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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > if they ever reboot _____ I will fucking lose it
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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Indiana Jones could do with a reboot. Maybe cast Jovovich in the role?

Get Paul Wes Thomas Anderson to direct!

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 Alien, and Aliens.

You can use the Xenomorph as much as you want. You can even have Colonial Marines fighting them somewhere.

But don't you dare try to tell the story of the Nostromo or LV-426 again.

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

 Sonny and Cher because sonny bono is fuckin dead

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DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Imagine rebooting Seinfeld.

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Effective-Disorder
Nov 13, 2013
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJnThCli1fg

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Alien, and Aliens.

You can use the Xenomorph as much as you want. You can even have Colonial Marines fighting them somewhere.

But don't you dare try to tell the story of the Nostromo or LV-426 again.

:hmmyes:

Amadeus. F. Murray Abraham is the one and only Salieri, and Tom Hulce is the one and only Mozart.

Gremlins and/or Gremlins 2: The New Batch. You know they’re gonna be boring CGI if that happens.

Clue: The Movie. You can’t improve on an already perfect ensemble cast. The humor and charm would be lost.

John Carpenter’s films. Just… no. Please leave those alone, Hollywood.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Another Bill posted:

The Simpsons

No, I'd like to see this happen.

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

No, I'd like to see this happen.

Disney doesn't need to reboot it, they'll just replace all the voice actors with AI.

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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Dogs

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Lord of the Rings

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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Cacator posted:

Get Paul Wes Thomas Anderson to direct!

how about just regular Wes Anderson instead.

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

 hackers (1995)

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 deep space nine

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Justa Dandelion
Nov 27, 2020

[sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

 Three caballeros.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Heart Break High

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
Ferris Bueller

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
I swaR TO GOD

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
If thjeyu ever ask m3e to reboot my computer again when I call the 5tech support I will fucvk9ing lose it I already did you fucvks why do you think I callewd

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
 The song Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation

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WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!
Lowtax

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

teen witch posted:

The song Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation

that was itself a reboot of a song from an old C64 game

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Foo Diddley posted:

that was itself a reboot of a song from an old C64 game

Holy poo poo this is delightful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsorGbKwNlA

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Instant Remedy did it better (imo)

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Jet Li's The One.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The 1992 MTV Music Awards.

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

teen witch posted:

Holy poo poo this is delightful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsorGbKwNlA

wasn't a real great game, but i played it a lot because it was one of the rare C64 games that actually let you play for more than a few minutes before it killed you

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

goatface posted:

Jet Li's The One.

Fist of Legend, one of Jet Li's early films, was a reboot of a Bruce Lee movie. He'd just be paying it forward.

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Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

 Rebooty

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Fist of Legend, one of Jet Li's early films, was a reboot of a Bruce Lee movie. He'd just be paying it forward.

It's not about Jet Li specifically. That film is just a perfect, museum-grade summation of a turn of the milennium sub-culture.

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

Ferris Bueller

its not a reboot but they're making an insanely unnecessary movie about the two valets who roll around all day in the car

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt 5

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
my iron lung

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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

You Are A Elf posted:

:hmmyes:
(snip)
John Carpenter’s films. Just… no. Please leave those alone, Hollywood.

There have been a few already, with more on the way.

- Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) was apparently not awful, but I haven’t made time for it yet.
- The Fog (2005) was awful.
- The Thing (2011) was a weird attempt to remake THE THING as its own prequel, and was meddled with until it became the flawed, fitfully interesting movie we got.
- Halloween (2007), maybe? Didn’t see, idk

Other than that there have been announcements of Starman(?), Big Trouble in Little China, They Live, and Escape from New York remakes. Whatever kicks a little money to Carpenter while he tokes up, plays video games, and watches basketball, I guess.

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

 Fitzcarraldo.

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Hasturtium posted:

There have been a few already, with more on the way.

- Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) was apparently not awful, but I haven’t made time for it yet.
- The Fog (2005) was awful.
- The Thing (2011) was a weird attempt to remake THE THING as its own prequel, and was meddled with until it became the flawed, fitfully interesting movie we got.
- Halloween (2007), maybe? Didn’t see, idk

Other than that there have been announcements of Starman(?), Big Trouble in Little China, They Live, and Escape from New York remakes. Whatever kicks a little money to Carpenter while he tokes up, plays video games, and watches basketball, I guess.

okay gently caress this they've gone too fuckin far (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Oregon Trail

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Alucard posted:

Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt 5
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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well?

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Bananas in Pyjamas. If they ever write what happens when they make it downstairs then I think a little bit of magic has been lost in the world.

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Mooey Cow posted:

Any of various Clint Eastwood movies. They don't dare while the man is still alive.

There was a Japanese remake of Unforgiven with Ken Wantambe which fell in the category of pretty good on its own but not nearly as good as the original

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