TH, 2021

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Man into his own Tampa Bay piss reflection:

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pablo Nergigante posted:

PROLOGUE
WASHINGTON, DC
JANUARY 6TH, 2021

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.
CROOKED MAYOR PLAYED BY GIANCARLO ESPOSITO: The Hyperpoop could mean big things for this city. Problem is we can't break ground until a land acknowledgment is done and these brocialist contractors aren't playing ball.

PC WEARING VICE CITY BUTT BUCCANEERS JERSEY: That's a problem.

Omon Ra
Nov 1, 2020
peanus

Wormskull posted:

Forty pound femboy at Bazooka’s taking your order, sounding like Ving Rhames: Oh you’re surprised that I don’t have a feminine lisp? Huh. Rockstar has moved on, and so should you * T Poses and slowly falls through floor*
lol

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Lobotomy Kid posted:

CROOKED MAYOR PLAYED BY GIANCARLO ESPOSITO: The Hyperpoop could mean big things for this city. Problem is we can't break ground until a land acknowledgment is done and these brocialist contractors aren't playing ball.

PC WEARING VICE CITY BUTT BUCCANEERS JERSEY: That's a problem.

oh God he probably is in this game lol

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I've moved on from laughing at the posts to being absolutely sure it's exactly what the whole game will be like.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
lol.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

i feel th hand of god in imp zone today

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

they confirmed the leak btw lol

https://twitter.com/RockstarGames/status/1571849091860029455

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Her rear end will be bigger. We promise.

Rockstar

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

too many things to empty quote lol


Pablo Nergigante posted:

PROLOGUE
WASHINGTON, DC
JANUARY 6TH, 2021


The Lobotomy Kid posted:

CROOKED MAYOR PLAYED BY GIANCARLO ESPOSITO: The Hyperpoop could mean big things for this city. Problem is we can't break ground until a land acknowledgment is done and these brocialist contractors aren't playing ball.

PC WEARING VICE CITY BUTT BUCCANEERS JERSEY: That's a problem.

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

The Lobotomy Kid posted:

CROOKED MAYOR PLAYED BY GIANCARLO ESPOSITO: The Hyperpoop could mean big things for this city. Problem is we can't break ground until a land acknowledgment is done and these brocialist contractors aren't playing ball.

PC WEARING VICE CITY BUTT BUCCANEERS JERSEY: That's a problem.

Lol

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Disembodied glitched OJ Pimpson voice at 400% audio: You wanted in right? I getchu in. You got that smoothie? *player character suddenly falls 10,000ft into the earth, then dies w/the drowning animation*

Pablo Nergigante posted:

PROLOGUE
WASHINGTON, DC
JANUARY 6TH, 2021

Joan
Mar 28, 2021

I got the tude now posted:

*only slightly faded RATIO'D text remains until you force load an old save*

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Lumpy the Cook posted:

BOLD CHICANA: Ay. Look there in that park- there’s those conspiracy whackjobs who’ve been harassing Madam Senator.

FAT CREEP WITH “DRAGA” HAT: Stop! Giving! Your personal information out on the internet, people! It’s being compiled by data collectors and sold to advertisers to help them make targeted advertising algorithms! And they make billions doing this!

HUMBLED CAUCASOID BF: drat, and I thought the stuff I used to believe was wacky.

TIN FOIL HAT INBRED LOSER: Vice City PD has been rounding up nonviolent ‘offenders’ while releasing violent criminals so that they can pad out arrest records and secure military-grade munitions! They’re actively making the city worse so they can secure more funding!

BOLD CHICANA: [laughs] The cops might give us a hard time now and again, but this… ¡Ridiculo!

