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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?







Tonight, the Green Bay Packers play against the Chicago Bears at Lambeau Field. If the abuse against the Bears was any worse there would be a sad TV commercial with Sara McLachlan pleading for this game to stop.

Alternately, the Bears eat the cheese and get bad diarrhea. Either way, we, the viewer, win.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

I'll allow it.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Much like the bears I must make myself fat for the Winter.

I'm just being lazy and having chips and dip tonight but I'm also having a nice bourbon barrel aged stout called Directions to See a Ghost. It's 13.3% abv.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The older Chris collinsworth gets the more he looks like a puppet made of human skin

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I've got weed and diet coke lol

I should get some weed at some point. I just have no idea what to get and find the number of weeds available kinda intimidating.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Just get whatever's cheapest. If they're from a dispensary, they're all good.

I've heard some strains make you paranoid and I don't really want that. I've got enough stress.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Talk to the guy at the counter and say you're new and want something easygoing.

Wait, actually talking to people irl? Seems scary.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Is Mike Ditka still alive?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

I'm rooting for a 6-6 tie tonight

I want to see something like that 70-40 something game that happened in the 1940s.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh Hey I guess Sammy Watkins hasn't had his annual injury yet

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






I will never get tired of hearing his name mispronounced like this.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





EvilBlackRailgun posted:

My turkey burger was surprisingly good considering I was out of worcestershire sauce

I found I like Beyond Burgers or other fake meat or veggie burgers better than turkey burgers at this point.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





HootTheOwl posted:

Same. They're no beef, but they're still "good enough".

Now they just to not smell before I cook them.

Yeah that's my one complaint about beyond Burger's. They have this weird funky baloney smell to them before being cooked

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Flea flicker!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Fields!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bird in a Blender posted:

Exciting game everyone. Let’s call this one over.

But I wanna shitpost more.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





BGrifter posted:

It’s a good night to have ice cream and weed. :shobon:

Yeah!

The only ice cream in the house is some weird brand that was like bourbon pecan and I tried it but it wasn't great. Not totally awful but I think I'm going to save it and make a chocolate bourbon milkshake next weekend.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Rodgers WTF was that throw?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Sammy Watkins status: alive

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Da Bearse

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Huh, the closest arby's to me is almost an hour away.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mystic Stylez posted:

Rodgers just laid down there motionless I though he was dead

But enough about sex with Aaron Rodgers

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





hobbesmaster posted:

That’s the wild part!

Imagine being the special teams coach though “poo poo my punter is too powerful”

What would be really impressive would be if they hit the bottom of the video board in the cowboy stadium.

I'm aware that the game is being played in Wisconsin.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Justin Field might be good or bad but I think that knowing the rules of football is a pretty big deal.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's unorthodox but I think that the bears should just start killing opposing players with knives if they want an advantage.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





MakaVillian posted:

Don't even have to kill them, just bleed them like in bullfighting, it's more sporting

Bullfighting..poo poo, I knew there was something else I should have included in the poll!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





DOIBS!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Randall "Conan" the Cobb.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





New rule: the Bears always start their drives on 3rd and 2. They can't gain first downs. Each now down is either 3rd and 2 and they get the 2 or they punt so they quit wasting our time.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Pops Mgee posted:

BIG BOB SIGHTING

BIG BOOBY TOONS

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Rectal Placenta posted:

I just rubbed hot pepper in my eye :(

No no, I know it feels that way but that's just what this game does to Bears fans.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





R.D. Mangles posted:

the bears are not going to win a game against the packers this year

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I have bad news for you

I mean, not another one.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Fenrir posted:

and his brother has the much cooler name of Amon-Ra

In all fairness dude's full name is Equinemous Tristan Imhotep St. Brown.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The gently caress? It's 4th and 3 and you're down 3 scores just GO 4 IT you cowards!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Aaron Jones: still pretty good.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Benne posted:

So how will the Bears go three-and-out this time?

Pass for 9 yards.
Run for 0
Run for -1
Punt

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh no, here is where the comeback starts!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sweet thursday posted:

They should probably do that more with the guy who's good at his job

This isn't Bears quality thinking.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Also Khalil Herbert is better than Montgomery

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hell Byron Pringle, How are you today?

It seems the rumors are around your team is bad all day.

Now I am not sentimental but I really want to cry.

C'mon Mr. Pringle tell me why.

C'mon Mr Pringle tell me why.

C'mon Mr. PRINGLE won't you please tell me why? Tell me why.

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