STUPID LITTLE PISS IN PANTS INCEL loving RETARD: [drooling] DUUHUHHHHHH All of the talented creators and developers at RockNRoll Games have left the company! Hardly anyone there has the talent to make good games anymore. They even delisted their old games to force people to buy a broken ugly ‘remaster’ at full price! [violently shits self] DDUUURRRRR If they had their way they would settle for ripping people off in microtransactions for a decade-old game for eternity, the only thing forcing them to slowly and reluctantly make any new games at all is shareholder demand!

HUMBLED CAUCASOID BF: [cocking shotgun] I’ve heard enough. Time to shut these Kremlin-backed sumbitches up for good.

lol

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Larry Parrish posted:

I've moved on from laughing at the posts to being absolutely sure it's exactly what the whole game will be like.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
*cell phone rings*

FIERCE CHICANA: Who this?

STRONG BUT NON-THREATANING MALE VOICE: Heyyyy Lucia! My favorite visa worker!

FIERCE CHICANA: Ughhhh, Rico! How'd you get this number?

RICO: Look, Im gonna be straight with you, the club is short on girls for this weekend and you know the republican convention is the busiest time of the year for us!

FIERCE CHICANA: I told you Rico, I don't do that poo poo anymore. I've moved on in life, now I rob opioid shipments and drive a pizza delivery vespa

RICO: What have you got against stripping now? It's not even technically sex work!

FIERCE CHICANA: Nothing! My best friends are sex workers, they're like familia to me. I would do anything for those girls, and I won't stop fighting until it's seen as a legitimate form of employment. Until then I don't want to be seen as one

RICO: Look I swear we worked really hard on this minigame, the devs had to comp like 20 strippers and a few of their girlfriends before finding the right mo-cap model, and it'd be a shame to ditch all of it due to changing sensibilities

FIERCE CHICANA: I dunno Rico. Can you tell me that this is an empowering form of recreation and not sexist exploitation?

RICO: You'll unlock all the outfits in your wardrobe if you get a 'PERFECT' on all 5 licensed tracks

FIERCE CHICANA: What else?

RICO: *sigghhhhhhh* .....if you boyfriend wants to strap on a banana hammock....he can dance here too. Alright!? Mondays only!

FIERCE CHICANA: poo poo, that's pretty brave.

"Chads n' Chubbies" is now available on the world map

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

je1 healthcare posted:

*cell phone rings*

FIERCE CHICANA: Who this?

STRONG BUT NON-THREATANING MALE VOICE: Heyyyy Lucia! My favorite visa worker!

FIERCE CHICANA: Ughhhh, Rico! How'd you get this number?

RICO: Look, Im gonna be straight with you, the club is short on girls for this weekend and you know the republican convention is the busiest time of the year for us!

FIERCE CHICANA: I told you Rico, I don't do that poo poo anymore. I've moved on in life, now I rob opioid shipments and drive a pizza delivery vespa

RICO: What have you got against stripping now? It's not even technically sex work!

FIERCE CHICANA: Nothing! My best friends are sex workers, they're like familia to me. I would do anything for those girls, and I won't stop fighting until it's seen as a legitimate form of employment. Until then I don't want to be seen as one

RICO: Look I swear we worked really hard on this minigame, the devs had to comp like 20 strippers and a few of their girlfriends before finding the right mo-cap model, and it'd be a shame to ditch all of it due to changing sensibilities

FIERCE CHICANA: I dunno Rico. Can you tell me that this is an empowering form of recreation and not sexist exploitation?

RICO: You'll unlock all the outfits in your wardrobe if you get a 'PERFECT' on all 5 licensed tracks

FIERCE CHICANA: What else?

RICO: *sigghhhhhhh* .....if you boyfriend wants to strap on a banana hammock....he can dance here too. Alright!? Mondays only!

FIERCE CHICANA: poo poo, that's pretty brave.

"Chads n' Chubbies" is now available on the world map

this thread is finally ready for the goldmine.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

heehee posted:

this thread is finally ready for the goldmine.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

heehee posted:

this thread is finally ready for the goldmine.

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

heehee posted:

this thread is finally ready for the goldmine.

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